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This game is officially sanctioned by the self-pronounced quasi-deity Frumious B (currently Seal Clubber) as well as his numerous familiars, so you know it's gotta be good! I mean, how many other games let you have a pet rock???
It's also very, very free, no downloads of any kind, and great fun.
I'm currently sitting with icicles in front of me, ready to yodel my heart out... Would somebody please post this in clan forum? I'll wait with yodeling 'till I get the ok to do so here!
OK. I'm sitting in the dumb cage. I'll sit there until Frumious B and Turin post here telling me they're through. We are through! Do not gnaw through the cage, though, choose the "wait for a teammate" option. The door is already unlocked.
Thanks to everybody for helping out with the Hobopolis run! We made it in about 4000 adventures, which is just a little too much for the 3700 adventure reward. Turin, Vattnisse and myself would, with everybodys consent, "lease" the next Hobopolis for a very efficient run, will take slightly more than a week.
next time i'll try keeping a better count and do the side quests last, or not at all.Yeah. I didn't do any side quests until after I wiped out a side. Completing sidequests can really screw up the count. There are formulas on the KoL Wiki, but you have to follow it exactly to get what you are needing. The formula works perfectly, I got the Wossname on my first ascension, but you have to be very careful.
Unfortunately, I didn't take Pulverize when I ascended (I preferred to keep Eye of the Stoat). I think Frumious B has Pulverize, though. Indeedy! I gladly Pulverize all your favorite belongings if I get the chance. Useful Perm. skills:
I'm going for lvl. 30 DB this time and will be able to provide booze for the needy for quite some time... I obviously also have access to Nash Crosby's Still.
I've got toilet paper aplenty for decorations as well!
A few more things I'm looking for. Is anyone else adventuring in "The Sea"? I keep trying to get a fish stick, a fish scimitar, and/or a fish bazooka but have been unsuccessful so far. Anyone else have better luck? No luck for me either... Btw, pust some warm, cool, flaming and stinky 'shrooms in the stash
Haven't read any of those books in so long that I've missed the reference... Might have to read up on them pretty soon, have the 3 or 4 first ones lying around somewhere
The whole waking of Kermithulhu was a good giggle as well... Ed the Undying always cracks me up too, but those dastardly unicorns were head and horns ahead of the competition.
That was probably the funniest adventure I ever had in this game... Never found out what the missing kidney did, but I read you could buy it back somewhere. Black market, I think.
Gifts of toilet paper for all the squeaky new guys. Hooray!
He does check in with Paizo accasionally, though... Doing a Bad Moon run at the moment and cannot access my mounds of lovely fresh meat, but planning do contribute about half a mill when I get my hands on it again.
Merry Crimbo to y'all!
Staff assembled! Glorious chill!!!
Anybody with access to the Wok of Ages, by the way? Got all I need for a staff of the walk-in freezer, which would be ...cool... Need to wok together some cold hi meins, though.I have access to the Wok of Ages. My in game name is Big Coffin Hunter. Either mail me your stuff or drop me a line in-game. I'll be sure to get on tonight and see what I can do about helping you. 3 units of MSG, cold and sour sauce and dry noodles coming your way, thank you heaps. Had limited computer access for a couple of days...
Anybody with access to the Wok of Ages, by the way? Got all I need for a staff of the walk-in freezer, which would be ...cool... Need to wok together some cold hi meins, though.
Are you dressed up in the Wolf Mask/Assless Leather Chaps rig again? Think of the children!! I sold my leather chaps by accident, oh pain and horror, but I believe I WAS wearing them when I ...decorated... his campsite. Oh how I long to once again feel the moxious wind 'twixt my thighs!
Elfborgs scale according to your stats. The tougher you are, the tougher they are. And I'm currently only theorizing on the item/day mechanic, but that's the most probable event.Aw, crap! And I just spent 120 adventures pumping iron so I could pound elfborg heads faster. The elfborg fall like dominoes under the weight of my sauce, if that made any sense... I actually heal more damage from casting spells than they manage to deal, so I'm perfectly safe.
On the second day of Crimbo
Jick gotta be one sick puppy... Unloading heaps of elfborg loot to the clan stash, amongst them a Teddy Borg. Enjoy!
Egad! I wondered what had motivated that assault upon my nice barskin tent! Indeed them bars make fer some good tents, boy howdy, but them tents are mighty lackin' in facilities. The TP was only to be nice, I took no pleasure from the act of dancing around under the full moon wearing nothing but a gimp mask singing praises to Jarlsberg while chucking around the ultra absorbant. No way, boy howdy!
Welcome!
Frumious B, multiple ascendee!
There's a full walkthrough for this quest here: http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Strange_Leaflet_Walkthrough Couple of things you probably gonna miss without reading it, for example the grue familiar.
Looks like I'll need to hit the Haunted Bathroom for some more toilet paper! If I can be bothered...
Toilet paper for the nooblets! O happy day!!!
Seal Clubbing is not all it's made up to be, I preferred Disco Banditry to be honest. Not sure what my next ascension will bring, but will try to visit the Sorceress as soon as possible. She is, after all, my mother.
Vandalism and villainy most fowl!!! Somebody draped my lovely tent with toilet paper! Rumour has it that the villain is in our very guild, and even related to me. Disowned now, of course. Dumped all my stash into the clan stash when I ascended as well, should be some assorted uselessness there.
I've not been a good contributor nor communicator, but I've put in some empty meat tanks and a meat stack in case somebody's in need of a meat wagon of the b****** sort.
Flatulent greetings from Frumious B, Disco Bandit (at the moment a full-fledged Jiggy Grifter, no less!). Gotta say that this game might be the stupidest I've ever signed up for, I approve wholeheartedly. :)
smoothie roman-styled orgies)
the dreadful banshee-wail of Bonnie Tyler tunes (Were the werewolves or the subscribers wearing the aforementioned rods?)
very fabric of existence as
fancy white-pants party
with the proper precautions and
whose opinions were
the primordial essence of Chaos
never be condoned
scheme started to hatch in
are most often
would perform even more horrible
causing him to
"Whose pentagram?", wondered Asnek, raging
A putrid stench emanated from
of a pentagram in blood
containing excessive amounts
Asnek cringed before its power,
all rodents and
sickly eerie green and radiated
, causing unholy diarrhea
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