Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


19,251 to 19,300 of 19,803 << first < prev | 381 | 382 | 383 | 384 | 385 | 386 | 387 | 388 | 389 | 390 | 391 | next > last >>

I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on.....

the next morning comes around.

Two of the huskarls lead you out to the dead stone giant's grave stone. It's a massive stone carved all over with runes, and before it, there's a pile of stones covering his body.

A fantastical roosterlike bird with flight worthy wings and a long reptilian tail lands atop the stone.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai give the bird a friendly nod, but does not approach it. "Greeting and salutations, cocatrice. Please step aside - magic is about to be wrought!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It flies off....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Good. Petrification could really mess me up. Also, I certainly would want some, if not all, of the party to come along.

"All right. Let's get to work." Altai directs the huskarls to remove some of the cairn stones. Once he can see the dead giant, he has everybody step back before he casts his spell.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They spend about 2 hours moving the stones.....finally he's revealed.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Made a quick executive decision - obviously I asked the two dudes what the dead guy's name was. As mentioned, the spell is Limited wish emulating Raise dead.

"This is it. Be ready, everyone, in case he comes back... changed." Altai leans forward and gently places a gemstone on the dead giant's brow. "Come back, Mysvær, son of Dravle! Abandon Helsheim's dreary halls and return to your steading! Your jarl has need of you, and for the great injustice against you to be righted, your presence is required! Spirit of life, enter this dead husk and restore it to health and vigor!"

This ought to be interesting.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The huskarls leave; they want no part of this.

The sky starts churning and clouds form; all the sky is turned red. A balesome wind that smells of sulfur blows. His body starts shining and twitching and shaking; he coughs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

he sits bolt upright;

his head cocks at Altai......

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

and the wind howls.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Once the twitching and moaning starts, I cast True seeing.

"Welcome back to the lands of the living. Elgan, a healing spell - he was busted up pretty badly before he died."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip starts playing a soothing melody. Everyone who hears it feels better, calmer

Soothing melody:

Spoiler:
Soothing Performance: As a mass cure serious wounds with level as caster level (3d8+X). Also cures sickened, shaken and fatigued conditions. Four rds to implement.

3d8 + 17 ⇒ (3, 3, 4) + 17 = 27


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He starts to feel a bit better.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

He might need a Regenerate spell. Fortunately Elgan can cast that (it's a 9th level druid spell).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He's not even leveled up yet I doubt.

Do we want to wait for Elgan; if so, it might be a while.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He casts it; the giant looks a lot better.

"Who are you?" he asks.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

No odd auras or anything like that? He's not a disguised rakshasa or devourer?

"First of all, I'd like to apologise for the initial wave of pain and nausea - your body was in a bad state. However, the body must be alive before its flesh can be regenerated. Still, it can't have been pleasant to wake up missing most of your lungs and ribcage. Here, have a sip of this - it'll dull theshock and cheer you up." Altai hands poor Mysvær a bootle of dwarven vodka. Stig won't miss this.

"To answer your question - we are adventurers from Oerth. I am Altai, and these are my fellow travelers. We employ trusty Gjetost, whom you know well. We were hoping to find some peace and quiet here, but Jarl Kavli told us about the problems with the Jacks-In-Irons. We might want to solve that problem. However, nobody knows where they dwell. That's where you come in - after the unfortunate incident you had, you know more about them than anyone else."

"And, seriously, nobody deserves to go that way. You deserve a second chance of life."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"....I....thanks, oerth man!"

he says.

"I don't know where they dwell either.....or, where they're camped. They did use to live up in the mountains though."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Did they steal any of your stuff? Or, better yet, did they leave behind the knife or the scourge? Maybe the chains they tied you up with?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I don't know.....I was dead."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip hops up on one of the discarded cairn stones

"Mayhap you can bring us to where they attacked you and we can search from there"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Yeah. Yeah. Huh....."

He leads you off to the north in the valley. Passing a over a stream, there's a small wooded rise. "They were there, in the woods. Stealing our good goats."

He leads you to the place of the scuffle.

"I should not have faced them alone...."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"How many were there? Do they have strange magic or are they straightforward bruisers?"

"It has been a few days, and none of us are accomplished trackers... Let's look around and see if anyone dropped anything. With an item of theirs I can get a good idea where the might be."

We'll poke around the place looking for dropped stuff. Perception Altai 13+18=31. Perception Gjetost 11+16=27.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Perception: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (6) + 28 = 34

Pip scrambles up the side of the rise's rock faces using his Cloak of Arachnida to take the high ground


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You don't see any giants, other than the ones in your party.

Definitely looks like there was a tussle around here; you find some leftover dead goat parts as well.

"This is where I fought them," says the Lazarus like giant.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Any torn pieces of clothing or something like that?

"Did any of them give their name? None said he was Damp Bottom, son of Old Leaky?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"One of them was Cherg."

There's some torn bits of wool here and there. Homespun.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Good. Let's gather this up and go back home. I'll need to chat with the folks that buried you to see what was there and what was missing. Armed with that information, I might be able to magically spy on the Jacks."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You get back.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"whad you want to know?" a giant asks.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"Did the Jack-In-irons leave anything behind? Were there tracks leading in any particular direction? What is the air-speed velocity if an unladen swallow?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"They led off into the woods; didn't track them.

They took all his stuff....."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Yeah; they had him chained."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Describe the stuff. Anything distinctive, like a locket with a picture of your mum?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I had a giant bag; it's gone. I had 3 rocks, and a teddy bear in there."


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"The teddy bear is the key."

Altai has Mysvær describe the teddy bear, before casting Discern location to figure out where it is.

EDIT: The damned spell doesn't quite work like that. However, I should be able to find "Cherg, a member of the group of Jacks-In-Irons that murdered Mysvær and took his things, including his teddy bear".


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Ha ha!

lol I haven't been siting here for 4 hours this is serendipitous...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oddgut's Cave.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Oddgut's Cave? Is the drinking water there a little off?"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"Mayhap the owner's belly is a strange shape?"

Pip strums Lucile

"Odd your gut may be
Beulcered, or shaped like a knee
But once you draw a sword on us
Your gut will be filleted for free"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"It was a goat;.....long story."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Anyway, that's where Cherg is located. I can, with a little preparation, magically spy on his location. If I could have a large bowl filled with water..."

Let's do some scrying! I've had the guy described and we have some scraps of clothing. I guess that adds up to a total of -1 on the Will save? If so, the total Will DC becomes 25.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They get you to a cauldron.

You scry the one known as Cherg.

There's a large cave. It's dark but illuminated by torches.

They look like this.

cept they wear a lot of chains


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

How many can we see? Any interesting conversations going on?

"Hmmmmm... Are these guys kytons? Asgardian chain devils?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

3. They're giants.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Does anyone know if these guys are magic-users?" Altai peers intently into the scrying bowl, looking for things like wands, fetishes and spell components.

Perception 11+18=29. Others can join in if they want. Also, I can cast Detect magic through the bowl with 85% chance of success, so I'll try that.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

perception: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (20) + 28 = 48

edit: nice!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They're just in bed really.

Pip thinks they look thuggish though.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Anyone who sleeps wrapped in chains gotta be a bit weird."

"OK. We hit them tomorrow. First, we rest up and prepare. Question - do we head up to the cave, or do we try to stage an ambush?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Trap dem in dere own cave. Hit dem when dey hed outside. Works fur bunnies, bears 'en mountain lions." Elgan ofers helpfully.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Wow. 53 posts.

"Meeting someone in combat in the ground they know best gives them an advantage if they are smart enough to use it."

Should I assume that her gear is updated and her gold reduced? If Altai does the upgrade on the sword, does that reduce the cost?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah; and I think so.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip grimaces

"Somehow I don't think Moedin, Larridûr, and Shempdïr are tactical geniuses "

19,251 to 19,300 of 19,803 << first < prev | 381 | 382 | 383 | 384 | 385 | 386 | 387 | 388 | 389 | 390 | 391 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Online Campaigns / Play-by-Post / Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.