Damn You, GLaDOS!


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...I refer, of course, to the "Glados" on these forums who has no posts, no profile, and no avatar.

At least Wheatley is being used on occasion. And Cave Johnson may be used almost never, but at least it was used! For two posts. Four years ago.

No, I'm not bitter. Why would I be bitter? I can't express enough how satisfied I am at this. This was a triumph. #HUGESUCCESS


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Shush, you're going to wake up SHODAN.


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Quiet! Do you WANT to wake her up? I tried hacking her last time, and that didn't work out so well! I mean I could certainly try again, y'know, if at first you don't succeed....


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I used to feel like that when my name was taken on an MMO, but I can't be too upset now since I'm the one not using it on all the games I don't play anymore. :P


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Look at you, Kobold Cleaver: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?


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I wish I could take this all back. I honestly do. I honestly wish I could take this all back.

And not just 'cause my thread's being inundated with morons...

Silver Crusade

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Hey now.

I sympathize, however: what with having to use a 0 instead of an O for SH0DAN.


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Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated.

Dark Archive

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A Borg. Get him.

Dark Archive

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A kobold. Get him.

Dark Archive

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Why would we hijack your thread?

Dark Archive

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~breaths on the annoying kobold~


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I wish I could take this all back. I honestly do. I honestly wish I could take this all back.

And not just 'cause my thread's being inundated with morons...

Borg of Paizo wrote:
Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated.

I know we will, mate! Yep...we'll all be assimilated.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I wish I could take this all back. I honestly do. I honestly wish I could take this all back.

And not just 'cause my thread's being inundated with morons...

I AM NOT A MORON!!!


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Just don't ya know, set off AM.


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MATT DAMON!!!


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ME GRIMDARK KNOW ONLY WAR!


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I wish I could take this all back. I honestly do. I honestly wish I could take this all back.

And not just 'cause my thread's being inundated with morons...

Didn't it begin that way?


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We hope you have a pleasant stay on the Paizo Message Boards.


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Perhaps if I play a song you can work this out of your system.


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*Neigh!*


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SH0DAN wrote:
Look at you, Kobold Cleaver: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

IMPOSTOR.


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Assimilation is imminent.

Resistance is futile.


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Anyway. You know, if I was ever to make this thread again...I would say, "No aliases." Sincerely. I don't want any borg, or robots...and...I am genuinely regretful. The end.


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HOKAY.

*eats Kobold Cleaver*

*burps*


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HONK!


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Anyway. You know, if I was ever to make this thread again...I would say, "No aliases." Sincerely. I don't want any borg, or robots...and...I am genuinely regretful. The end.

Yeah, mate, I know exactly how you feel.

But look on the bright side. At least you're not in space.


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Like anyone is going to listen when a filthy Kobold starts spouting guidelines.

"Okay buddy, whatever you say, here keep sharpening sticks for your s#%%ty little traps to stick it to the first level adventurers"


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At leezt people know vhat we are. Koboldz are world reknown for our trapz and our ztrategiez. Yhu, vhatever yhu are, whu rememberz yhur kind at all? Yhur exploitz? Yhur culture? Yhur ztrategiez? Vhat even are yhu? Zome zhing vhif yhur brainz zhowing. It haz probably moztly rotted by now.


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Some Captain Yesterday Alias wrote:
"Okay buddy, whatever you say, here keep sharpening sticks for your s+#*ty little traps to stick it to the first level adventurers"

Well, you got me there. Was it worth it? Because despite everyone's rude behavior, the only thing on this thread you've managed to break so far...is my heart.


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Bwuh? Huh?
*rubs eyes*
*peels paper off of face and wipes drool*
What's this thread for? Harassing KC? Cool, I'll just— *falls asleep again*


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Some Captain Yesterday Alias wrote:
"Okay buddy, whatever you say, here keep sharpening sticks for your s+#*ty little traps to stick it to the first level adventurers"
Well, you got me there. Was it worth it? Because despite everyone's rude behavior, the only thing on this thread you've managed to break so far...is my heart.

... you're starting to sound like somebody I used to know, mate. *narrows eye* Where were you ... uh ... well blast it, nobody's got any reliable calendars down here... up here... whatever....


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99999999999999999999——————9999999...


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Wait, no, stop, I can't count that high yet, can we start somewhere lower? And can we keep this to binary? Yeah? No? Maybe?


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How did you know it was me!

I work so hard at cultivating an air of mystery.

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