Elohim

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29 posts. Alias of Crag_Irons.


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Pulg should not rule this city because he holds a part time job with COSMO...


GoatToucher inspired by the Charlie Daniels band, battled the devil with his custom goat-gut string fiddle. The devil was crying afterwords, but not because he lost.


Little Exogorth


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Kileanna looks a lot like Emma Stone because they are actually related. At some point in the future Kileanna traveled back in time to start a family, the future is to scary to raise children.


I pluck up Pulg and use him like a flower for a game of "She loves me, She loves me not". When I am done so is Pulg.


Sylvyana is banned for owning corrupted elves.


IHIYC is banned for showing a toothy grin that apparently is one solid tooth.


Was it in Boston, no New York maybe. Maybe it was just a special effect in a movie; I am not sure, but I tell you the truth I have seen it done, but only one of the mice lived to tell the tale.

The next poster collects shot glasses from cities around the world. Which they use to feed and water their tiny menagerie zoo at home.


Cultured Vixen


quibblemuch being true to his name, has been thrown out of many finer venues for arguing about pay and benefits.


The whole Romeo and Juliet thing was so messed up. How much suffering was caused by that?

Mortal Standard: When you're good at making excuses, it's hard to excel at anything else.


I say I am neutral! I will get around to balancing it out with good acts later.

Moral Standard:It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.


I pick up physic impressions from objects, and so I have no need to learn how to read. If the others had this ability you would be ashamed of what you had thought of between your Oh, Yeah, So, Um...

The next poster's idea of clean fun is strapping his friends to the roof of a car and driving through an automated car wash.


Freedom Bird is blind. However, he can sense the electromagnetic field around objects, which allows him to actually see through objects; effectively making it a superpower.


Bad Book End


EVIL is lost in a long run of psycho babble, and then you will say that evil does not exist. After all Lemons are not all bad...

Moral Standard: “We did not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we have borrowed it from our children."


You can completely ignore the fact that the PCs just killed your villain by inventing a way he returns to life on the spot... because you are the GM!


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A man impressed by his own knowledge is like a prisoner impressed by the size of his jail cell.


IHIYC is actually an honorary title he earned after beating a gnome barbarian chieftain at the game of stealing one sock from all pairs from the pathfinder society in Absalom.


10/10
Hard to go wrong with a ninja, plus it is not smart to offend a ninja.


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Uncle Teddy is a popular supporter of the shape-shifting alien reptiles theory. In truth this is actually done to cover the truth of werebear invasion that is overtaking the northwestern United States.


I like the Warlord class from Adamant Entertainment. I made a dwarf of that class once. The bonuses you give your team are great, we almost never needed to be healed except when fighting the big bosses.

I made a class that my group seems to like called the Raider. It is a full BAB, 4 level arcane (Int) spellcaster, with a supernatural treasure sense ability. This allows you to find hidden treasures within 60ft cone. Like a super appraise ability kind of. The spells all focus on making them a better treasure hunter. I am still retooling it a bit.
I have used it as a class that the pathfinder society trains, and it worked well as a pirate class as well in one game.


I did not even think about occult classes, never used one yet, but the kineticist Kinetic Blast is a Sp ability.


Alchemist = Controller
Slayer = Striker
Barbarian = Tank
Cavalier = Leader (Warlord if 3PP usable)

The alchemist would be a bomber, but would be taxed as the group healer also. Tough roll for one character. In a no magic game the warlord from Adamant Entertainment would shine, I would replace the Cavalier with one.

If Alchemist is not allowed I would replace it with the gunslinger. The group would have a hard time healing, unless you add a self healing rule to the game.

Slayer or Alchemist/Gunslinger would need a trait for disable device.


The question that keeps coming up to me is how did he know that he needed more forces protecting the fort? Do those enemy forces know about this disgraced knight? Could they use it somehow to further their plans.

The bigger question is what is the next goal for the PC's. If the knight's story can not build towards that goal, then he will have to wait to be a plot device.


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I can't get the clerics to stop following me after I bluffed them into believing I was their god's avatar. #level20rogue problems.


I wish I was better at story first. I normally only have a story seed when I start character creation. Then as I build the character, the story appears; that is why I like the background generator.

I have only ever played with four GMs, (2 in D&D, 1 World of Darkness, and 1 Pathfinder) and often the games were months apart. I started GMing myself, and got to play more often. Plots seem to come to me quicker than character concepts.


I enjoy character creation so much, that I like to crunch the numbers and make a character out of a backstory, even when I will never get to play them in a game.
It is a practice in futility, but I am addicted. I even remake other people's characters sometimes, but I never show the new model of the character because it is not my character.


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IDTheftVictim wrote:
Why are we talking about pancakes when waffles are obviously superior?

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Anyway crepes is where it is at; strawberry, apple cinnamon, or chocolate.