The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[drunken_nomad]

Sigmond and the Sea Monsters, unfairly judged

[Dirk Gently]

by a group of particularly rowdy Slaadi

[Heathansson]

wearing the cool kids stuff, like leather

[Aberzombie]

sandals, Hawaiian shirts, and straw cowboy hats.

[Heathansson]

These slaadis also had nipple piercings, and

[Tobus Neth]

Fled the city with all the cocaine

[drunken_nomad]

they could stuff in their "mule", Screech

[Vattnisse]

from Saved by the bell. However, Screech

[Tobus Neth]

was now a pornstar.His head swelled

[Kruelaid]

and as he thought about Paris Hilton,

[Tobus Neth]

She was suddenly aware of him. Shazzam!

[drunken_nomad]

The pair switched brains, like a hokey

[Dirk Gently]

pokey of the cranium. They turned themselves

[Tobus Neth]

into Gibbering vagina's and slowly advanced on

[Vy-Dann]

the seamonsters secret hideout with the intentions

[Tobus Neth]

to have sex and score drugs, lots

[oji040870]

of drugs. Tinkerbell had scored some crack

[Vattnisse]

from some scuzzy guy she met on

[Tobus Neth]

safari in the Amedio jungle. The cages

[drunken_nomad]

animated and chased Tink for seven miles

[Larry Lichman]

until he collapsed at the feet of

[Kruelaid]

well... just a couple of big feet.

[Vattnisse]

These big feet were attached to a

[Tobus Neth]

Vogorosh Demon lord of Dolphins

[Dirk Gently]

. After realizing that dolphins do not sell

[Tobus Neth]

tuna fish or seafood to any land

[Lady Aurora]

dwellers, the gibbering vaginas went off in

[oji040870]

search of gibbering things. Screaming filled the

[AWED]

Circus as the man with no head

[Kruelaid]

proceeded to seriously f+#! up this thread.

[oji040870]

danced on the severed hands of clowns

[Heathansson]

that stuck their arms too far out

[Vattnisse]

, thus losing them to the sharks circling

[Tegan]

the glass bottom tour boat they took

[Aberzombie]

to their rendezvous with the cult of

[Kruelaid]

Barbie worshipping garden gnomes and pink flamingos

[Aberzombie]

in service to Dagon, that creepy ichthyoid.

[Vattnisse]

The Dagon-Barbies had developed strange mutations, like

[Heathansson]

realistically proportioned hip, bust, and waist sizes.

[Aberzombie]

They also liked to sacrifice guys named

[Vattnisse]

Ken (but, hey, who doesn't?), inducing fear

[Heathansson]

and frivolity. Then, from out of nowhere,

[Dirk Gently]

Kelly, a scion of Yog-Sothoth, came running

[Heathansson]

if you can call it that; her

[Dirk Gently]

horrifying little plastic puppies and kittens attacked

[Heathansson]

the ishy Kelly, ripping the mutated bysshe

[oji040870]

from her neck. It was Karl the

[drunken_nomad]

Plumber, he'd come to fix the sink.

[Heathansson]

He had his little bag and everything.

[drunken_nomad]

Karl shot the rabid animals with Nitrous