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Yes, FuelDrop. The car was wrecked when you smashed him between the car and a fuel truck... which exploded. It IS impressive anything survived ground zero on that one... but so worth it.

The next poster has an environmental objection.

Scarab Sages

Humbees are such an abomination, the only proper and safe way to dispose of them involves ritual sacrifice to the Almighty Snow Demons.

The next poster happens to be an ordained cleric of the Almighty Snow Demons.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
The next poster happens to be an ordained cleric of the Almighty Snow Demons.

Yes. Unfortunately, I built their temple in Florida during the middle of summer and the snow demons all... umm... melted. So now I'm looking for a new religion to be an ordained cleric of.

The next poster spends twenty-one hours a day watching Japanese game shows.


Justice is a Liar!!! It was only 20 hours 28 minutes.

The next poster woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.


I have no idea how I ended up under the bed during the night. I suspect ninjas were involved.

The next poster will not be stopped.


Good. You have come to understand and accept the truth. I will Get You now.

*GRAB*

The next poster will not be schtupped.


Well, my hat is merely the most visible of my spiky growths.

The next post has an idea involving fruit.


I wonder what would happen if we gave Yellowdingo an idea to come up with a spacecraft powered by mangoes?

The next person has taken sanity damage from the above statement.

Sczarni

We do not think that we have any left but we will check...

Yep, we just lost the last micro-bit of sanity we had.

The next poster is caught in this trap with us.


Oh god, make it stop! Make it stop!

The next poster enjoys watching us suffer. The monster.


Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa!!!

Squirm, you little posters!!!

The next poster will try to save them.


I have a moral obligation to try.

The next poster went to medical school and graduated a lawyer.

Sczarni

We also have a dentist, a few architects, a CIA operative, a half dozen mob leg breakers, a rocket scientist and ONE homer among us. Because we would be too weird having Homers among us so we only allow one.

The next poster still finds us weird

Dark Archive

All... The freaking... Time
The next... Poster has some... Sort of... Speech... Impediment

The Exchange

İ̛͐ͪ̌̿͑ͭ̈̋̑̒͑͘͜͠҉̭͖͖ ͪ͐̃͑̈̀̅ͨ̓̾͏̱͓̼͓͔̣̫̬̟͓͕d̢ͭ̇̄̋ͫ̀̅̚҉̲̗̪̞̥̳͙͓̻̞͖̻̖̯̕͢o̢̪͉̥̎̅ͣ͒͆́ͦ̊̌̃ͩ͊ͤ̌͘ ͫ̽ͩͦ̒̾̎ͥ͂̊̈̓̊̋̋̀͏̙͉̫̪̪̘̟̫̱͙̳̭̟͇̣͖͇̀ņ̛̲̥̜͉̟̮͚̗̜̳͔̭̲ͮ͐ͪ̎͑̏̈́̈́̈ͬ͜͟o̡ͭ͊́̂̍̑ͩ͊͗̚ ̨̥̪̲̯͔̳̘̯͓ţ̛̄̅̌̄̎̐͝҉̛̹̪̣͔͚̞ ͂̊̒ͮͬͮ́̒̾͞҉̷̨̣̰̙̟̱̣̮̘̫̲͔h̶̸̸̠͇͕͉̗͍̎ͫ͂̅͆̄̌̓͡ͅã̷̵̛̞͍̤͖͚̜̦̤̭̫̘͇̫̖̺̈̋̏̔̄͢v̽̋̄̋ ̡̣̼̰͓͇͔͈̟̱͉̝̑̍̚e̢̞̗̤̝̖̟̻͈̩̯͓̟̺̪͉̻̺ͯ̈̉̍͌́͡ͅͅ ̊ͣ͛̈ͤͨ̽̃̂͂͂̚͏̸̩̱̩͍͚̪̼̮̗̪̥̞̬̣a̶ͬ̊ͣ͒͒̅̉̆͗͛̒̍͌̑̑͌̒̀҉̢͍̰̬͉̮͍͈̹̣̘̲̞̼͕͕ͅ ̊ͭ̂ͧͦ͂͆͛ͭͫͬ̽́̾͏҉̙̞̰͚̹̯̹̫s̙͈̩̯̳͔̥̉ͣ̋ͩ͒ͣ̇́́̕͡ͅp̧̢̢̢̝͉̞͔̖͖͖͙̱̣ͦ̋̽ͣ̌ͬ̌ͧ̃̔ͦ̀ͥͧ͢ͅ ͕͉̦e̡̧̙͍͍̳̯̰̩̼͕̞͚̬̹̥̙̝͚̔̉̊̐̃̿̄ͬͭ̒e̡̲͖̠̞͇̠͖͚͎̱̜̦͕̘ͤ̊ͣ̿̉͌ͥ͐̈ͧ̚͝ͅc̮̭ͦ̽ͣ͒ͪ̊̆ͤ̀͞ ̥͓͕̬̣̲h̻͎͈̟͚͓̣̩̲̺͔͈́ͮ̂̅̓̚͜ ̵͔̬̭̱̖͌̂ͦ̇̊ͫͮ͆̋͑̀iͭ̾ͥͨ́̓ͦ͏̕͏̶̞̲̹̖m̶̴͚̥͇͇̳͈͓̝͖̐ͧ̾̐ͫͭͭͤ͐ͣ̄̐̏̿ͧ͌̀̚̚͠ṕ̂ͦ͐́ͤͬ̏̉ ̸͔̠͖̳̙͚̩̝͇̝̩ͩͪͪͬ͜͝ȩ̶̔̽́̃ͧ̎̓͌ͧ̀̍ͨ͗̑ͦ̇̑̃͏̷̪̯͈̮̜͎͕̩̲̥̫̟̫̫͎̯̠͞ͅḑ̧͈̯͒̉́ͫ̉̈́̚͘͟͞ ̳̝̮͈̪͉ͅį̬̭͖̣̻̭̘̝̫͊͒̈́̈̅͑́͘m̡̄̀̓ͬ͑ͩͥͩ̐͒̋ͭ̈҉̴̖̘̣̜̘̖̖̀͠ē̴̅͋ͮ̐ͨͫ̐͊̎͆ͫ͗̉̀ͨ̅͌̾́͘ ̤̱͇n̸̶̷̞̖͖͙̏̿ͣͧţ̶̧̖̝̜̯̝̟̪̖̤͖͎̞̞̖̟̍͑͗̑̾̆͝͡ͅ.̴̢̣̺͕͉̬̜̩͔̦̳̬̺̳̙̝͍̺̹͚̅̂̇͑̊͊̉̆̉ ͋̔͐ͤ̅͝҉̛͉͎̮̯̗̠̘͓͡ ̮̟̳̱̊ͬ͆́̍ͮͤͩ͂̑̊̓ͪ̉̒ͭ͢͜I̷̦̳͚̤̜̙̲̱̙̘̣̻͍̙͕̿͊̿̓́͟͟t̛͛̑͗ͯ͛̔̔͐͋̏͛͂ͮ͐́̽̃̇̕͏̹̞̗̞̼ ̶̫̪̙̞̲̦͙̬̙̰̟̥͇̹͕̫̠̄̒̀͌ͮͦͪͨͦ̑ͩͦ͆̎̚͘͜͝ͅĩ̠̺͉͈̲͈̩̫̺̯̱̖̙͖͛̆́͜s̍͗̑̆ͩ̽̀ͦ̋̂̓͊̑̈ͣ̚͟ ̮̠̜̩̜͡ ̴̛̭̰̥͚̗̬͓̬͊̇͌ͤ̅̄̊̓̇̓ͅa̵̧̮̩̗̣̬̫͕̪̩̦͇̯̍̉ͨͮ͡l̸̙͍̠̲̞̾͛ͯ̑͢͢l͎̠̟̠̳̦̳̖̟͓̲̣ͨͬ̾̀̽́́̕ ̭̮̤̮ ͉̳̣̟͉͉͎̘͚̳͙͖̠͍̺̦͉̳̺̓̅ͪ̇ͧͨͮͬͤ̐ͦͮͯͨ̎̀̕͘͝t̳̬̪̣̰͕͕̦̤̜̣̮̟̔ͣͤ͐ͧ̆̎ͭͤ̔̏ͭ͐̋͋͗ͪ̈̎̀͜͝͠ ̦h̴̜̯̺̼̜̥̖͔ͩͨͯͯͣ͘͞ͅe̸̡̛͍͓̥̭̘͎̱͍̮̬͉̤̤̜̥̰͙͍ͥ̂̽̃̿ͪ̇̈́͑̓͡ͅ ̴̢̙̩̺̘͇̩͆ͦ̏ͮͤ͊ͣ͑̂ͩ͛̍͋̋͜v̨̧̫̱̺̻͚̘̲͕̲̩̺̖̮͉͙̝͌ͯ̓͊̐̄̽̃̀̑ͣ̉ͥͥ́̚̚͞͡ȯ̓̀ͮ̾͛̽ͨͥ̾ͩ̇͢ ̴͟͏̠̺͎̪̠į̶̡̱͎̝̙̣̝͚͉͇̦̺̬̟̯̠̟̟̼̿̓ͥ͂͋ͤ̈c̨̬͔͚̝̙̥͉͎ͣͨͨ̐͌ͭ̈́̋͑͗ͬ̇̃ͩ̔̅̃̔ͥ͢͞ë̡ͪͯͨ͝ ̸̼̲̺̲̹̦̜͉̀́s̶̪̗͔͍̘̟̱̐͐ͯ͋̎̍̆̊́̅͌ͩ̇͐͆̏̔̕͘͡ ͣͯͣ̿ͯͧ͛̅ͪ̅̾ͧ̌̄͌̚͏̛̝͎̜͉̰͟͞i̢̧̤̝̥̲̼̘̖̜͙͚̰̩̮ͣͭ̊̋̑̆͌̈̿́̅̾̀͢n̡̧̪̱͙̲̫ͨ̈͌ͯͧ͒͌ͩ̈ͨ͒͢ ̹̬͉̦͔̩͓̟͚̜̬͇̠ͅ ̷̠͎̱̞̼͖͙̳̜̔ͬ͊̾̒͑͗ͮ́͘̕ḿ̽̑̀ͧ̄ͯ̏̐ͧ͐̓̄̿̄̉ͤ͊͏̙̤̟̩̘̣̹̜̕ͅy̡̼̝̲ͦ̑̂̂ͭ̑̃̇ͫͯ͌͌ͭͧ̀̚̕͠͠ ͉̖͔ ̮̮̞̠͎̬͍̱͚̗̹̱̠͈̣̱̣̩ͩ̂͗͐͂ͯ͜͢ͅḩ̨̛͎̺̳͈̞͈̤͉̗̳̤͕̝̒̔͋̑̌̅̔͑̆ͣͧ̀e̿̃͐̾ͣ̾̽̍ͩ̉ͭ̚҉̢͡͏̻͕ ͔̘̫̩̘̗͇̯̦̲͖͙̫̰̹ȃ̶̈͊ͮ́̀̑̎ͥͫͧͫ̋̉͐̓̇͏̮̟̠͈͕͈́dͫͪ̈́̊ͣ̇̄̋̄̓ͩ̅ͣͯ͂̾͊̊͢҉̬͍̘̳̖̦̲̗͎̩͇̪ ͕̳ ̍͗̈́̒ͨ͋͋̉͌͝͏̷̢͕̱̭͔̗̫̙̦̱̳ṱ̨̡̛̞͚̣̺̣͉̦͈͕̥͈̦̭̬͖͉͖ͫ̂ͧͨŗ̶̺̘͓̍̋ͣ̓͑̍͊ͦ͒̏ͧ̆̒̅̉ͭ͑ͭ̀͟ ̖͖͕̯̤̼̪̼̳͖̩̼̣̠͚̰y̤̬̹̱̩̓̀̈̌̔̄͒ͮ̄ͦ͆͊̅̉ͪ̉̚̚̚͘͞i̧̦̪̰̳͚̩͚̘͇͎̻̞̥͙̙̾̃ͬ̂ͮ̑̒́̽́͜ͅnͩ̑ ̨̜̹̼̖̭͔̦̪͚̪̘̟̤̪̔̇̉ͨͫ̀̅ͣͤ̍̿͐̓͢͠ġ̵̴ͮͫͦ͜҉͇̖̠͎̞͔̯̳̹̮̮͈̭̭̪̟͜ ̡͙͉̼̝̺̤͖͈̫ͬ̓ͦ͛̐͟t̸͎͙̣̦̤̟̮͉̦̖̠̦͒̎ͧ̌̒̒̒̆͋ͮ͐̾ͧ̿͢o̲͔͉͇͚̹̥̦͇ͧ̃̿ͯͪ͊̓ͨ̄̾̔̈̃̀͆ͦ̓͋ͥ̕ ͍̺ ̴̵͖̪̲̳̳̰̰̯̖͇̆̌̄ͤ̔e̡͎̪̭̠͉̼̹̜̗̝͓̍̀͆̒͋̄̒ͨ̋͘͡͠s̶̨̬̞̼͍̪͂̓̆̿̔ͯͨ̈ͫͦͣ͒ͥͨ̔̋͗͛͟͠͝cͥͩ̃ ͍̙̖̘̱̥̱̹̟̫̩̯̥̙̏ͬ̐̈͢͟ͅa̷͂̑͂̈́̃ͯ̓̅͋ͫ͒́͝͏̳̼̲̟p̷̭͚̟͎̫̤̏̏ͥ̑̆ͫͮͭͭ͟e̗̮͇̫͛ͨͮ̉ͬ̇̑̆͘͜͡ ̯̙̰̲͎

The next poster understood all my inside voices speaking above.

Sczarni

We wouldn't be a big group of wackos if we didn't understand your gibberish.

The next poster is finding joy in all of our craziness.


Indeed, when not arguing, i quite enjoy the infighting between you ulfens.
A glass of '666 wine and a succubus at my side, nice entertainment.

The next poster is adept at organizing the UDS' group cage fights.


Yes. Putting them all in a big cage is really all it takes. If they haven't gotten to it in two hours, tossing in a penny should set it off.

The next poster is an inveterate UDS fan.


Three cheers for the Underwear Destruction Society!

The next poster is an inveterate UPS fan


Where is package?! Fawful has much anxiousness!

Next posting has much fury! So much fury!

Dark Archive

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The next poster will attempt to calm me down


*Whack with the warhammer*..oh and i've succeeded as well.

The next poster is Cr500cricket's nurse, getting him patched up again.

Sczarni

We do not know what your definition of nurse is but we are attending to Cr500cricket but in a way that's bad for him. We are not patching him up but taking patches from him for experimentation.

The next poster is in love with drow, driders, and succubi.

Dark Archive

Driders especially, bugs are more awesome than bipeds! Succubi keep trying to drain my life force but it never works and drow are there for things that belong on darker parts of the internet

The next poster is a regular customer at those parts of the internet


Seeing as most of them feature my own parts, dark or otherwise.

The next poster pwned Drizzt.

Liberty's Edge

His pitiful two swords weren't even worth adding to my collection.

The next poster is looking for a duel!


Come on! I'll show you who the Disco King is!

The next person is horrified at the thought of someone who looks like a vampire yeti with mange in a disco suit.

Dark Archive

Yes Magus you do disgust me

The next poster pwned Elminster


Damn right. He never stood a chance against me at Unreal Tournament!

The next poster dual wields Redeemers.


And they still don't have enough dakka!

The next poster as a suggestion for an upgrade.


My friend, I give you the miniredeemer. Belt-fed electronic Gatling Redeemer capable of firing 2,400 tactical nuclear missiles per minute.

The next poster scoffs at this pathetic excuse for firepower.

Dark Archive

Please, replace those stupid nukes with real missiles, like this mk.VI Subspace Annihilator capable of destroying an entire galaxy.

The next poster is my unsuspecting salesman

Sczarni

We suspect nothing but know everyone.

The next poster is in a love triangle that involves a succubus and a drider.

Liberty's Edge

We do exotic in the lower planes, luv.

The next poster is looking for a few "enhancements".

Sczarni

Oh yes, we need full immunity to the succubi and not just partial immunity.

The next poster is willing to provide these enhancements for free.


Ah yes.

*decapitates UDS*

There. Full immunity to every special attack and power the succubi have. And since I am so generous, you don't even have to pay!

The next poster thinks I may have overreacted.


Pleasenotmenextihaveuhhhsomewhereelseineedtobe

Next poster, please let me through!


Sure, * wields the blade named "ME" and rushes it through Red Shirt #44.*

It's what red shirts are for, dying!

The next poster shares with us how many different redshirt deaths he has documented thus far.

Dark Archive

Well that was 44 I guess 45 is up next *background gunshot* ... Or 46

The next poster has died more than Kenny McCormick


For some reason, people think killing me does some good.

The next player has stared into me and felt my gaze as I stared back.

Dark Archive

And that's how I became the most powerful demon lord in existence.

The next poster lost a Great War because of me


You'll rue the day you ruined my cabbages!

The next poster is with that gang of crazy kids who keep causing me more trouble!


With them? I lead them! Quick, set fire to the broccoli!

The next power is the kid who sets fire to the broccoli.


Hehehehehehehehhahahahahahahhhehehehhuhuhuheheh....

The next poster is on fire, heheheheheh....

Dark Archive

Always, always

The next poster is an arsonist


Yeeeeeeeees?

The next poster is a heretic who wants this fire gone. BURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!


*Steps in dual wielding fire extinguishers.*
Chill.

The next poster is abusing diplomatic immunity they do not, in fact, have.


I have diplomatic immunity from the nation of Obviouslyfakeistan for starting all of these fires!

The next poster will claim to be the ruler of Obviouslyfakeistan to gain similar immunity.


SQUEAK.

SQUEAK?


Only on Tuesdays.

The next poster was once a god, but got bored. Their new line of work is...

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