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The whole Romeo and Juliet thing was so messed up. How much suffering was caused by that?

Mortal Standard: When you're good at making excuses, it's hard to excel at anything else.


What? I'm great at a bunch of stuff! Just give me a few days to get over this cold and I'll show you!

Moral Standard: Gods & Mortals must live by the same standards.


GOOd THIng I aM NeiTHEr, CitiZEn, Since OTher WIse I COUld NoT EffiCiently Run ALpha-ComPLEx

MoRal STandARd HAPPINESS Is MANdatORy!

Scarab Sages

Being Chaotic, living according to mandates inherently makes me unhappy - what am I supposed to do?!?

Moral Standard: The cheese stands alone.


It's been standing alone since Tuesday. Time to give cheese some company.

Moral standard: Don't stare directly at the Sun.


It is people like you that slow down our advancement in the area of solar sciences and ocular studies. Sacrifices must be made, to understand the effects of the sun on the human body.

Moral Standard: Never dance with the devil in the pale moon light.


Crag_Irons wrote:
Moral Standard: Never dance with the devil in the pale moon light.

It's people like you who encourage the youth of today to dance in bright moon light where they get moonburns and then skin cancer.

Moral Standard: Let it go.


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Let it go? Let it go?!? I am sick off so many snow!!!

Moral Standard: The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.


So we should not fight breast cancer?

Moral Standard: Success is wanting what you already have.


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But what of meals to come? Should I not desire to eat? I would quickly starve to death.

Moral Standard: Walk in someone else's shoes before you judge them.


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Understood. First: steal shoes. Second: kill while wearing them.

Moral Standard: You can't judge a book for its cover.

Dark Archive

Counter:But it's the Book of Vile Darkness/Book of the Damned/Necronomicon and is bound in leathered [insert your preferred race here] flesh and written in [aforementioned race's] blood!

Moral Standard: The Code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules.


Anarchy ensues!

Moral Standard: Everything changed once the fire nation attacked...


Two things you can depend on, taxes and death.

Moral Standard: The first to die in battle are the brave and the stupid.


Death = brave; Taxes = stupid

Moral Standard: If you're going to be stupid, you'd better be tough.

Dark Archive

All in all, you're just another brick in the wall

Brick:
means blockhead

Moral Standard: One good turn deserves another.


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So, the other players can't get a single turn because I am great?

Moral Standard: Truest victory is stirring the hearts of your people.


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So victory means, making a giant pot of hearts in cream sauce, out of your own people? How cruel!

Moral Standart: The secret to survival is never going to war, especially with yourself.


Stir-fried elven hearts are delicious, Sir Kjeldorn. You should try.

The secret of survival is always having others going to war for you. And winning. Specially winning.

Moral Standard: Revenge is a dish better served stir-fried cold.


I prefere to cook a long and slow revenge so I can enjoy it longer. Ah, the pleasure of a good meal!

Moral Standard: Fear is the mind-killer.

Scarab Sages

Not if you're Stephen King!

Moral Standard: Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow.


But lemon snow-cones are delicious!!

Moral Standard: All is fair in love and war!


Ah, but mister hamster, is a lovely maiden truly as fair, if she has been cleaved in twain?

Moral Standard: Hope blooms eternal!


Thus it will become an invasive species if allowed to spread. Better to leave it where it is.

Moral Standard: Blood is thicker than water.


Summon elder water elemental, argument won.

Moral Standard: Might= Right.

Dark Archive

Left = Weak?

Moral Standard: Dead Men Tell No Tales


3 words 1 spell: Speak with dead.

morale standard: Its easy to stand with the crowd it takes courage to stand alone.


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Standing in the middle of a stampeding crowd also requires courage!

Moral Standard: Do not raise threads from the dead.


Hey, every style goes into and out of fashion. Who are you to question someone who wants to bring back legwarmers and pumps?

Moral Standard: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is a duck.

Scarab Sages

It might be a robot or a holographic projection - who knows, these days?

Moral Standard: Waste not, want not.


The use of the waste of herbivores to fertilize crops is older than recorded history, and essential to many countries' agriculture, you First World sunuvab+*~@!

Moral Standard To err is human, to forgive, divine.


I am not a goddess, so I will hold a grudge and plot revenge against whoever I want! (Specially elves)

Moral Standard: He who sows winds, shall reap whirlwinds.


Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen wrote:
Moral Standard: I sow winds, you reap whirlwinds.

FIFY

Moral Standard: War breeds fear. Fear breeds a desire for simplicity, black and white. Right and wrong.


It's simple. This is MY war. I AM right. Whoever opposes me is wrong.

Moral Standard: Don't try to fix what is not broken.


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My answer to Sylvyana is the next Moral Standard:

Moral Standard: We are all broken, that's how the light gets in.


A pity, for those of us who are trying to develop film.

Moral Standard: Feed the poor.


...to the packs of vicious hounds you breed to keep the poor people off your estate. They'll develop a taste for it.

Just be careful not to get "Ramsay Boltoned".

Moral Standard: I am my brother's keeper.


What do you keep your brother in? I hope it’s sanitary, for his sake.

Moral Standard: Thread necromancy is okay when I do it.


When YOU "do it" it's thread necrophilia.

Moral Standard: You've gotta fight for your right to party!

Scarab Sages

"...Turning to local news, what began as a simple report of neighborhood disturbance turned into an ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH when some partygoers responded to police requests to 'please tone it down' with woad, claymores, boiling oil, mysterious martial artists, kamikaze wind-up toys, some kind of mechanical juggernaut powered by potato-batteries...."

Moral Standard: This too, shall pass.

Dark Archive

...but that is not dead which can eternal lie!!!

Moral Standard: The REAL strong have no need to prove it to the phonies.

Sovereign Court

*Hauls giant sleighs safely off of mountaintops.*

Surely, a little smugness never hurts anybody! Right?

Moral Standard: Avarice will lower the value of life and get you nowhere!


You believe life has a monetary value? How much for your mothers?

Moral Standard: Know thyself.

Dark Archive

But...what if I'm the embodiment of The Unknown...?

Moral Standard: You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, that which you do not understand.

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