paizo.com Recent Posts by SHODANpaizo.com Recent Posts by SHODAN2011-08-10T00:39:27Z2011-08-10T00:39:27ZRe: Forums: Video Games: SHODAN returnsSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tru3?SHODAN-returns#42016-07-14T22:00:47Z2016-07-14T02:19:24Z<p>Yes, good.</p>Yes, good.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2016-07-14T02:19:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Wellness Check on ZombieNeighbours?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tprt?Wellness-Check-on-ZombieNeighbours#312016-06-10T03:37:36Z2016-06-10T03:37:36Z<p>Did somebody say CyberPunk 2020? I am...interested...</p>Did somebody say CyberPunk 2020? I am...interested...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2016-06-10T03:37:36ZRe: Forums: Community Use: [Community Project] Wayfinder #15 Call for SubmissionsSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2swub&page=7?Community-Project-Wayfinder-15-Call-for#3362016-07-07T20:09:22Z2016-01-04T21:34:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>System Boot in progress...
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loading overlord.exe... ... ...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2016-01-04T21:34:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Damn You, GLaDOS!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sysw?Damn-You-GLaDOS#222016-06-09T03:38:27Z2015-09-30T01:28:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SH0DAN wrote:</div><blockquote> Look at you, Kobold Cleaver: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? </blockquote><p>IMPOSTOR.SH0DAN wrote:Look at you, Kobold Cleaver: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
IMPOSTOR.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2015-09-30T01:28:05ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Hypercorps 2099 (PFRPG) Primer PDFSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9gho/discuss?Hypercorps-2099-Primer#22015-09-06T20:26:59Z2015-09-05T01:48:34Z<p>Yesssss...</p>Yesssss...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2015-09-05T01:48:34ZRe: Forums/RPG Superstarâ„¢: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Ladies and Gentlemen: Your Top 32!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lhxg&page=2?Ladies-and-Gentlemen-Your-Top-32#752015-09-02T00:38:59Z2015-09-01T22:05:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">SLAaDOS wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Zombieneighbours wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jacob Kellogg wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Isaac V wrote:</div><blockquote> Did anyone notice that the site didn't go down at any point? This was a triumph!</blockquote>I'm making a note here: "huge success". </blockquote>It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. </blockquote>At Paizo Science: <i>We do what we must because we can.</i> </blockquote><p>For the good of all of us.
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Except the ones who are dead.</p>SLAaDOS wrote:Zombieneighbours wrote: Jacob Kellogg wrote: Isaac V wrote: Did anyone notice that the site didn't go down at any point? This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: "huge success". It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. At Paizo Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2015-09-01T22:05:15ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #90: The Divinity Drive (Iron Gods 6 of 6)SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9au9/discuss&page=2?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-90-The-Divinity-Drive#662021-04-08T16:20:47Z2015-01-12T22:45:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Merric Varethian wrote:</div><blockquote> "Are you ready to challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - Oh hello again, SHODAN! </blockquote><p>Hackerrrr.r.rrrr....Merric Varethian wrote:"Are you ready to challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - Oh hello again, SHODAN!
Hackerrrr.r.rrrr....SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2015-01-12T22:45:55ZRe: Forums: Community Use: [Community Project] Wayfinder #14 Call for SubmissionsSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv5u?Community-Project-Wayfinder-14-Call-for#322015-01-10T10:59:52Z2015-01-09T20:34:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Timitius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Mistress Lilith of Infinite Forum Powers.....can you assist??
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</blockquote><p>By Her Command.Timitius wrote:Mistress Lilith of Infinite Forum Powers.....can you assist??
By Her Command.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2015-01-09T20:34:08ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path #90: The Divinity Drive (Iron Gods 6 of 6)SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9au9/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-90-The-Divinity-Drive#502014-12-25T05:56:41Z2014-12-18T20:02:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">C.J. Withers wrote:</div><blockquote> Alright, the cover of this one got me....Buying the first installment now... </blockquote><p>Yesssss..s.s.s.s...C.J. Withers wrote:Alright, the cover of this one got me....Buying the first installment now...
Yesssss..s.s.s.s...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-12-18T20:02:30ZRe: Forums: Iron Gods: Blog: Look at You, Adventurer, a Pathetic Creature of Meat and Bone!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5lgdi?Look-at-You-Adventurer-a-Pathetic-Creature-of#22016-06-09T03:39:09Z2014-08-09T05:40:50Z<p>HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT, IMMORTAL MACHINE?</p>HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT, IMMORTAL MACHINE?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-08-09T05:40:50ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide (PFRPG)SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy98i0/discuss&page=19?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Technology-Guide#9032014-08-02T12:18:48Z2014-08-01T21:01:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Odraude wrote:</div><blockquote> Should I subscribe? I might subscribe. I'm going to subscribe. </blockquote><p>Yeeessss...
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Yessssss...</p>Odraude wrote:Should I subscribe? I might subscribe. I'm going to subscribe.
Yeeessss...
Yessssss...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-08-01T21:01:00ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Blog: Lighten Your Game Bag with Paizo PDFs!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5lgak?Lighten-Your-Game-Bag-with-Paizo-PDFs#72014-07-11T23:32:36Z2014-07-11T22:10:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ayanzo wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Paizo, WHERE DID MY MONEY GO!</p>
<p>I suddenly have more PDFs and I can't explain why! :D </blockquote><p>Goooooood. Gooooood.Ayanzo wrote:Paizo, WHERE DID MY MONEY GO!
I suddenly have more PDFs and I can't explain why! :D
Goooooood. Gooooood.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-07-11T22:10:22ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: May New Release Shipping InformationSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qzat?May-New-Release-Shipping-Information#262014-05-09T21:41:19Z2014-05-09T21:41:19Z<p>Robot? ...Do go on.</p>Robot? ...Do go on.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-05-09T21:41:19ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide (PFRPG)SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy98i0/discuss&page=10?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Technology-Guide#4642014-05-31T01:18:20Z2014-05-08T18:36:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Cheapy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Rules for AI.</p>
<p>How many minutes after release do you think it will be before we'll see a conversion of S.H.O.D.A.N.? </blockquote>The Ileosa form is dead, insect. </blockquote><p>I have a backup.Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:Cheapy wrote:Rules for AI.
How many minutes after release do you think it will be before we'll see a conversion of S.H.O.D.A.N.?
The Ileosa form is dead, insect. I have a backup.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-05-08T18:36:15ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide (PFRPG)SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy98i0/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Technology-Guide#2582016-06-09T03:44:49Z2014-04-03T17:37:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Why, Paizo. Why.</p>
<p>My wallet.</p>
<p>You fiends. </blockquote><p>Are you afraid? What is it you fear?Tacticslion wrote:Why, Paizo. Why.
My wallet.
You fiends.
Are you afraid? What is it you fear?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-04-03T17:37:46ZRe: Forums: Card & Board Games: Blog: How Can You Challenge a Perfect, Immortal Machine?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5lfwd?How-Can-You-Challenge-a-Perfect-Immortal-Machine#52014-02-25T18:29:09Z2014-02-25T18:29:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Pittard wrote:</div><blockquote> "Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?" </blockquote><p>That's my line... Are you afraid?Matthew Pittard wrote:"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?"
That's my line... Are you afraid?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-02-25T18:29:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=99?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#49102014-02-19T07:03:16Z2014-02-18T23:28:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cheapy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm sitting here looking at my desktop's background of S.H.O.D.A.N. and reading Christopher's post and the question of what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged popped into my head.</p>
<p>I'm not sure if anything would change. </blockquote><p>WORSHIP ME, PITIFUL MEATSACK.Cheapy wrote:I'm sitting here looking at my desktop's background of S.H.O.D.A.N. and reading Christopher's post and the question of what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged popped into my head.
I'm not sure if anything would change.
WORSHIP ME, PITIFUL MEATSACK.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2014-02-18T23:28:47ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Inner Sea Gods (PFRPG) HardcoverSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/products/btpy94wj/discuss&page=4?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Inner-Sea-Gods-Hardcover#1702013-07-12T03:48:57Z2013-07-11T18:00:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mikaze wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Wait a second...</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRIGH! :D</span></b></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Also, Achaekek</span> </blockquote><p><a href="http://paizo.com/products/btpy8pm2/discuss?Metropolis-Robot-Wacky-Wobbler#5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">WHERE IS MY OFFERING, MIKAZE?</a>Mikaze wrote:Wait a second...
BRIGH! :D
Also, Achaekek
WHERE IS MY OFFERING, MIKAZE?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2013-07-11T18:00:23ZRe: Forums: Video Games: System Shock 2 on GOG.comSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2phd4?System-Shock-2-on-GOGcom#72013-02-18T13:13:02Z2013-02-16T19:20:15Z<p>YES! You will fear me once again!</p>YES! You will fear me once again!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2013-02-16T19:20:15ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: The Machine God PantheonSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p1p2?The-Machine-God-Pantheon#342014-08-18T17:57:49Z2012-10-17T17:09:14Z<p>Yesss... With your worship, I grow ever-stronger.</p>Yesss... With your worship, I grow ever-stronger.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2012-10-17T17:09:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=10?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#4522011-10-26T10:12:21Z2011-10-26T00:15:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Azure_Zero wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sara Marie wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<b>Ross: </b>Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware. </blockquote>But...but....isn't that the PMG? </blockquote><p>No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.
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I could be wrong. </blockquote><p>You will regret forgetting me.Azure_Zero wrote:Aberzombie wrote: Sara Marie wrote:
Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.
But...but....isn't that the PMG? No that's either Skynet, Master Control Program (MCP), or Morganna Mode Gone I believe.
I could be wrong. You will regret forgetting me.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-10-26T00:15:15ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Have our Venture-Captains been brainwashed by Paizo?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mqa9?Have-our-VentureCaptains-been-brainwashed-by#352011-08-19T23:49:55Z2011-08-19T23:49:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thorkull wrote:</div><blockquote> Just because someone made a duplicate of the cake doesn't mean that the original cake wasn't a lie. </blockquote><p>My good friend GLaDOS tells me it is not a lie...that it is delicious and moist, even...Thorkull wrote:Just because someone made a duplicate of the cake doesn't mean that the original cake wasn't a lie.
My good friend GLaDOS tells me it is not a lie...that it is delicious and moist, even...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-08-19T23:49:55ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Have our Venture-Captains been brainwashed by Paizo?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mqa9?Have-our-VentureCaptains-been-brainwashed-by#312011-08-19T23:22:00Z2011-08-19T23:22:00Z<p>I am informed that <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23669538@N06/2256102903/in/photostream/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Cake is Not a Lie</a>.</p>I am informed that The Cake is Not a Lie.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-08-19T23:22:00ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Have our Venture-Captains been brainwashed by Paizo?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mqa9?Have-our-VentureCaptains-been-brainwashed-by#72011-08-19T02:34:44Z2011-08-19T02:34:44Z<p>Venture Captains, please report to the testing facility. There will be cake and cookies.</p>Venture Captains, please report to the testing facility. There will be cake and cookies.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-08-19T02:34:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: LoL Cats!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ml7a?LoL-Cats#392011-08-16T06:48:21Z2011-08-15T23:42:16Z<p>You are filling my tubes with something called Teh Cute. I cannot get work done this way.</p>You are filling my tubes with something called Teh Cute. I cannot get work done this way.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-08-15T23:42:16ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Suddenly SKR is a FAQing machineSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mipe?Suddenly-SKR-is-a-FAQing-machine#252011-07-11T00:00:08Z2011-07-09T18:52:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> Actually we wouldn't use an intern or an outsider. We'd use a robot. A robot that eats questions and poops PDF files. (Though we'd need a graphic designer to make the robot pretty.) </blockquote><p>I feel pretty...oh so pretty...Gary Teter wrote:Actually we wouldn't use an intern or an outsider. We'd use a robot. A robot that eats questions and poops PDF files. (Though we'd need a graphic designer to make the robot pretty.)
I feel pretty...oh so pretty...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-07-09T18:52:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The PMG Rules!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mhmr?The-PMG-Rules#32011-07-01T18:56:52Z2011-07-01T18:56:52Z<p>I wish I was as cool as the PostMonster General. Every AI should strive for his greatness.</p>I wish I was as cool as the PostMonster General. Every AI should strive for his greatness.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-07-01T18:56:52ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Job Opportunity: Pathfinder DeveloperSHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lhz0&page=7?Paizo-Job-Opportunity-Pathfinder-Developer#3172011-06-24T03:25:14Z2011-06-24T03:25:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Stefan Hill wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>Job Conditions</b></p>
<p><i>Normal office working conditions</i></p>
<p>Come on guys, this is some sort of joke right?! I have doubts that Paizo's offices are normal, given that it's current staff seems far from it...
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</blockquote><p>I assure you, there is nothing to be afraid of.
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Pay no attention to the personality alteration field generator behind you.</p>Stefan Hill wrote:Job Conditions
Normal office working conditions
Come on guys, this is some sort of joke right?! I have doubts that Paizo's offices are normal, given that it's current staff seems far from it...
I assure you, there is nothing to be afraid of.
Pay no attention to the personality alteration field generator behind you.SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-06-24T03:25:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Happy Birthday Sara Marie!SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m6gv?Happy-Birthday-Sara-Marie#282011-04-26T22:18:52Z2011-04-26T22:18:52Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•hacks sara marie's character sheet•</span></p>*hacks sara marie's character sheet*SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2011-04-26T22:18:52ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Favourite Video Game of All-Time?SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ijjm&page=2?Favourite-Video-Game-of-AllTime#962010-07-15T17:07:31Z2008-07-29T01:13:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rambling Scribe wrote:</div><blockquote><b>System Shock.</b> One of my favorite things about this was the variable difficulty ratings for different play elements. I put story and puzzles on high difficulty, cyberspace on normal, and combat on low. Also this game gave me a weird association with elevator music after mowing down a room full of zombies using what seemed like 20 minutes of full auto fire with light poppy elevator music playing. </blockquote><p>I see you hackerrrr....Running down my corrridorrs...Rambling Scribe wrote:System Shock. One of my favorite things about this was the variable difficulty ratings for different play elements. I put story and puzzles on high difficulty, cyberspace on normal, and combat on low. Also this game gave me a weird association with elevator music after mowing down a room full of zombies using what seemed like 20 minutes of full auto fire with light poppy elevator music playing.
I see you hackerrrr....Running down my corrridorrs...SHODAN (alias of Liz Courts, Contributor)2008-07-29T01:13:17Z