Admiral Tomorrow's page

Does anyone have any trap for the stalking tactical lion?

I apologize for catching and spreading the Alias Fever.

Still no AM CONTRARIAN, what a contrarian!

sit in an expensive leather chair, takes a final sip of tea, carefully sets tea cup on the end table and removes reading glasses.

Let us begin, shall we!

Grabs a baseball bat and starts smashing the furniture, foaming at the mouth and screaming incomprehensibly. Put bat down, smoothes out hair, raises one eyebrow and takes another sip of tea.

Rebuttal?

Extends pinky finger, sips some tea, then throws tea-cup at someone's face.

Yeah, a few!

Grabs chainsaw, starts cutting the scenery, mouth foaming, eye popping, laughing like a maniac. Stabs someone else with the chainsaw, leave chainsaw there, grab another cup of tea, raises pinky finger and take another sip.

My Ships Sink Faster Than Yours!

Imitation is a form of flattery.

True story! I started doing the alias bit during an incredibly difficult time in my life and marriage.

So, if you think about it, the aliases kept me from going crazy. :-)

They help keeping me from going crazier. <:)