The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!


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This reminds me of another story, where

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like, there was this guy, and like,


everybody called him "Tiny", not because he

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was big like Little John, which would

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make no sense if it wasn't for

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his tiny head. It was so small,

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hungry pigeons often mistook it for a

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peanut, and pecked at it mercilessly. This

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pummeling, however, made his head swell up

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like a fat tick ready to burst.

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Thus, Little John never left his house

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which was a good thing, because his

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mommy didn't approve of his lazy friends

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or any of the girls he brought

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back with him when he ventured out

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into the Styes, where the worst neighborhoods

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are. But he plotted nightly to take

(OK, he "never" leaves his house but he picks up girls in bad neighborhoods?)

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a journey there, in his ethereal form,

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to buy a few pastrami sandwiches for

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the neo-otyughs living underneath his bed. These

(I was originally thinking more along the lines that it was just as well that he never left the house, as pigeons would eat his noggin. The Styes babes came later, I guess...)

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Keanu Reeves otyughs were feeling snarky, so

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they decided to reenact the Matrix trilogy

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in french. The first Neo-otyugh, who smelled

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like the old socks it recently consumed,

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wasn't quite "leading otyugh" material, so the

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consensus was that it would be Morpheus

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and the role would go to a

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creature with only two legs. As for

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the bald guy who wanted a steak,

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the pontificating moron in a white suit,

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Boss Hogg. The Duke Boys, played by

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the two skinniest otyughs, had their wagon

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painted with the Canadian flag in a

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bizarre absurdist landscape, along with melting watches

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and herd animals. Dukes fans pointed out

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that Salvador Dali, with his weird moustache,

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would have found this painting too realistic

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and flagellated himself psychologically for having painted

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his winged cows in a non-melty way.

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This was the worst Matrix rendition ever

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, at least since The Matrix Reloaded. However,

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it was nowhere near as bad as

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Wolf Blitzer's sex tape, but at least

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it gave some otyughs some work, and

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otyugh roles are hard to come by.

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Kid Rock, now that he is single,

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auditioned, but he made the otyughs nauseous

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, making them demand stunt doubles and increased

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raw sewage, to mask the atrocious smell

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