he's got to be strong, and he's
gotta be fast. Real fast. Disconcertingly, there
suddenly appeared a crimson caped dynamo, in
a blinding flash and thunderous boom as
the burrito he ate three hours beforehand
dangerously mixed with the broccoli and beer
and chased with Tenser's Milk of Magnesia
turned into Batman™ guano. Mixed with sulfur,
this potent chemical is quite possibly the
most useless spell component ever devised. The
harvesting is dangerous, and the only spell
that can benefit from it is a
rare variation of Burning hands that changes
into its dancing shoes when the music
changes its tempo to polka. As nobody
Suddenly, the paladin saw a HUGE creature
that appeared to be a severely mutated
by the gaseous fumes from beneath the
tavern's basement - the building was built on
a Styes-style alchemical factory for the
process of turning goblinoid sweatshop workers into
Soilant Green to feed the masses of
very very hungry spiderlings. The monstrous mutant
goblinoids could be made into enough food
to feed many mouths, provided that the
masticators did not include any gibbering mouthers.
Menacingly, many massive masticator mechanics moved mindlessly
because they think alliteration is silly. They
thought that theoretically, their theorems thoroughly, throughout
history, eschewing alliteration whenever possible. Their annals
thus contained no actual words, instead opting
for a form of sign language, which
had a lot to do with their
strange visual organs, as they are particularly
adept at noticing microscopic changes in skin
pigmentation patterns, something that has anthropologists speculating
as to whether their microscopes were kaleidoscopes
or periscopes. This strange method of communication
though odd, nonetheless, came in quite handy,
since Smurfs are known for their sensitive
visual acuity, and it would be smurfs
who, according to prophesy, would bring about
the downfall of civilisation as we know
it today. Smurfs, of course, have long
noses, the better to smell an invasion
of stanky aliens. They wear aluminum foil
so that smurfs mistake them for leftover
baked potatoes, to order to lure them
out of their mushroom houses so that
they can be impregnated with strange alien
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