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Batman could kick Conan's ass every day including Sundays.
The Batman fiasco:
Batman sneers, “Look at me Conan I’m a neurotic basket case, because I watched my parents get murdered. Don’t mess with me because I’ll kill you! You hear me Conan, I’m so crazy I’ll kill you!”
Batman flaps around a bit. “Look at my cool black cape, and all my cool toys.” Then, screams a bit louder, “I’m Batman. Stay back, I’ll kill you!”
Conan rolls off of Trillia the wench, “Woman I have to make water. Get rid of that annoying insect over there.” Conan points at Bat Munch (I mean Man?).
Trillia draws a lady’s dagger and quick as a willow-wisp stabs Batman through the eye socket, piercing his brain. His dead body falls backward out an open window, into a waiting alley below.
She smiles, “Hehee Conan will be so pleased with me.” Trillia lies back down in bed giving her hair a little flick, so as to please Conan’s eye.
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Batman could kick Conan's ass every day including Sundays.The Batman fiasco:
Batman sneers, “Look at me Conan I’m a neurotic basket case, because I watched my parents get murdered. Don’t mess with me because I’ll kill you! You hear me Conan, I’m so crazy I’ll kill you!”
Batman flaps around a bit. “Look at my cool black cape, and all my cool toys.” Batman screams a bit louder, “I’m Batman. Stay back, I’ll kill you!”
Conan rolls off of Trillia the wench, “Woman I have to make water. Get rid of that annoying insect over there.” Conan points at Bat Munch (I mean Man?).
Trillia draws a lady’s dagger and quick as a willow-wisp stabs Batman through the eye socket, piercing his brain. His dead body falls backward out an open window, into a waiting alley below.
She smiles, “Hehee Conan will be so pleased with me.” Trilla lies back down in bed giving her hair a little flick, so as to please Conan’s eye.
It's more like this.
Conan passed out drunk in a bowl of stew "blubbubb"
Batman puts the batcuffs on the passed out barbarian "call Arkham, I've got another one for them".
stuff ...
Batman is dead.
He's just pretending to be dead to lure his enemies in a false sense of security, Then bust in on them when they lease expect it.
Haha, while laying in the gutter, so scared he pee'd his pants, I'm sure Batman is thinking, "I'm being real still, so as to lure them into a false sense of security."
Batman was killed by a Conan's wench.
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He's just pretending to be dead to lure his enemies in a false sense of security, Then bust in on them when they lease expect it.Haha, while laying in the gutter, so scared he pee'd his pants, I'm sure Batman is thinking, "I'm being real still, so as to lure them into a false sense of security."
Batman was killed by a Conan's wench.
So are you saying that conan has a woman do all of his fighting for him, what a wuss.
So are you saying that conan has a woman do all of his fighting for him, what a wuss.
People do whatever Conan tells them to do - Man or Woman. (see The Riddle of Steel above)
So are you saying that conan has a woman do all of his fighting for him, what a wuss.People do whatever Conan tells them to do - Man or Woman. (see The Riddle of Steel above)
Well I once went out to pick him up some relaxed fit loincloths, but only because he asked me nicely.
"Crom, man! Can you please go pick me up some 'huggers?"
Hey, that's... yeah, that's exactly how he asked. Did he hit you up too? I really do like the guy but he can be so manipulative sometimes. We should stage an intervention.
Do you stage an intervention for incontanance?"Crom, man! Can you please go pick me up some 'huggers?"Hey, that's... yeah, that's exactly how he asked. Did he hit you up too? I really do like the guy but he can be so manipulative sometimes. We should stage an intervention.
Are you saying Conan is full of $#!^?
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Are you saying Conan is full of $#!^?Do you stage an intervention for incontanance?"Crom, man! Can you please go pick me up some 'huggers?"Hey, that's... yeah, that's exactly how he asked. Did he hit you up too? I really do like the guy but he can be so manipulative sometimes. We should stage an intervention.
It could be the reason Conan's always pised off.
It could be the reason Conan's always pissed off.
I once pissed off Conan. I just stood atop his shoulders and aimed for a nearby spitoon.
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Are you saying Conan is full of $#!^?Do you stage an intervention for incontanance?"Crom, man! Can you please go pick me up some 'huggers?"Hey, that's... yeah, that's exactly how he asked. Did he hit you up too? I really do like the guy but he can be so manipulative sometimes. We should stage an intervention.
Reminds me of that De Camp pastiche "The Throne of the Shuddering Slab" where Thoth Amon spiked Conan's goblet of Zingaran wine with Ex Lax.
If it came down to saving Mr. Burns, Wayland Smithers would whup Conan.
Wayland Smithers is a robot vampire. He lives by secretly drinking Mr. Burns' blood. This is one of the final secrets of the show.
I'm sure Conan gets royalties.
If it came down to saving Mr. Burns, Wayland Smithers would whup Conan.Wayland Smithers is a robot vampire. He lives by secretly drinking Mr. Burns' blood. This is one of the final secrets of the show.
I'm sure Conan gets royalties.
FALSE! Mr. Burns' grey little heart rots in his chest. No blood pumps within that ghast!
Maria Shriver.
Maria Shriver could whup Conan and have him beg for forgiveness like the bad little puppy he is deep down.
Maria Shriver.
Maria Shriver could whup Conan and have him beg for forgiveness like the bad little puppy he is deep down.
I dunno. If her gaunt countennance is any indicator, he may have the upper hand in that relationship.
"Madea! Loogadyou! I am de most fit man on uh-th and you are disgusteeng! Get on de treadmill!"
FALSE! Mr. Burns' grey little heart rots in his chest. No blood pumps within that ghast!If it came down to saving Mr. Burns, Wayland Smithers would whup Conan.Wayland Smithers is a robot vampire. He lives by secretly drinking Mr. Burns' blood. This is one of the final secrets of the show.
I'm sure Conan gets royalties.
oh, my! ... Then, what could he be drinking?
FALSE! Mr. Burns' grey little heart rots in his chest. No blood pumps within that ghast!If it came down to saving Mr. Burns, Wayland Smithers would whup Conan.Wayland Smithers is a robot vampire. He lives by secretly drinking Mr. Burns' blood. This is one of the final secrets of the show.
I'm sure Conan gets royalties.
oh, my! ... Then, what could he be drinking?
That's Moloko, my dorogoy devotchka. Peet it fresh or it'll clop your gutiwuts real horroshow like.
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Maria Shriver.
Maria Shriver could whup Conan and have him beg for forgiveness like the bad little puppy he is deep down.
I dunno. If her gaunt countennance is any indicator, he may have the upper hand in that relationship.
"Madea! Loogadyou! I am de most fit man on uh-th and you are disgusteeng! Get on de treadmill!"
"You heff wrat yrou rant, Kohagen!!! Giff dose peeble aaaaaaailrlr!!!"
I think I am getting Conan a sword sharpening kit for xmas.
Santa Clause could whup Conan!
No way. Too out of shape.
Yes he could, you see Santa Clause is immortal, Conan isn't. Eventually Conan would get so old that Santa Clause could beat him.
No way. Conan's immortaler.
Is immortaler even a word?
But Santa is a much great Bad A** than Conan this video proves it.
The Night Santa Went Crazy by Wierd Al.
It is now. Conan said so. It's in the Nemedian Chronicles.
You haven't even let me link my Santa video yet, or did you see it in the other thread?
Weird Al scares me.
If Weird Al scares you, then I would venture to say that Weird Al could also whup Conan as well!
You're right. Weird Al Yankovic could wup Conan.
You win the internet.
Does this mean after 18 pages, this thread has come to an end?