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Can you kill me with Fire?

I'M ALL THE AM CONTRARIAN YOU'LL NEVER NEED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I contradict out contradying, BURN!

Heartsick Bean Curd lucky7 wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

...runs through the thread, kicks over the bean curd, runs off...

My bean curd!

VENGEANCE!

OVERKILL HIM/HER/IT/THEM/whatever!

J-Bone wrote:

Seems like Ironfang, Azlant and War for the Crown they've gone deep into Golarion lore. Two out of those three have been deep dives in Avistan, while Ruins of Azlant sounds pretty out there. So I am going to take a guess that we are somehow going back to Garund.

I think they've abandoned Garund and decided to go vanilla Avistan for the time being. I'm guessing Razmiran next, but only because Galt can't come right on the heels of WotC.

WftC, not WotC

I blame Cosmo for thread derailment.

I also blame Cosmo for the Alias Fever.

Please don't derail this thread.

I apologize for the derailment.

I apologize for catching and spreading the Alias Fever.

Will you?

Will you Captain Ash Yesterday?

Bring it!

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Unless you've extended your pinky while sipping that tea, you've shot all etiquette right out the window.

I hardly think etiquette belongs in a civil discussion.

This requires an FAQ.

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

There's NobodysHome.

... that kinda sounds wrong...

I dunno, works for me.

Hey little wumpus! Come here little wumpi! I won't hurt little wampus! I just want to put little wampi in this silly looking pink dress!

There's NobodysHome.

... that kinda sounds wrong...

Still no AM CONTRARIAN, what a contrarian!

sit in an expensive leather chair, takes a final sip of tea, carefully sets tea cup on the end table and removes reading glasses.

Let us begin, shall we!

Grabs a baseball bat and starts smashing the furniture, foaming at the mouth and screaming incomprehensibly. Put bat down, smoothes out hair, raises one eyebrow and takes another sip of tea.

Rebuttal?

Extends pinky finger, sips some tea, then throws tea-cup at someone's face.

Yeah, a few!

Grabs chainsaw, starts cutting the scenery, mouth foaming, eye popping, laughing like a maniac. Stabs someone else with the chainsaw, leave chainsaw there, grab another cup of tea, raises pinky finger and take another sip.

My Ships Sink Faster Than Yours!

I blame Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin's Insanity for Cosmo!

I blame Cosmo for contrarian'ism.

Imitation is a form of flattery.

True story! I started doing the alias bit during an incredibly difficult time in my life and marriage.

So, if you think about it, the aliases kept me from going crazy. :-)

They help keeping me from going crazier. <:)

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Probably wouldn't hurt if he lost a few hundred aliases^ (round 425)

Being sick and crazy can be fun you know.

Sounds tiring to me.

But it's fun.

*Un-snaps neck*

Darn tootin'! I shot Eddie Kett dead right out the window from my upstairs room at The Grand Central Hotel in Deadwood. Dang cardcheat owed me $12.

Don't forget the price of the bullets in his body and adding interests. Want the addresses of last 3 mothers of his sons of a w****?

I blame Cosmo for the absurd shipping costs if one is not part of the continental US.

Guy St-Amant wrote:

Now I want a "Lamp-Bound" curse.

"Dude, why are you carrying that tamagotchi? It's so 1990s."

"I have to. Or else the ineffable powers of the cosmos will withdraw their favor."
"Whoa. That sucks."
"Yeah, well, better than my cousin, who has to wear parachute pants and Hammer side-walk everywhere."

That, or just quote Aladdin: "Phenomenal cosmic powers... and Itty-bitty living space."

Hrm ... that'd be a lot of fun to draw up.

And probably another "everyone want to play it, but no one wants to GM it".

blahpers wrote:

I'd allow it, so long as it's a boat suitable enough to call a place. Skull & Shackles pirate ship--sure. Canoe--not unless you're a termite.

Now I'm picturing an oracle carrying a kayak with him everywhere.

That would be closer to "Object-Bound" than "Site-Bound", and isn't much of a curse if the character can carry the object around himself/herself/itself/themselve.

Now I want a "Lamp-Bound" curse.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I remember one game where I (ranger) saw a kitten with a hurt paw in the wilderness. I picked it up to treat it. apparently its claws were had paralytic poison. Then its buddie cats all come in and naw one you while you can't move.

I have an idea for a setting, every time you try to help someone in need you are punished by death. If you fail to help people in need you are punished by your gods. And every PC must play a Paladin.

Does it require rolling dices to see if it happened before the start of the campaign/game?

Buyancy rules have been available in the Cerluean Seas supplement for years. They work quite well. No need for a "sky is falling" thread every single time a new rule gets rolled out for the masses.

GMs who don't like 3rd party stuff / prefer official Paizo rules, PFS, etc...

So, if I understand the situation correctly, we have just derailed Chris' own thread.

We're going to aitch-ee-double-toothpicks.

I apologize unreservedly.

Maybe we should make a thread about thread derailment?

I apologize for... something? I've forgotten on the way here, but I apologize anyway. Also, keep rocking!

Compulsive Favoriting?

I apologize to Chris that participation in this thread has plummeted since the polito-lock.

If you get lonely, let me and CY know -- I'm sure we could derail a few rules/advice threads and you could smack us around...

Or start one such thread, they rarely need help derailing anyway, but how badly they can derail...

In this context, it's faulty in both directions: one person standing alone may be listened to if their reasoning is solid, while a multitude won't get their way if our designers don't agree.

Speaking of wording, this cut dangerously close to "we don't give a **** about our paying customers"... not a feeling you want to give people.

I am guessing Organized Play could use some reworking/retooling in concern of Optional Rules.

Side note: has the pricing for Adamantine weapons (and potentially, armors) been fixed yet?

I apologize to Chris (and Crystal) for the tone in one of my post.

Cosmo wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Substitute all the political-y bits with the names of items of farm machinery, or perhaps common Swedish birds.

Or just post it in Swedish.

OR... just take it one of the million other places on the internet where it is not specifically disallowed. :)

Oh my goodness! You're still alive!??!?!?

I thought we were just railing at the wind these last 2 months!

I blame Cosmo that Cosmo is still alive.

I read every single one of these posts. You can tell by the favorites.

So not-favoriting one is a deliberate snub then?

*sniff*

Cosmo wrote:

I am discriminating in my favoriting. I don't favorite everything. I have a method.

Oh.

Your fault for me not reading the full thread then, I guess.

You need to Blame HIM for something, not merely asking if you should blame hum.

I Blame COSMO that there are still people not getting this!

Ram Gate massacre was about two years before II start, and a few days or weeks before the Ironfang "just vanished". The Ironfang was active for a few years, exact timing weren't given.

Dean HS Jones wrote:

QuidEst wrote:

Stratagemini wrote:

Will there be more mutation tables? cause I already have like, 2 or three Mana Waste Mutation tables.

Mutation table table. Roll to see which table you roll on.

Mutation table mutation table. Roll to determine how the mutation table is altered.

What is this? Warhammer 40K 7th Ed. Chaos?

Or, Gods help us, F.A.T.A.L.

I blame Cosmo for indoor rain. I came home yesterday to find water pouring out of our bathroom light fixture; apparently the apartment upstairs had their toilet tank burst, and they didn't notice. The plumber turned off their water, but it still took almost 24 hours to stop dripping. Once they get that fixed, we'll need an electrician, as the light shorted out (which I learned when I turned it on upon hearing the water, not able to see in the dark room where it was coming from. I'm very lucky to have not electrocuted myself...). Silly Cosmo, rain is for outdoors!

Mayhem is Mayhem! The God of Mayhem doesn't care about that Indoors vs Outdoors thing.

I blame Cosmo people forget that all the time...

Going back to hunting Poppets.

Rysky wrote:

Three times as cute indeed, I love the Poppets ^w^

I feel loved!

So cute!

*drools*

Are you edible?

What I'd like to see:

The Aucturn Enigma: The mysterious countdown clocks of Osirion have stopped and the entire Inner Sea is bracing for what the ramifications could mean. All across Golarion, strange living alien ships are landing and old horrors awake from the depths of the darklands as if responding to the call of some greater evil. When an expedition funded by the Ruby Prince ends with the discovery of a way to stem the coming invasion, the heroes must lead the way on an interstellar journey across the various planets of Golarion. Can our heroes prevent the coming invasion or will Golarion become the latest world whose inhabitants are destined to be stock of the Dominion's fleshfarms?

That one might end up being the second one of 2018...

I'm confused. Should I blame Cosmo or Ambrosia Slaad for my sudden urge on the musical/feline crossover front?

Why not both?

I wonder if we will get Clawed Gauntlet, similar to the "Demon Talon" (from Book of the Damned) and the "Claw Gauntlet" (from Horror Adventures)? maybe with mechanics similar to them, outside of being grafts.

Cheryl Tunt wrote:

Is your password "guest"

I'm seriously asking.

No, it's "1234."

I would have guessed "password" or "Lisa".

+1 to: will we ever get something similar in Pathfinder? (optional of course.)

+1 to UnArcaneElection's question about "Justice Seeker".

+1 for Missing/Amnesiac.

and now waiting for August.

<_<

>_>

What about the Ace Pilot who is also a Chick/Dude Magnet?

That is definitely not it. =)

There are a couple of things we're looking at right now. Some upstream and some of our own stuff. We're not 100% sure what it is. It's a really weird issue. It basically feels like a weird routing issue, but doesn't manifest after we fiddle with some things internally which don't have a lot to do with routing. We've done some upgrades for paizocon but these only manifested post paizocon. So it's a real head scratcher.

I was wondering because the site works fine during business hours, but has troubles outside business hours.

Guy St-Amant wrote:

@ Dean, if not done already, I would suggest checking the hardwares and ISPs ends of things, the hardwares part is self explanatory, and even ISPs aren't immune to coding mistakes.

Thanks for the feedback Guy.. Your suggestions have been part of our research and are related to what is causing the current difficulties with the site. We are on it and will have this resolved soon.

Bests
Dean

Might have found a potential cause: you have a specific hardware plugged to a specific outlet/socket, said outlet/socket is connected to a switch, maybe a lightswitch, and when the staff leave and turn off the lights...

Possible said switch is normally labeled to avoid the problem and/or only half of the outlet/socket is tied to the switch, and the hardware is plugged in that half.

FEH! Surtova is no king. Better to call it RegentSlayer. Perhaps Ratkiller might be the more appropriate name for such an AP.

Which one looks better on a CV?

I blame Cosmo for the lack of Onion Knight.

I do have to say that, as a user, one of the things I love about Paizo.com is sooooo simple: Black text on white.

Please, please, please, please for the love of everything that I can imagine (or not imagine), don't change that about the articles and message boards. You can mess around with borders, images, location of links, menus, submenus, dynamic content, scrolling news items and pretty much anything else and I will not care, but please don't change the simple beauty of black text on white.

Or make that change a toggleable option, kinda like "Night Vision" some sites have.

Some of you might want to check this thread as well. :)

Originally by Samy, since the first one got derailed too much.

As the political scene in the ancient kingdom of Taldor explodes into chaos, players take the roles of agents, advocates and saboteurs working for Princess Eutropia to help secure her claim to the throne and prevent the nation from collapsing into civil war. Along the way, the heroes must recover hidden secrets of Taldor's past -- many deliberately hidden -- and grow from relative nobodies to powerful politicians and spymasters in the deadliest political arena in the Inner Sea!

* Complete monthly campaign running February 2018-July 2018 (Monthly volumes, $22.99)
* Golarion's timeline thunders forward with a new destiny for Taldor in a thrilling campaign of espionage and intrigue that mixes James Bond with Game of Thrones! Your heroes decide the fate of the nation, and perhaps that of the whole Inner Sea Region!
* Pathfinder Pawns, Poster Map Folios, and Pathfinder Battles miniatures tie-ins enrich the fantasy!

Note to moderators: please don't merge the two.

@Ckorik, if you want to talk about RotR and CotCT, please make a thread for it and stop derailing this one.

K?

Thanks!

Bye!

I'm a big fan of options so new classes do excite me, but there comes a time when enough is enough.

So, not a fan of new classes that cover things already covered by other classes and archetypes?

Were-Direwolves? I can understand the big ball of fire.

Guy St-Amant wrote:

Dunno how I feel about the Shifter getting Wild Shape at 5th level, but I am guessing many will be pissed off by that.

Because it's awful that they can't shapeshift as a combat option for five whole levels? Woohoo, claw attacks you'd be better off not using and getting a two handed weapon. It sounds like a "here, be a shapeshifter eventually but until you can actually shapeshift use a weapon like everyone else."

Compared to Druid getting it at Level 4, especially since the class is based on shapeshifting

the David wrote:

I'm a little bit confused. Do you have to side with princess Eutropia (railroady), or do you get to decide the fate of the nation (sandboxy)?

Could easily be both. You could take Eutropia's side but influence/pressure her decisions, which would cover both.

Personally I'm more than a bit tired of war settings. Hell's Rebels, Hell's Vengeance, Ironfang Invasion, War of the Crown, arguably Giantslayer...kinda had it up to here with that sort of background. At least there's Ruins of Azlant to break up the monotony with a nice little exploration/discovery theme (not that I'm getting it but it's nice to have it out there).

Also an intrigues/spies AP, doesn't exactly change your list...