(in a super high-pitched voic)
He-lo gobbos! I'm Orgborg of Mugwump, and I'm here to whip you into shape! We are looking for recruits for the Goblin Aeriel Grenadiers (or GAG for short). What goblin doesn't want to fly in the sky throwing fire onto the ground! SO JOIN ME! We will be the mightiest airforce Golarion has ever seen!
[Stands at attention]
Ready for duty, Sir!
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Woo Hoo! An air force! Every gremlin in existence air forces!
Just wait right here, I'll go recruit the gang!
I'm not a goblin, but I have a high Craft (alchemy). Can I join in as a bombmaker?
(in a super high-pitched voice)
We are ALWAYS in need of skilled support crew. How fast can you craft alchemical fire SOLDIER!? Or ACID!?
We would ALSO appreciate if you had some gremlin spray for our Dire Bats and Giant Vultures. Apparently those BUGGERS are everywere.
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Prepare for trouble!
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Make it double!
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To protect us greenies from decimation!
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To unite all gobbos within one nation!
To denounce the evils of pinkskins and love!
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To light our fires throughout the Lands Above!
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Pillbug!
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Harry!
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Team Goblin, blast off at the speed of light!
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Surrender or not, best prepare to fight!
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Buzzpurr!
That's right!
Encore! Encore! @(#%!&(!!
*Steals Grandpa Mincepony's old uniform, pants excepted (of course) and stands still, saluting suspiciously stained flag, singing*
DURR DUR DUR DUR DURDUR DUR DUR, DUR DURDUR DUR DURDUR DUR DUR (etc)
So are we looking for a CAG for GAG or is that already in the bag?
I am ACTING CAG for the group at the current time. However, WE are looking for commisioned officers!
We are ALSO looking for a carrier. Any goblin WIZARDS with a giant flying castle?
(P.S.: If anyone has any drawings of goblins in little pilot uniforms that would be really cool. My own attempts have been crude)
Nous commeçons aussi l'aile francophone du GAG, les Grenadiers Aéroportés Goblin.