Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Could be, but they are probably hard as nails. Having said that, I agree that we run little to no risk of any of them being the giant wizard we were looking for in the not-too-distant past."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"True, and bully boys like this need putting down. Plus I bet they got some good loot hiding in their cave. "


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Their armor looks formidable, but I have a means of negating that with my sword. So long as I can remain in the fight and am not driven off as has happened recently," she is obviously none too happy to mention this, but she knows the others are thinking it, "So long as I can remain in the fight, I should be able to keep one of them very occupied."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan grins. "No worries dere Chere'. Dese guys ain't skeery. Jes' big."

"An' ugly. Wit' a capitol 'UGH'." He adds thoughtfully.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"woobwoobwoobwoobwoob!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Who's doing what?


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Memorising spells, then heading out in the morning? Remember, we are four spellcasters now...


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Sounds good. I'm going to get my spells set up soonish, pinkie swear!


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Ack! Spell-work to be done!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Tell me when you're all ready; I reckon Altai is....


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

I reckon she's ready. Didn't change much from before...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Adjusted my spells a bit. I'm ready!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hello,

I'm kinda having a bunch of craziness atm; might be back on in the next few days. Nothing too bad.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah; I'm....gonna be real busy this weekend.

Lotta work to do.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I hope that's good news for the pocketbook. :)
G'luck. See you on Memorial day maybe?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Who's ready? Who's leveled?

If Elgan needs more time?


DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

Actually working on it now. Just got out of the meatgrinder of serving breakfast to the tourists


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on. I'm not in no hurry necesarily


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Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Sigh. I have what,... 3 PC's to level up now? :/

(Could be worse, could NOT be getting XP) ;P

Surprisingly, my load will be Light(er) than expected the next couple of days. I might,... MIGHT,... almost be able to catch up if I don't waste time. :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Lemme know when you guys are ready to jam; just working through my chores at home today. Working tomorrow; yay!


Yay?

Work, bad.
PAYCHECK,... good!
:)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzah!!!!


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Speaking of work,... my wife has an interview tomorrow at an office on campus where I work.

The good news, she may soon have a 'real' job.

The bad news, I have not had a single raise in 7 years, but next month they will RAISE my insurance cost by 5%.

Rassin'Frassin'Nickle'Frickle'Sunuvabeeyotch. REEEELY?!?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

5% aint too bad, but it sucks.


It's not terrible as far as raising of Insurance rates go. I will admit.

If I had been getting a raise each year I would (Probably) hardly notice it. But as it is, it's essentially getting a cut in pay. When the pay I have is already insufficient.

:(

Just another nail in the lid of my State-funded coffin.

Tell you what, if my wife gets this job, then I may start looking elsewhere. This no-raise malarky is getting REALLY old.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Who's doing what?.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

How far to the cave? If it is hiking distance, we'll just walk there.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's hiking distance.

Gjetost knows the way. This is where he grew up and shit.

What time o day are you going again?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

We leave early. Those guys looked like they liked to sleep in. We jump them while they sleep; then we run out and then ambush the shit out of them as they exit their cave.

A simple plan, but I kinda like it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He leads you to the northern wall of the valley; there's a pretty steep switchback trail that leads up to Oddgut's Cave.

You can see it from the base of this hill.....the cave mouth is pretty large.

You see a big ass dragon flying around; it's probably 30 miles away from you.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Listening to Botswanan heavy metal.


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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Improbably, I think I know which band it must be. EDIT: I was off. I misremembered these amazing photos - I thought they were of bands, rather than fans.

"Let's not agitate the dragon, folks. The giants will surely be more than enough by themselves."


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Yeah; that's pretty kewl.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan nods in agreement. Then scrambles up the cliff face with no visible means of a pathway before him.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You guys reach the cave. It's carved like a big giant's head and the cave is the mouth. Kinda disconcerting.

It goes back into the darkness.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"OK. Let's go quietly inside. I have a number of formulas that'll create walls and separate the opposition. Split 'em up and take them down."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The mouth of the cave gives in to a 15 foot wide tunnel with a slight slope downward.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan nods, brushing the ground with his fingertips, learning the lay of the land for calling in some assistance.

"Ah'll call sum smalleh fren's. Dey N ah kin lay down sum thorn walls tew." The druid whispers, his form blurring before your eyes, as if anticipating the battle to come. He grins in anticipation, and for a brief moment he looks like a young child, then older than his actual years as he furrows his brow in concentration.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You hear water dripping.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Hold it for a few." Altai casts a quick spell, and a trio of large, handsome rats appear. "Go in and find the mean giants that live here. Then run back out here and tell me where they are." THe rats scurry off, whiskers twitching.

I'm convering Dust of twillight to cast Summon monster II, calling up three celestial dire rats. The spell lasts for 27 rounds; they can run to get places, as I doubt rats will stand out here.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

27x6=162 seconds.

They come back with 12 seconds left;

"Dude. 100 feet ahead, there's a biiiiiiig chamber. It's filled with water, and crystalline formations of grande size.
I didn't see no giants in there, though.

There's side tunnels though; maybe they're in one of them; didn't have time to check them all out.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The other rat says,

"I think I heard snoring. From one of the tunnels. And it smelt like giant."

When I map this thing, I'll indicate the "tunnel from whence snoring issueth forth."

The third one says,

"yeah....it's past some water. We declined to swim across it as there was something stirring under what should have been a placid surface. We decided that swimming across would bring our dooms and we would not be able to report what little we have to you."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Good job, guys. You all did well. Go home and rest."

"Sounds like we'll need to keep our distance to the underground pool."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

mwahahahahaaa!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Let's go. It's not likewe want to live forever, right?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You guys enter a massive crystal cavern from the south.

The blue squares are big ass pillars of crystal.

There's a massive lake; on the other side is a ledge, 10 feet up. The cave on the right is the one the rats heard snoring issuing from.

map


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"How do the three big lugs make get out of the cave? Swim across the water? The ledge to the east is too narrow; let's go west and see if there is a way to cross the stream."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Hrm. Ah'll go tek a luuk. Yew go ahead, jes' keep an' I un me. Ah'll be raight back."
The druid says as he climbs up Claw's shoulder, leaps off, and shimmers into a large hawk. With two wingbeats he is flying up and over the water, peering as only the 'eagle-eyed' can do,...

Per: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (14) + 23 = 37


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Places for everybody. Then I'll tell you what Edwin sees; I've placed him in AA 17.

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