spleen hole toss. Toury winners sometimes win
a surgery of their choice, performed by
McQueasy, hearthrob star of the medidrama BLUES
incompatent nurse practioner, currently under investigation for
running a prostitution ring out of the
morge. John says, "Dead hoes are the
on crack, and smoked LSD. The cocktail
waitress noticed him nodding off and called
,"CODE YELLOW!" Armed kolbold bouncers rushed the
rickshaw pulled by a minotaur wearing sparkly
anybody saw such an event, due to
the massive solar flare that destroyed the
social order of things and eliminated the
"Burning Half-orc", an event known best for
jam bands and overpriced gatorade! Minotaur rickshaws
requier constant polishing to prevent grease build-up
"Two-Horns" Minotaur from entering his rickshaw in
the Chuck Heston Nationals! Competition was fierce,
the favorite was Miss Suzie's steamboat because
boiler that used goat intestines and cat
twenty knots. Miss Suzie was know to
ring her bell all over the place
and by "ring her bell" I mean
dangling between her pendulous breasts; sweaty, gleaming,
of all the pervs in the park
who parked at Pervy Park, near the
Perv wizard named Aahz (no relation) who
myth-ing her clothes! Aahz and Skeeve delivered
they were flogged with a humongous pickle