Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"What foul thing is this, made of Rotten Meat given animation?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Claw is my bodyguard. And he might technically not be alive, he is cetainly not rotten. He's a golem, not some sort of zombie."


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"Huh. Such dealings, though,......too many fools with a bit of skrit make such things. You dabble in nefarious arts."


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You guys are able to make it back to the Stone Giant's Hold easy enough.

The stone giants seem ill at ease around these Vanir Eladrin. Nobody says anything, but you feel like you've brought two warring factions together for a pic-a-nic.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Yeah, Claw shure-nuff' saved yer Arse there pretty boy. ;P Time fer NAture-boy to earn his keep. One HEAL coming up! :)

Elgan shapeshifts into various forms, as he rarely plays with magics other than his usual, natural shifting abilities. During the conversation he floats over to Altai as a glowing ball of,... something,... possibly a will o wisp, lands gently on the wizard's shoulder, and Altai feels a surge of healing magics pour into him. Elgan then turns into a butterfly and flaps away,...

Burn one spell for HEAL, who else needs attention? ;)


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"Now, there's a kin of the eladrin," one says of Elgan, "and mayhap another;" he nods, smilingly, at Emrael.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip pouts

"HEY! Troubadour of Stars here! Like song master of good, shredder of evil, the axe man of Celestia.."


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"Aaaah. How fares that court? We haven't consorted with them often.

Well met, nonetheless....."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip turns into an Eladrin

Eladrin Form

Spoiler:
(Sp): At 7th level, a troubadour of stars gains the ability to use eladrin form, as the spell (see Chapter 6), once per day. Her caster level is equal to her class level.

"They're OK. It's been a while since I've paid my respects. What with the smiting of epic evil and all"


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"A knight bachelor then;" he raises one eyebrow. "Well met, Sir Pip. Well, Skald; what know ye of these demons making incursions into the Hero Home?"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip shrugs

"I know the snake-demon was very interested in our pet turtle Svipdag. Perhaps because he was once a dragon, before crossing our path."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Janosz leaves the eladrins with the other party members and heads over to Snøfrisk's hall. Claw drops off the drow carcasses at the ship and follows, carrying the dragon head. Once he sees the giant chieftain, he gives the him a quick summary of the fight and its outcome. "There is the carcass of a great linnorm in the pool; we left the decapitated, very dead giants outside in the sun. If you use the pool or its headwaters for anything, it needs to be cleaned up. As a token of our gratitude, I'd like to present you with the dragon's head - its skull will look suitably imposing behind your throne or over your hall's entrance."

"I'm confident we'll be back soonish after our trip to the court of Lady Lagertha. If not, I'll take the opportunity to thank you for your hospitality."


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Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Pip shrugs

"I know the snake-demon was very interested in our pet turtle Svipdag. Perhaps because he was once a dragon, before crossing our path."

"You have conquered Svipdag?" they look impressed.


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The giant Jarl nods at Altai.

"You have done us two great boons. I gift you as well;"

he proffers 55,000 gp in rubies.

"I wonder what those chainfolk were doing here. Alas. They feed ravens now."

The eladrins nod.

"Shall we off?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"We might as well get going. Xaaara, please take the ship out."

Before leaving, Altai collects Beldan and Evindra. "Some elf magicks will do both of you good."

We've kinda forgotten about the guys we saved from the mothman tower - we have about 15 civilians from alternative Oerths. We can bring them along too - presumably they will be more comfly in an elven forest city than in a giant village?

We'll leave Satari-san with the giants for now. He can establish a giant dojo and teach the giants the way of the exploding fist. Or he can head off to sit and meditate on top of a mountain somewhere.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Now, there's a kin of the eladrin," one says of Elgan, "and mayhap another;" he nods, smilingly, at Emrael.

Emrael respectfully bows at the recognition, but says nothing.

Elgan, I'm at about half of normal. I can CSW from the wand if you want to conserve spells, you make the call.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Save the wand charges. We're flying to a friendly destination. Also, the ghaeles are high-level clerics and can cast healing spells.

Loot! The jacks-in-irons had 70.000 gold, the dead drow 10.000 and Jarl Kavli just gave us another 55.000. That is 135.000 gold. We're just for now, so we get 135000/4=33.750 gold each.


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"Hold on," says an eladrin.

The ship flies up into the air. It enters a spinning long cavern with walls of swirling wind......the center of a tornado perhaps. The wind screams, and the alien wood of the ship groans.

"She'll hold together, o my captain!" one of the eladrin says. His eyes seem to say "we're all mad here." The ship gains speeds heretofore unimagined as it plummets down the wind tunnel.


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Emrael Bladewalker wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Now, there's a kin of the eladrin," one says of Elgan, "and mayhap another;" he nods, smilingly, at Emrael.

Emrael respectfully bows at the recognition, but says nothing.

Elgan, I'm at about half of normal. I can CSW from the wand if you want to conserve spells, you make the call.

One of the two eladrin starts chatting her up with an unforgiving insistence when he catches wind of her recalcitrance to blather about anything.

Like George Clooney in Gravity, he unleashes a merciless barrage of small talk.

"Where are you from? Do you have any brothers? Sisters? What's your favorite shade of green?

What would you be doing at 8 pm back on the Island of 1,000 Pines?"


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Most of the fifteen rescuees seem kinda frightened of this mode of travel. One or two may be on the verge of madness though. They are smitten with glee.

Oh, yess.........hatter......we are all quite rather mad here,.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Here's the alfather, telling some Vanir to chill their roll


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip maintains his Eladrin form, and stands at the bowsprit, his face gleefully staring down the sidewise tornado

"I'm King of the Multiverse!" he crows into the gale

Loot means arrows, woot!!


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

One of the two eladrin starts chatting her up with an unforgiving insistence when he catches wind of her recalcitrance to blather about anything.

Like George Clooney in Gravity, he unleashes a merciless barrage of small talk.

"Where are you from? Do you have any brothers? Sisters? What's your favorite shade of green?

What would you be doing at 8 pm back on the Island of 1,000 Pines?"

"My parents were travelers. Home was wherever we were."

"No. No. The green of a pine bough."

"Meditating on my day. What do you know of the Island of 1,000 Pines?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Emrael Bladewalker wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Now, there's a kin of the eladrin," one says of Elgan, "and mayhap another;" he nods, smilingly, at Emrael.

Emrael respectfully bows at the recognition, but says nothing.

Elgan, I'm at about half of normal. I can CSW from the wand if you want to conserve spells, you make the call.

no, no conserving for our front-liners! :) You don't quite need a HEal, how about one or two CSW's? :)

CSW 3d8 + 15 ⇒ (7, 2, 5) + 15 = 29

CSW #2 3d8 + 15 ⇒ (7, 5, 7) + 15 = 34

+63 HP to the cute warrior with the pointy ears! ;)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"She'll hold together, o my captain!" one of the eladrin says. His eyes seem to say "we're all mad here." The ship gains speeds heretofore unimagined as it plummets down the wind tunnel.

"You'd better be right. I killed a lot of moonbeasts to get ahold of this ship. If it is wrenched apart by these winds, I will be most displeased."


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"Nothing at all, alas."


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
+63 HP to the cute warrior with the pointy ears! ;)

Aw, shucks!


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heh heh

The ship comes out of the wind tunnel over Elysian fields and forests of massive trees.

"welcome to Vanaheim," says one of the Eladrin.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Well, that wasn't so bad. Then again, I grew up in Rauxes." Altai's face splits into a huge smile as he contemplates the forests and fields. "Looks great, doesn't it?"


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It looks pretty halcyon.

The Eladrin guide the ship to a massive city built on a high crag.

"That is The Jarless' stead."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip slips over to the Vanirfolk

"So any good fletchers in this steading? Fighting demons burns up a lot of magic arrows"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan looks over the side of the ship.

"Now DAT'S a purty site!" The elf says.

A perceptive observer might notice that the elf is glancing sideways, towards where Emrael and the neriad are also looking over the side.

"Dis place iz ALIVE! Iz,... niahce." He continues, looking once more at the forest below.


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"Aye. We've fletchers aplenty. The best in the universe. The wind does love arrows."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Take the ship in, Xaaara. And make the landing smooth - we don't want to look like amateurs in front of an entire city."

Altai wanders over to the refugees from Leng. "Well, folks, I think it might be time to realise that you are never going home. Not only do I have no idea where any of you are from, it also seems likely that at least some of you have crossed barriers of time as well as space. As such, you need to make some ecisions about what to do with yourselves, and you are now in the quite literally best possible place to restart your lives. Do any of ou have any skills that would be useful here? Walk arund a bit, and see what you think of this place."

Diplomacy 12+18=30, if applicable.


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One of the Eladrin says, "cheer up. You're in heaven folks! And we can indeed petition Heimdall; his rainbow bridge can take you just about anywhere. If you wanted to leave heaven, for some reason.

You will be free, one way or the other. It's a great place."

Some of them seem a little less shellshocked now.

The ship lands, on a crag next to the Earl's Hold. There's a bridge across a chasm to the immense wooden redoubt.

"We must speak to Lagertha!"

They usher you guys forward, into the hold.

Lagertha is in her throneroom, with three other eladrin. The hall is massive, and wooden pillars stretch upward to hold the roof above.

She and the eladrin are practicing archery inside.

She can do what she wants......she's the Jarless of these Eladrin.

using this now classic pic for Lagertha


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Elgan looks over the side of the ship.

"Now DAT'S a purty site!" The elf says.

A perceptive observer might notice that the elf is glancing sideways, towards where Emrael and the neriad are also looking over the side.

"Dis place iz ALIVE! Iz,... niahce." He continues, looking once more at the forest below.

It feels like ozone, and constantly as if a thunderstorm may break out, even though it's sunny and somewhat windy.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"It is good to be the queen." Altai holds back a bit, assumng that their eladrin guides or the party's elven members will do the introductions.


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They do so.

She stops shooting, and looks at the adventurers.

"Tell me.....why this demoness attacked your cohort, if you know.
This is distressing, that demons should run amok in this plane, even if it is in Jotunheim."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan stands next to Altai in a relaxed, ready attitude of eternal youthfulness. His wide eyed gaze takes in the sights as eagerly as he ever did in the early days of his adventuring. But his child like wonder belies his readiness to spring into action. The heady presence of potential thunderstorms on a clear day seems to have invigorated the druid as well.

The little druid seems suitably impressed, if not overly so, at the Eladrin. After all, as far as he can tell, they are simply really, [i]really[i] tall elves.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

If we can take some time here (after talking to the head eladrin, obviously), I'd like to get the boat a refit. What does it look like, apart from being black? Is it a "normal" sailing ship, or does it look more like this? Also, it needs a name. Any suggestions? Personally, I find the Dimensional Shambler amusing, the way we bounce around the multiverse.


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It's kinda big and black and ugly and metal......like a windjammer.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Windjammers ugly?! I... *sputter*

Or are you thinking of spelljammer?


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This one is.

It's a moonbeast's craft, and they have no eye for aesthetics.

that humans or the sane can appreciate.....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Fair enough. Is is sail powered, or does the vampiric thing in the sarcophagus drovide forward propulsion as well as flight?


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The vampire thing powers "lift" and propulsion somewhat. The sails also propel and control direction I think. It's hard because it's b$~&%~&& science.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

How does this look?


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THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS IT!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

ACK! Maybe I won't visit England anytime soon?!? ;P


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"Tell me.....why this demoness attacked your cohort, if you know.

This is distressing, that demons should run amok in this plane, even if it is in Jotunheim."

"Certainly, ma'am." Altai makes a gesture towards Claw, who lifts up a cage holding Svipdag the turtle. "This here is the ex-dragon Svipdag. He is currently in the form of a snapping turtle, but can be restored to his previous shape and capabilities. For the record, I have no intention of ever doing this. Now, we have been attacked several times by creatures desiring to capture Svipdag. Previous assailants have stated that they were acting as representatives of, uh..." Altai ivoluntarily grows pale and twitchy. "Ah, Iggwilv, the Witch-Queen of Flanaess and the mother of Iuz the Old."

"Needless to say, this is a unpleasant situation to be in. The best way to stop the attacks is obviously to get rid of the turtle dragon. But how? I'm considering flying to the Mountain of Celestia and entrusting him to the archons there."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Huh. You have conquered Svipdag.

I know this Marilith. Ixaxtli. Her mother Cazoztl, is a patroness of dragons and all manner of reptiles.

Perhaps you should pay her back in kind. She should be made to pay for attacking in the Hero's Realm.

I don't know what she'd want with Svipdag, but she does mate with dragons......hence her daughter."

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