The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

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Cranky Smurf cuffed Impaley upside the head.

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"I hate violence," he exclaimed, and then

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proceeded to break the polearm into tiny

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toothpicks, and made little toothpick smurf toys

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in an attempt to console Brainy Smurf's

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little brother, Smarty Pants Big Mouth Smurf,

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who was traumatised by the frothy impalement

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of his longwinded big brother on the

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demented Impaley Smurf's flailberd. "Who's going to

[drunken_nomad]

help me stir the sauce?" asked Chef

[Celestial Healer]

Emeril Lagasse, adding pieces of Brainy Smurf's

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brain, which truly was huge, for a

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zombie-inspired culinary delight: cerveaux au vin, with

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Jerry Mathers as the Beaver. It was

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a delicacy, according to Martha Stewart, who

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always cherished it and the fond memories

[drunken_nomad]

of beating her hired help.....at canasta.

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Then, who came around the corner but

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a troupe of formorian giant bards, cleverly

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or not, were disguised as cheerleaders, and

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waving ginormous pom-poms while turning cartweels and

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exposing....well, I'll leave that to your

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psychologist to get to the bottom of.

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The formorians were fans of Smurf brain

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, the band and the meal from Denny's.

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But Emeril was seasoning it with all

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spice, Old Spice, Brut for Men, Polo,

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and aqua velva for that extra spice.

[Heathansson]

This caused the smurfy treats to flame

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in otherworldly colours, piquing the interest of several

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Avatars of Nyarlathotep from the AoN Convention

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, including the be-ribboned 'Best Avatar' winner, who

[drunken_nomad]

immediately swore off snorting powdered bone marrow

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when he realized that the fomorian bards

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had laced them with pixie sticks. The

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REAL Slim Shady Smurf, who was fighting

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his caffeine habit at the Betty Ford

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Clinic For The Chronically Short, was unimpressed;

[drunken_nomad]

he and Ozzy Smurf once snorted TNT

[Siberys]

In the midst of all this hullabaloo

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Impaley Smurf dipped his hat into brainy

[Siberys]

smurf's lifeblood, thus becoming the first redcap.

[Celestial Healer]

This macabre episode became known as the

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Changing Of The Hats, and is commemorated

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each year on the untitled thread. The

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posters on that thread are overly fascinated

[Siberys]

with awesome, if inane, message board games,

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and pie. Especially homemade pie that's good

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so you need an Orc to guard

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it in a locked 10x10' room without