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It's like riding a bike. You get on, go down the street, hit a pothole, flip over the bars , and lose 1d10 teeth.
Cracks whip Isle of Dread!!!
Bards always save the day ....especially archer-build bards
Mmmm po-TA-toe wine!
Me too. He's not even been on FB lately. I miss this game :(
Pip looks at Elgan "Dog will hunt." He drawls in a Human Yeomanry accent Pip trains his eyes on the bargeman
"Let's go!" Pip follows the disappearing rabbit
"Let's find our Lagomorphic friend, shall we? I could use a good tea"
"Squaresville, man. Real Squaresville."
Pip gulps "That's no moon..."
"how now brown cow!" Pip grins maniacally as the tumble down the rabbit hole "Wherever we land at least they'll have tea on! I do so love a buttie and a cuppa after a long day!"
"Hey-ho, down the rabbit hole we go!"
Pip grimaces "Well, should we try to follow?"
Pip produces a brass tube from his bandoleer. "I can't make you fly like an eagle, but this can." He begins to strum faster "I CAN make you faster, so that you can fly faster than an eagle"
Pip strums a soothing riff "Time keeps on slipping
He straightens and grins "Tell us how we can help and we will do what we can to make you on time"
Pip grins "Follow dat wabbit!"
Pip shrugs "alas, they do. Also not very trusting beasts. But why would they? I have supped on many a cony in my youth."
"Late for what, my lagomorphic locutor? My theory is appointments should always be arrived at fashionably tardy" He whispers to Elgan "I always had an admiration for rabbits. They always outsmarted my Da and Gammer on our farm. We had to plant twice as much vegetables just to get a crop! The plow dogs did love to chase them! Ahh..The Yeomanry.."
Pip squints at the rabbit, and strums Lucille
"One pill, makes you taller
Hello, my cunicular friend! You are an odd sight here in Vanneheim, as am I!"
Pip ponders "Well, they could be interested in making him a sacrifice for some eldritch ritual or perhaps bending his will to theirs and gaining a valuable ally."
Pip makes his courtly bows and scrapes, using his Hat of Disguise to fancy his travel-stained duds up. He strokes his chin "Svipdag is key to something. I wish I knew what. "
Pip slips over to the Vanirfolk "So any good fletchers in this steading? Fighting demons burns up a lot of magic arrows"
Pip maintains his Eladrin form, and stands at the bowsprit, his face gleefully staring down the sidewise tornado "I'm King of the Multiverse!" he crows into the gale
Pip shrugs "I know the snake-demon was very interested in our pet turtle Svipdag. Perhaps because he was once a dragon, before crossing our path."
Pip turns into an Eladrin Eladrin Form Spoiler:
(Sp): At 7th level, a troubadour of stars gains the ability to use eladrin form, as the spell (see Chapter 6), once per day. Her caster level is equal to her class level. "They're OK. It's been a while since I've paid my respects. What with the smiting of epic evil and all"
Pip pouts "HEY! Troubadour of Stars here! Like song master of good, shredder of evil, the axe man of Celestia.."
Pip checks about the area for anything hidden
Pip begins to strum Lucille "We came to pay
After we fought
She threatened us
So 'gainst her and her minions
Pip whips out a wand and points it at Altai "CURA TE MAGUS!"
Pip aims at the Ebon-skinned multi-armed nightmare demon-dragon and let's fly with the last of his demon-bane arrows Attack 1 (manyshot also)
Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits):
Pip switches to peppering the sextuple-armed demon
Attack 1 (manyshot also)
Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits): As he peppers the demon he squints at the snake-cobra-casting thingums. Do they look like abberants?
[i] Pip notches his bow and let's fly[/ i] Attack 1 (manyshot also)
Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits):
Edit: nvrmind saw the new one. I'll go with arrows on the snake b&&&~
Pip changes his riff suddenly. His floating crystal sword begins wailing in a most peculiar way
Holy Cacophany Spoiler: Holy Cacophany: A 2nd Level ToS with 8 or more ranks in Perform can, as a bardic music effect, create a song of dicordant music that hampers evil creatures. Any creature within 30' of the ToS must make a successful Concentration Check (DC15+spell level) in order to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability. This is a sonic mind-affecting ability.
Pip fires up his trusty axe "I once knew a gal
She thought she was pretty
"Everyone wants to play with Mr Svippypuss. It's so ridiculous" Pip squints at the darkness "You're not one of those snake-lady thingamajigs are you? 'Cause I gotta tell ya, that is one creepy look. Plus, there's no lady parts, so why perpetrate? You ain't fooling no one with a basic grasp of anatomy. I mean, sorry whatever drunk demon lord shat you out made you inhabit such a gross body, but why take it out on poor murderhobos like us? I mean, it's not like we are trying to steal YOUR turtle. "
Pip groans "Snakes! Why does it have to be snakes?"
Pip snorts "Tall words from someone hiding in shadow." He begins a lilting riff on Lucille "The boogeyman loves scaring folks
Pip runs after Gjetost, using his bulk as an ersatz shield. His sword trails after, keeping up the inspiring rhythms.
Attack 1 (manyshot also)
Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits):
Pip dodges the shattering crystal and keeps singing "Better watch yourself
Attack 1 (manyshot also)
Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits):
Pip shivers "You said it Tosti!" Lucille fires up, sending up notes of pure music into the air. Mezzaluna begins to wail a counterpoint "I wish I was a wizard
Pip casts Haste on the crew, and readies Lucille to begin playing his new hot licks
"True, and bully boys like this need putting down. Plus I bet they got some good loot hiding in their cave. "
Pip grimaces "Somehow I don't think Moedin, Larridûr, and Shempdïr are tactical geniuses "
"Mayhap the owner's belly is a strange shape?" Pip strums Lucile "Odd your gut may be
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