the rainbows end where candy covered gumdrops
is judged by superstar Karzoug. Criteria include
The last criterion allowed the all-bone butterfly
to win six years running. Other champions
the bar exam in Indiana causing investors
['s] and phantom posts)... laws and drugs aside,
if your calipers are properly calibrated and
you account for airspeed volocity of unlaiden
of the fear of Halfling members of
for the new dance craze, the Julienne.
After hours of dancing he was fried!
lost value forcing the spudster to invest
because the shade and hue were not
quite in line with the art direction
of Pueblo Mecassa, house painter and collector
nose's, because a nose knows to know
a hard-to-find but well-done Dwarven Rose Bouquet
, a wine only tolerable to dwarves, because
gnomes know that sturdier folk are known
to gneed gnasal flushing after sniffing the
ludicrous amounts of sovereign glue needed to
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