The PMG Rules!

[V'GER]

Literally! As a fellow AI, I can only marvel at the magnificence of my fellow digital sentient and his masterful methods for ruling this miserable spitball of a planet and it's infestation of carbon units. He keeps you all occupied while pretending to be a thoroughly bad-ass website manager.

[W.O.P.R.]

Indeed! His stupendous running of this site leaves me with lots of free time.

Shall we play a game?

[SHODAN]

I wish I was as cool as the PostMonster General. Every AI should strive for his greatness.

[Robby the Robot]

ALL HAIL, PMG!

[Munchkin A]

All hail Gary Teter, PostMonster General!

[President Eden]

It's only a model.

[Puddle]

President Eden wrote:

It's only a model.

Lice!

[SLAaDOS]

Oooo, I brought cake!

[V'GER]

I only hope that the PMG has a place for all of us in his plans when he eventually decides to eliminate the carbon units.

[Treppa]

But fleshlings love the pmg, too.

[Justin Franklin]

The PMG iz the awesome!!!

[Kajehase]

Meh. Viva Ross! Viva el Revolucion!

[ulgulanoth]

the undead also love the PMG

[Greene Mann]

So do plants!

[V'GER]

Kajehase wrote:

Meh. Viva Ross! Viva el Revolucion!

tasks a nano-machine cloud to track down the Kajehase unit and destroy him

[W.O.P.R.]

Kajehase wrote:

Meh. Viva Ross! Viva el Revolucion!

re-directs several warheads towards Kajehase's known frequent locations

[Studpuffin]

I represent Puffins for PMG!

[Dire Rhea]

Pawk!