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I had this idea of a Pirate summoner whose Eidolon was a small pirate ship. The itty-biddy crew would shoot guns(bite) and attempt a boarding action(tail slap), as well as have this odd ability to sail anywhere, even up sheer cliffs or trees. Serpentine base at level 1 can use all of these. If your GM is lenient, and you can have both the Bite and the Gore, then the small crew says RAMMING SPEED!! Reach to bite means cannons on the sides, and increased armor for different types of wood or metal. Bigger eidolon means bigger ship! A schooner for a small, a Galleon for a medium, so on and so forth. Dreadnought for Huge... It also made sense for the eidolon to speak, since there was a miniature crew manning the ship.

Then there's the Summoner, who's decked out in pirate attire, shouting orders to the small ship. Certain orders like "Speed up, ya land lovers!" for Haste, and "Get the ship fixed, ya scalawags!" for rejuvenate eidolon, etc.

And plus, Pirate accent. Who doesn't love that?

1) Give it a top hat and you got yourself an award winning NPC already.

2) Sensai gives you all you really need for Knowledge, Skills, and buffs.

3) Seriously, a top hat would make anyone love the bugger.

As Far As I Know, for one.

What's nice about the feat is if you're a melee dependent mage, such as the Magus or the Dragon Disciple, it's like Power Attack for Barbarians/Fighters. Bonus to damage when you attack. It provides less damage, but it doesn't take away your To-Hit and requires a swift action instead of it being part of an attack action.

The only thing you're mounting is a horse's rear.

No one can beat me; Tirq, the Fighter!

Rest in Piece Scab. He had an explosive personality.

Monk training.

I like rewards. They remind me that I'm awesome.

In combat, if you wield a natural weapon, you are considered armed and your attacks will use the same rules a melee weapon would.

Player: I disarm your Bite attack!

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (15) + 0 = 15

Aw... I made it...

Gary You stop making up words this instant.

Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?!

Believe it or not, I actually have a hard time playing a non-heroic character. It's just not in my nature to think of things that aren't good.

I hope to go see it while it is still in theatres. It looks like it's right down my likeness.

I didn't know that yatchs could go both ways... oh well.

The next poster did know.

Usually, I'm an adventurer. I traditionally plunder the loot, kill the bandits, and buy the fancy stuff with the spoils. Unfortunately, do to the recession, I'm the guy who does the banditry. Not my finest moments. I barely had enough to buy my Longsword, let alone armor. What about my family? I have to feed them as well!

Now, picture this, I'm sitting in a cavern, chilling with my buddies, counting some money that we recently "Obtained" from some rich "Donors" when suddenly this group of people show up. Now, it could be anyone, but nooooo it's a freak show! I mean, since when do Dwarves, Elves, Orcs, and Humans even get along?! I'm willing to bet at least half of them were "Hidden Nobility" or "Destined for Greatness" or even "Experts in their Field." How come nobody ever comes into our hideouts just to say "Hey, Tirq, how's it been?" It's always "Die you bandit scum!"

Monsters aren't the only ones with problems... *sniff*

What's it like having people you've never met drill you with questions?

The redemption of evil, no matter how evil it was.

Glamour which is a charm or an archaic spell is a bastardization of the word Grammar. During the "dark ages" men and women who could read and write could in fact "spell."

I'M MAGIC!!!!!!!

But what are the odds of it having Combat Reflexes?

Tenro:

Enter the Bomb Brothers! Is there any last name that you're willing to take? My character's first name will be Elwood, if that matters.

I'll post a build here in a little. I'll also message Tenro for a background.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a morning Pepsi.

They all become Humans!

I wish I was a Cyborg.

You want some candy?

Mister... You just lost your candy! Move over so I can fit in your large and unassuming van!

That was terrible, and I apologize. But, man. Saying it outloud is twice as funny as reading.

But how do we know that the crate is full of Potions of CLWs?

No.

Actually, you could call it a natural 1 on perform: Comedy check. It was so bad that Ross Byers had to edit it out.

I don't know which is harder to listen to, Marthian and Conman's hurtful words in other languages or Frank the Mime's sorrowful tale about his mother.

Endure Fillaments
Heel
Cure Modern Wounds
Cure Liver Wounds
Cure Bright Wounds
Detect Bed
Animate Dude

Open air freedom
is what all wizards seek. To
cast what others dream.

Oh, good. I can go back to my standard daily protocols.

gary: [link to pre-alpha corgi test]

sara marie: psh loading bard

sara marie: *bar

sara marie: although,... if you could make that a loading bard that would be cool

gary: those are back ordered, would you like a loaded bard instead?

Man, I wish that would happen for PFO.

Browse the Paizo Messgeboards.

And I'm a student.

Thanks Lem, for asking the question we've all wanted to ask.

Oh, she works alright. I don't see how she needed her foot for that, but you'll be expecting some black mail from her, and a short letter from your soon-to-be-Ex-Wife.

Man, I wish my minis would come in to the store sooner.

Every game I play, I always go for the religious fanatics or the law part of the game. I play White in M:TG, Lucius in Malifaux, Menoth in Warmachine, Nomads in Infinity, and I almost ALWAYS side with the Paladins/Cavaliers in Pathfinder.

Electricity, I love Electricity. Spells like Lightningbolt and Shocking Grasp are my hommies and I use them all the time. When a Frankenstein's Monster appears it makes me giggle with all the electricity. When its not a powersource, but a source of power is what I like about it the most.

What happens at Gen Con...

... ends up on Youtube.

Only if it doesn't hurt the baby unicorn.

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE!

AND I

HATE

BABIES!!!!!

I like Squash. So long as it doesn't touch an onion, that is.

I typed this one with something else.

I figured as much.

You have one too, Ruloc.

Nothing really, so long as it makes sense. I haven't GMed for long, so I haven't really seen anything I have said "Not gonna happen" to. I'm fine with the Han Solo-style gunslinger right next to the Conan-style character right next to the Black Knight-style character. Its what happens when 4 guys get together to play a game described as fantasy.

Also, Evil Lincoln, I like boob-plate. It makes me smile for 2 main reasons: 1) Boobs 2) The absurdity is down right hilarious.

Make sure Aquilla and Priscilla are on that list, again. I see my picture frame and it looks lonely.

I like how he's burning the GM guide.

Tirq wrote:

*slams head on keyboard* I mean mm instead of cm. I ain't british. I mean an Inch or so.

Not British. Rather "everyone else in the rest of the world".

I mess up 1 letter and look what happens. I de-rail the thread.

21. Hehe.. Hehehe... Heheha.. Hehahaha.. Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm filthy...pick my nits!

No!

Now if only I had an F/LGS to write about...

That, in and of itself, is a FLGS horror story.

I used to play FPS games at my library a whole lot, since that library had a teen center that we could play Battlefield 2 at. It was in a section that people could talk without having to worry about the quiet rules of a library. When we played Battlefield 2, you can set what the game calls each other. I was also one of the few people who understood how the team needs support and such, so I was team leader. I named myself Mumsy and the other person on my team was usually either Hobo or Tiny. If any of us died, you could hear it in the main hallway.

"MUUUUUUUMSYYYYY!!!!!"

"HOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"TIIIIIIIIIIIIINYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

I also called myself Jumpin' Jahosaphat. I'd jump down from above and scare the people. They would shout:

"Jumpin' Jahosaphat!"

Tirq wrote:

307.Then I ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it. Over, and over, and over again.

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"

307.a Oddly enough, thats what he was shouting.

307.Then I ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it. Over, and over, and over again.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a This sword is heavy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............

~My Paladin, before I had to quit the Campaign.