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Counter of Magic Beans

Readerbreeder wrote:
Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Aren't you guys happy you hired me :)

Ashley, have you been formally greeted by the full crazy of the message boards yet?

I would also like to propose "craze" as the official collective noun for a group of Paizo fans. ;-)

I spend most of my time with the magic beans so I'm not on the boards as much as I would like :). I did meet a lot of people at PaizoCon and the meet-and-eat this year. You guys are pretty awesome.

Craze seems kinda negative though. I think I prefer "fans"; it fits a bit better. You guys seem more excited than crazy ;).

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crystal: That's possible. I have been giving the dog my anti-psychotics so she'd stop talking to me

Sovereign Court

Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Scottish vampire queens are not dainty

Why not?


All those oats in their food.

Sovereign Court

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Aren't you guys happy you hired me :)

Ashley, have you been formally greeted by the full crazy of the message boards yet?

I would also like to propose "craze" as the official collective noun for a group of Paizo fans. ;-)

I spend most of my time with the magic beans so I'm not on the boards as much as I would like :). I did meet a lot of people at PaizoCon and the meet-and-eat this year. You guys are pretty awesome.

Craze seems kinda negative though. I think I prefer "fans"; it fits a bit better. You guys seem more excited than crazy ;).

But "fans" can make us sound like we're going to show up shirtless and painted purple with the golem logo on our chests at next year's PaizoCon.

What about a "crit" of Paizoians?

Or a "flumph" of Paizoians?

Or we could just be a swarm ...


A troop.

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crystal: Shut up and drink your guinea pig

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andrew: I would insist on a strap.

andrew: or a hook.

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Sara Marie: clicking that button requires a circle of protection painted from the blood of virgin doves

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Turin the Mad wrote:
A troop.

A troupe?


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What else could it be but a party of Paizo fans?

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Christopher: Nothing's ever the same after the tentacles.

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crystal: What do you need water for? The rats will strip away all your filth


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An encounter of fans? Bonus points since the bigger the encounter, the higher the xp!


Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: What do you need water for? The rats will strip away all your filth

Along with much of your flesh...


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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Scottish vampire queens are not dainty

Ah wantae Sauchiehall yir blood, hen.


Janet McFang wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Scottish vampire queens are not dainty
Ah wantae Sauchiehall yir blood, hen.

Didn't I see you up Garnethill way a while back, lass?


Kreepy Kajehase wrote:
Janet McFang wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Scottish vampire queens are not dainty
Ah wantae Sauchiehall yir blood, hen.
Didn't I see you up Garnethill way a while back, lass?

Mmph'm. Mebbe, mebbe noat.


Hillheed. Near Ashton Lane?


Heey! You watch whit ye're saying, or Ah'll pit the teeth on ye!

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Ashley: its a good way to start the morning
Christopher: The Tiniest Show On Earth!
Sara Marie: OMG ITS ME

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RoboChris: I imagine most things I don't understand as different colors of play-doh being shoved through the spaghetti making thing

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crystal: The word mines got shut down last months after that big collapse buried ten miners under eighteen tons of metaphor


Oh bloody hell, not again!


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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: The word mines got shut down last months after that big collapse buried ten miners under eighteen tons of metaphor

It's a reet hard life, working t'pit.

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Ashley: that is why i play fighter characters, so i can rip the cheeks off of my enemies.

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Christopher: Please, people, try to remember it's all about Cosmo.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Erik Mona: I spent a lot of time under that refrigerator.

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robot chris: where is salsa port on mac?

I'm beginning to formulate a theory as to why Robot Chris claims her computer is possessed.


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THERE IS NO POSSESSION. ALL TECHNOLOGIES ARE OPERATING ACCORDING TO INTENDED PARAMETERS. MAINTAIN DAILY PROTOCOLS. GLORY TO THE MANY.


Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: where is salsa port on mac?

I'm beginning to formulate a theory as to why Robot Chris claims her computer is possessed.

I'm inclined to think that it of the same phenomenon that leads some to believe that they can dock a sammich in a disc drive. "It's a tray, right?"


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Turin the Mad wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: where is salsa port on mac?

I'm beginning to formulate a theory as to why Robot Chris claims her computer is possessed.

I'm inclined to think that it of the same phenomenon that leads some to believe that they can dock a sammich in a disc drive. "It's a tray, right?"

"My cupholder broke."


Orthos wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: where is salsa port on mac?

I'm beginning to formulate a theory as to why Robot Chris claims her computer is possessed.

I'm inclined to think that it of the same phenomenon that leads some to believe that they can dock a sammich in a disc drive. "It's a tray, right?"
"My cupholder broke."

Actually saw this once during my Air Force days.

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Orthos wrote:
"My cupholder broke."

"The footpedal... it does nothing!"

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Crystal: You have to spank it to keep things interesting.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: You have to spank it to keep things interesting.

Words to live by. No context necessary.

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Crystal: And that is why you have survived to breeding age.

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Crystal: This, like most of life's problems, can be solved but cutting it.
Money Chris: Or wrapping your lips around it.


Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: And that is why you have survived to breeding age.

Is that one about Cosmo?

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Cosmo: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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justin: are you comparing microwaving coffee to animal castration?

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ashley: i think im going to need to purchase some fire retardant blankets for this

...

ashley: and safety goggles

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crystal: I dislike eating candles...

sonja: mmm...candles

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liz: All I want is to ride a Hydralisk into battle. Is that so terrible?


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Sara Marie wrote:
ashley: and safety goggles

The goggles, they do nothing.

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Jeff: Check with me before trying to do the right thing.

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christopher: If I was any more nuts, I'd be infested with squirrels.

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Jessica: Hey Jason, what if I have wings and they're armored and have armor spikes...?

Jason: Get out of my sight or they'll never find your body.

Dark Archive Customer Service Representative

Robot Chris: knives don't robot

Robot Chris: :(

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