Thus the Smurfs engaged in the Smurf Wars
against the Empire of Snorks. Much blood
was drunk, for smurfs began resorting
leading him on a killing spree, which
only ended when the Gummi Bears dogpiled
a banshee that was screaming death metal
"LONG LIVE THE LOUD!"
Chapter Two:
Ally
For, with friends like these, who needs
to live. Or have normal colored hair.
They train under Nepal, where they preform
dark weaving rites, tearing body hair out
monkeys named Patrick. This idea goes back
as hospitals, proving the Egyptians lack of
design variations. I mean, jeez, everything triangular
about change we can really believe in?
The triangular monkey hair weaves are used
if they are Patrick Curtin, which they
still remaining sober enough to play
ring toss. The Cult of Patrickcurtin abhors
sanity, especially those who can
do addition without using their fingers, toes,
or multiple personalities. The Curtinian dogma has
tried to meld Voodoo and K'tulu mythos
mystical traditions into a unified system of
a little Bawitabawdebangdebangdiggydiggy. Acolytes of the faith
and spread mayonnaise on the ceilings of
black light posters of Godzilla and Mickey
Alice and Alice Cooper in Alice's Restaurant.
involved in a threeway with the Dormouse,
and the mighty appendage of the Jabberwock!
balls you have!"
"All the better to