The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[David Wickham]

which caused his ego to grow larger

[drunken_nomad]

than his skull would allow...Sk-bam! Brains

[Aberzombie]

spread around like Kobold Cleaver's pathetic "jokes".

[Kruelaid]

And that's a lot of brains. Zombies

[drunken_nomad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (got distracted)

[drunken_nomad]

back on track

swarmed the Pinedale Mall, searching for the

[Aberzombie]

mythical "City of Golden Grey Matter" while

[Heathansson]

humming a little ditty by the great

[Aberzombie]

Tom Petty. The tune was a classic

[Heathansson]

in Gainesville, Florida, but everywhere else it

[Aberzombie]

sucked rotten kobold eggs. Speaking of those

[Wally Wabbit]

yapping little lizards, why do they think

[Heathansson]

they can come over to my side

[Aberzombie]

and start digging up the yard? They

[Heathansson]

are not going to find anything that

[Aberzombie]

even closely resembles ancient artifacts from the

[Heathansson]

kobolds that predated mankind's civilizations in the

[Aberzombie]

world as we know it. These fictitous

[drunken_nomad]

dog-men are in for a rude surprise

[Digitalelf]

when they find my old grandmother's dingy

[Aberzombie]

wig and false teeth in that wooden

[Heathansson]

dybbuk chest she bought on e-bay in

[Digitalelf]

1492, only back then e-bay was called

[Aberzombie]

Quee-bay, as it had been started Queen

[Digitalelf]

whats-her-face, and declared an instant

[Aberzombie]

success by that Columbus guy, the one

[drunken_nomad]

that fought DeGama and DeLeon in oil

[Aberzombie]

soaked leotards, while the song "Mr. Roboto"

[Digitalelf]

played soft and melodiously in the background

[Aberzombie]

without disturbing anyone. At the same time,

[drunken_nomad]

Bill and Ted appeared out of midair,

[Aberzombie]

screaming baleful utterances such as, "Doom on

[Digitalelf]

ye who provoke the eternal wrath of

[drunken_nomad]

the Wyld Stallyns!" "Party on, Wayne!" "WAIT!"

[Kruelaid]

Ick! Seeing this John Rambo took aim

[Aberzombie]

with his mighty bow and unleashed hell

[Kobold Catgirl]

but then great Raistlin cast a spell

[Aberzombie]

to make hell more like the Abyss.

[Kruelaid]

Rambo gutted Raistlin like a fish. The

[Illessa]

entrails, on sensing their freedom, began to

[Aberzombie]

dance for joy, causing blood to splash

[Digitalelf]

into Rambo's eyes, which made him exclaim:

[Aberzombie]

"They drew first blood, not me." Raistlin

[Kobold Catgirl]

teleported to Forgotten Realms and beat up

[Aberzombie]

every kobold, even with his frail limbs.

[Heathansson]

The kobolds, when this crazy junk went

[Aberzombie]

sideways, decided that discretion was the better

[Kobold Catgirl]

flying, decided to kill Elminster.
"Oh well."

[Aberzombie]

Elminster simply laughed at the pathetic lizards

[Vattnisse]

and their mildly amusing attempts to threaten