The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Heathansson]

a tasty morsel excape us, do we

[Vattnisse]

, precioussssss? No, never!", they gibbered while feasting

[Heathansson]

unbeknownst to the lurching doom which was

[drunken_nomad]

creeping closer...inch by inch, step by

[Heathansson]

limp, the lurching shambler, or was it

[drunken_nomad]

the invisible shambling lurch, ah that's it!

[Heathansson]

It reached out to the beckoning feast

[Vattnisse]

and, with a deliberate, yet sudden, move

[Heathansson]

said lurcher lunged, yelling "dibs on a

[Vattnisse]

left foot!" in a inhuman, yet strangely

[Heathansson]

comforting manner. The feet were so scared,

[Vattnisse]

they soiled themselves, much to the disgust

[Heathansson]

of the otyughs. This made no sense

[Vattnisse]

to the shambling lurcher, who had expected

[Celestial Healer]

the feet to be festering and inanimate

[Heathansson]

not running away as these feet were

[Celestial Healer]

. Still, he enjoyed the chase, and thought

[Heathansson]

"maybe I should attach one them legs

[Celestial Healer]

to the giggling mass of my body

[Vattnisse]

; it would improve both my looks and

[Celestial Healer]

my mobility." So he set about grafting

[Heathansson]

it on, but he grafted it backwards,

[Celestial Healer]

and promptly kicked himself in the spine.

[Vattnisse]

This also created an identity crisis for

[Heathansson]

Xerby Xallen Xippincott, the half-fiend xorn from

[Celestial Healer]

the Astral Plane, because he had a

[Vattnisse]

unusual multitude of limbs closely resembling the

[Heathansson]

tangled hair of pseudonatural My Little Ponies

[drunken_nomad]

Xerby the xorn breached Scrooge McDuck's vault

[Heathansson]

and set off the perimeter defences which

[drunken_nomad]

confounded the Beagle Boys, who were coincedentally

[Heathansson]

breaking into the vault at the same

[drunken_nomad]

time as Tiamat and Venger ripped through

[Heathansson]

the wall of the vault, followed by

[drunken_nomad]

Annie Oakley and Rip Van Winkle, dressed

[Heathansson]

as Dr. Frankenfurter and Rocky, because they

[drunken_nomad]

thought the costumes would distract McDuck's guards

[Celestial Healer]

, but the guards were breaking in, too.

[Aubrey the Malformed]

"Confound you!" shouted Demogorgon, who just happened

[Heathansson]

To be the Disney on set representative

[Aubrey the Malformed]

. "Release the hound!" Pluto emerged, jaws slavering

[Heathansson]

his craggy fangs bedecked with the corpses

[Aubrey the Malformed]

of Mickey, Minnie and Donald, killed while

[Heathansson]

asleep; then Demogorgon decided to turn them

[Celestial Healer]

into festive holiday wreaths following the instructions

[drunken_nomad]

of the benevolent Sleestacks. Folding the corpses

[Heathansson]

,Marshall, Will, and Holly, and Chakka too,

(did you know that Larry Niven wrote a few episodes of Land of the Lost? He's on the dvd's' giving commentary.)

[drunken_nomad]

formed a haphazard, wreath-making assembly line --until

[Celestial Healer]

the workers went on strike to demand

[Aberzombie]

just one last pink flamingo dance number