The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!


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coming from his feat. The endeavor was

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further complicated by the need to keep


his boss from knowing what he did

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in the Applebee's men's room two days

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ago after imbibing a vat of dwarven

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eye fluid. Needless to say, Kid Rock

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threatened to tell on Little John unless

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he bought him some shiny shoes. This

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made him mad. Real mad. Real Real

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Mad. Mad enough to do the unthinkable -

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he challenged Kid Rock to a match

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of backgammon, where the loser would have


to insert a live dire wolverine into


Asmodeus's rear end, which would likely result

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in much moaning and gnashing of teeth


not to mention the wolverine's bad attitude.

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Bringing their hangers-on and posses, Kid


Rock began the match, rolling double sixes

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; this auspicious start was surely due to

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dice as loaded as the Kid himself.

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However, Tiny's posse, largely composed of his

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failed experiments in cranial enlargement through eldritch


incantations (and a few inflatable pig bladders),

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immediately called the dice-loader out, as they


beat their chests and drooled all over

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Rosie O'Donnell, the referee. She ruled that

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she would have to eat the dice,

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the board, and the players. This ended

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when Rosie O'donnell stuffed Kid Rock into

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her gaping maw and chewed him up

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she overdosed on the narcotics in his

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blood and was gradually transformed into a


girl's high school gym teacher. Softly, she

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grunted, thinking, "wow, I always wondered what

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vile processes create such creatures", before abruptly

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passing the most rancid gas ever smelled


. It wafted eagerly into her waiting nostrils;

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for she alone enjoyed the smell of

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the partly digested Kid Rock and his

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greasy hair, crawling with all manner of


tiny, rabid monkeys and a gelatinous cube.

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Victorious, Tiny and his malformed hangers-on jubilantly

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amputated their legs, and waved them about

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in a display of truly uninhibited joy;

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to get a leg up on the

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competition. Before they bled to death, they

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wondered briefly how the world remember them -

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and if they could get a drumstick.

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Ever efficient, Tiny's otyugh flatmates proceeded to

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eat the discarded appendages. "We don't let

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