So not sure where this will go, but let's start. Think of a spell, and then mess it up in name.
Meatier Swarm
Demand Undead
Wall of Spice
Speak with Lead
Yeast shape I-IV
bread blades
Acid Dog
Protection from Elvis
Magic Mistle
Age Armor
Great Pout
Call Lightening
Sneeze (Grease)
Shield of Dates
Summon Munster
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Protection from Gouda
Protection from Elves
Protection from Raw
Protection from Tacos
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Plain Shift
Globe of Inpunerability
Shocking Gasp
Mage Charmer
Power Word Spill
Flaming Deer
Flushing hand
Energy drain (as in pool drain)
Bold monster, Mass
Mages Injunction
Power word unzip (someones avatar name)
Prismatic pear
Regurgitate (based on regenerate)
Hide the lightning
Soul Blind (still sounds nasty)
Summon Derp-ermagard (summon derghodaemon)
Summon frogger (summon frogemoth)
Time start
Gsheunheit (Tsunami)
Wail of the She-band
Wired
Fish
Wooden plank (wooden phalanz)
Wooden Prank
Wooden sanka
WOrld wave (as in "Hi")
Bowler Ray (summons a guy named "Ray" wearing a striped shirt and stupid-loooking shoes)
Resilient Smear (Creates a foul-looking stain that can't be wiped off)
Transport Via Pants
Restaurantction
Plain S**t. ;-)
Protection from RAW
I need that.
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Spending
And the cantrip version, Massage.
Prismatic rear
Prismatic fear
Prismatic ball (still potentially useful)
Prismatic fall
Prismatic doll
**you see where this is going**
Block tentacles. (Fear my Lego trap!)
Speak with Dredd
Black Pentacles
Mage's Board/Bored
Magnificent Pension
Wired
Create Dummyplane
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Grue strike
Clay of frost
Detect tragic
Wub
Magnificent Pension
I'd cast that.
Mange hand
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Deer-Piercing Scream
Ear-Piercing Dream
Ear-Piercing Beam
Ear-Pursing Scream
Beer-Pulsing Stream
Cure Fried Woods
Reinbarnate
Baleful polygamist
Pasted Dulcet Station (guess)
Playdoh Any Object
Gas/Lesser Gas
Chomp Person
Animate Bed
Animate Bread
Animate Fed
Animate Med
Animate Zed (doesn't this come out to the same thing?)
Milk to Steel
Misspell Magic
Explosive Dunes
Glad Monkeys
Rain of Logs
Gold Person
Lightning Molt
Glands of Time
Mat's Grace (Not sure if good or not. Sorry if bad, Mat)
Paste
Waste
Spleen Edge
Remove Purse
Blue Form
Dimension Floor
Glaze, Mass
Wall of Shire
Steam of Vengeance
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Explosive Prunes
Detect Raisin
Flaccid Arrow
Detect Crying
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Animate Fred
Bestow Purse
Tell a Port
Phantasmal Biller
Tickle Winds
Transmute Mud to Spock
Reintegrate
Car Pool
Floss to Stone
Gaseous Norm
Inflict Serious Sounds
Nice Storm
Incendiary iCloud
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Shield Otter
Symbol of Beer
Stone to Fish
Stinking Clown
Summon Nature's Ally McBeal
Acid Marrow
Animal Massager
Bardskin
Crone
Chard Monster
Dancing Fights
Eyemite
Giant Fork I&II
Good Hole
Gold Animal/Monster/Person