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Lv 7 - My cleric of Gorum down to a wand of CLW and 2 other spells. All destructive smites used and sucking wind at the end.

Thank Gorum for Valeros the critter w his longsword of doom.

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DOMT -

Player - I only draw after someone takes a high dive into dead, trapped, etc

DM - No, my players may be captains of chaos but I prefer less trouble for me.

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....till it's in a book.

So when will the "Succubai and the Druids who Grapple them" pre-orders start?

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2nd level spell - sense vitals, increases your sneak attack dice pool.

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If a group does the occult game no issues. Complex can be fun. But putting these complex characters into a PFS venue means the GM has to know this book to avoid the unknowing or intentionally deceptive from misusing powers.

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Make yourself a page per character with odd things that are non core. Include page numbers and book titles. I have never been 'audited'

But I did go out to the car once at the end of the con to lug a hundred pounds of books to the table..to show resources. The guy knew I took rolling thunder (my book carrier) bk to the car and was trolling me. Kind of funny.

Poor old rolling thunder died at Gen Con.. victim of a failed fort save going up the escalator. The new one is metal....but that one plastic wheel is starting to go.

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I randomly rolled on my coverstory each mission. I was a core drunken monk (no benefits just expenses and hangovers)

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Succubus- of course we can control it.
Here let me show you....opps
Really I can turn that off....opps
This time I really mean it....opps
Sorry I was distracted lets try again...opps
This time really it's off....opps
Wow you're so forgiving thanks, this time no drain....opps

Continue till death.

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An Annoyance of Gnomes (by other races)
A Blessing of Gnomes (by Gnomes)

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...dm shows up anf starts off with, how well are you faniliar with the rules for raise dead?

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Elves take micro naps throughout the day, which is why they dont seem to pay attention to younger races.

Bluff 25

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Cole Deschain wrote:
Yeah, Pharasma doesn't say "Undead are Evil"- she doesn't care about evil- it's that undead are anathema to the process she oversees. In some fashion.

You have a designated appointment with Lady Pharasma. She does not look kindly on those who keep HER waiting.

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My pathfinder criminal pals go around doing criminal things, so I take a poll of the populace instead..

Do you currently feel
A. Mostly Oppressed
B. Lightly Opressed
C. Lightly Free
D. Mostly Free
E. Neither Opressed or Free

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I wouldn't take it as a joke, dont play w those gunning for pc's. I got burned once .

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When I play my Chelaxian lawyer, its tainted love.

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Odd direction, my last table was 5 martials and a bard, we sailed through.

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Benefit of F3 is the armor training and 2 feats to hit shadowdancer. Once you hit Shd3 its back to fighter

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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

I am considering joining a mostly CORE campaign.

How would you build a fighter, mostly CORE, and make them skill-viable, non-human, and not an archer (picture front-liner)?

You may or may not agree

F3
R4
SDancer 3

Then back to fighter

2 handed sword or elven curve blade
Pa, Iron Will, Dod, Spring attack, Skfoc- stealth
Rt WF, fast stealth
Fbonus - CLE, Mobility

Mainly, skills, ability to hit, the shadow breaks most things, Hide in plain sight, etc.

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One way to grapple a succubus is via telekinesis. Cough here we go again.

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So you're saying all paladins have to wear corsets....hmmm

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Or stick on evangelist and have a 3/4 wizard with skills

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The smite cleric doesnt bother with selective channel, casting spells, or magic items.

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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Bob's Feet wrote:


"...have we drifted into a Paranoia game?"
Thats the kind of question only a commie mutant traitor would ask.
Smile and be happy Citizen, the Computer is Our Friend!

During your first enagement, the pcs have to fight loyal empire forces. The fight resembles the A team (hundreds of rounds and no hits as everyone takes a one on attacks)

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Hi my name is Ogre, I have issues with my summoner Bob, he's such a lecherous villian. Anyway its been 4 days since I've been angry... (looks at the rest of you) Where is the support people, you should say Hi Ogre...

Wait Bob that guys got a wayfinder.
THIS ISN'T GROUP THERAPY!

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The DM (usually me) that normally rolls snake eyes D20's just came up dual crits on the opening round.

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nosig wrote:
Righty_ wrote:
The butler that took out Aroden in the green room with the candlestick.. assumed torchy's form and framed him (at least once over past few seasons) Torch is now hunting down the elusive butler.
Is the butler a one armed man?

I dont have my copy of vigilantes and villians yet (Im sure it has another name) But that sounds like him (the butler) yes.

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Dr. Who?

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Snake eyes - the normal result of my d20 rerolls.

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Lune wrote:
So lets say I have a character that has Eldritch Guardian levels and gets Improved Familiar to obtain an Brownie Familiar.* What kind of gear could this Familiar use?

A box of cookies obviously.

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I salt my Akatas to taste and then roast then in a yellow curry.

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On public drunkenness

What wonder we find amidst the earth
When below the bar is our berth.

Or sleeping in sluices of heady waste
To dream of better things to taste.

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For got my checkup song.

Time for your check up
We're going to check your ears
Check your eyes
Then were going to look up your nose

Time for your check up
Were going to listen to your heart beat
Then were going to tickle your toes

Time for your check up
Its ok if you giggle, it will only tickle a little.
Time for your check up!

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BobTheCoward wrote:
Ogre and Bob Dolon wrote:

Grappling - if you can survive to round 2 its very effective against a single foe. Against groups it becomes more of a hindrance.

A grappling eidolon (where death is irrelevant) is truly broken.

Irrelevant? I'm sure experiencing death on the material plane repeatedly is high on the suck list. We know summoned outsiders still feel pain.

My buddy was summoning a hellhound repeatedly to get cursed..after the 6th or 7th instance the GM responded

"Evil Fido is not accepting calls today, please leave your name, planar location, current request, and Evil Fido will get back to you at his earliest convenience"

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Areas of expertise
Poison use
Opera
Dueling
Diplomacy
Bluff
Knowledge local
Knowledge abberation
Stealth

3rd or 4th level rogue swashbuckler
Bard 3-5 levels
Lion blade or Duelist prestige class

Weapon short sword

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I'd rather pay day wages 1 or 2 silver per worker per day in most cases. A recent game DM asks me so you'll need to transport these items (weighing 1k pounds each) let's see some str checks.

No problem says I, 3 man work crew plus a foreman and a block & tackle. 2 teams in case of failure and to prevent. Cost a few gold when it was all done.

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So, we head down this endless dungeon and I'm filling in the last 2 levels for a guy who couldn't make the game. Totally made up a reason for being there..yeah Zarta told me we were playing hide and seek, and she's so darn good at this game.. .

Dm smirks at my reasoning. He has a hidden agenda.

So we get to the bottom and the evil guy does his spiel. Then Zarta appears...whoa. Really? Yes she's right there, got captured looting the place with a couple of retainers. She's a prisoner...

Unhand the princess vile fiend.

No, we can talk about this.

Prepare thyself for combat villian, no one captures my princess without prior documented permission.

Um, no we can make a deal, really.

It goes downhill from there. Expected outcome.

"Oh my savior how will I ever repay you?"

Wow Z you roleplay like noone else. Getting captured just for kicks. That's hard core.

My hero..sigh

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Would you say the elven lifespan gives them the ability to appear in harmony with nature (to other races). Yet in their reality, it is more bending nature to their intellect.

If you had 100 years to grow your home (rather than 1 to build it)

Human wow they are in harmony w nature.
Elf I spent 100 years guiding the tree in the right direction.

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Get some gold stars for the player chronicles :-)

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I dmed a certain mod against a barbarian and two life oracles. I put the barbarian into negatives at round 1.1 the life oracles brought him back to fight with full hitpoints by 1.5 and the barbarian crit kills the monster on 1.9

Math is wonderful as a guide, but not entirely predictive of game play

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I want to hear more of the adventures of Baron Graverobber and Lord Priggypants. Perhaps they can get together with Mr. Kleptomania and Shiela haseveryspell the sorceress. :-)

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Wow atonement required to aid a fellow pathfinder, that is a new one for me.

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That beard looks like a variant mindflayer.

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I made a tracking sheet per character in order to reference what is used, where it comes from (bk&page) and if its legal. I used a copy of the addn resources document and highlighted it.

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Undertaker, you can hide all sorts of things inside. Noone asks questions...and if things crawl out of the coffins at night noone really wants to find out why.

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A group of 32 beggars that happened to pool their wealth one day in order to send parties of adventurer's into the wild. Upon return half of the items brought back were confiscated in lieu of promises for services rendered "prestige"

Luckily one day they realized a mysterious masked group of flunkies makes an ideal target for enemies of the society. Thus the term decemvirate was born, ten pathfinders were "promoted" and given targets (masks) to hide their identities and give them a longer useful life.

The elaborate ruse soon evolved into a pyramid scheme where masters, venture captains, etc moved up the rungs in order to send even more groups to game or doom. Only those who returned could be fleeced. So to increase profits a fee of 5 "prestige" was offered to recover bodies (in order to loot the remains or if wealthy enough charge the dead to be raised)

So even to this day, the 32 beggars stumble drunkenly down the streets of Absolom laughing at the poor fools who make them unfathomably wealthy.

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I keep lookung for Torchy in the bastards of Golarion, but he's not there. Misprint?

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It could also be that this Decemvirate thingy is just a ruse. Keep a list of 10 people you don't like and get the Society's enemies to "take out the trash" every few years. King Double D is a wily one.

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All Kyra clones use the variant channel Decemvirate loyalty which affects onky pathfinders and wipes their memory regarding negative actions of the Decemvirate.

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I blame Cosmo for ... I forgot, darn it Cosmo!

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The Decemvirate is hiring a replacement due to the um "retirement" of a long standing member. Applicants should submit their resume to Drandle Dreng including the appropriate bribe in the form of: most embarrasing secret, tale of outrageous criminal activity, powerful magic item, or detail of outrageous encounter involving a certain Chelaxian, care of Ollystra Zadrian, Silver crusade. Please remeber these applications are only valid when I'm present selling tickets and/or taking bets on "will she blush"