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Huh.. yeah I need more sleep.


And more pants.


Just a Decent pair of pants!


When you started this nonsense, did you think it would make it to 99 pages?


I guess I didn't really have very many expectations at all.


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Watch it...


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Hey, I may need to hire a copyright attorney. See, I wrote a book about a pair of sofas that shared a prehensile appendage. I'm calling it "A Tail of Two Settees".


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Oh that's funny I was thinking about writing a book about an anthropomorphic olive. Who becomes an orphan and is raised by a bunch of criminals until he finds his place in a cocktail beverage. I was going to call it "olive twist"


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I also have one about a path lined with azure piers. I was thinking "A Trail of Blue Jetties".


Oh gosh I haven't read enough dickens to keep this going.


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Not even the one about the metallic girl who can't tell the difference between the bit of the body the head sits on and an insect that makes honey? "Nickel-Lass Neck or Bee"?


To be fair, I don't think I've ever actually read any Dickens. Well, beyond some of A Christmas Carol in school.


I wrote a book called "Hard Times"...


Was it about a clock that's really difficult to read?


I should read more of his. I'm directly related to him. my great aunt is a genealogist and knows our family line back for a long time. Apparently he's my great..... uncle (I forget how many greats)


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Was it about a clock that's really difficult to read?

It was not. But there WAS a lotta dickens...


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I should read more of his. I'm directly related to him. my great aunt is a genealogist and knows our family line back for a long time. Apparently he's my great..... uncle (I forget how many greats)

I dunno. You may not. My grandmother found out in her genealogical research that we were related to an Irish novelist named Don Byrne. Everybody said “That must be where your writing ability comes from.” So I tried to read one of his books. Gods, I hope not...


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The Worst Person Ever wrote:
I wrote a book called "Hard Times"...

Was 'A Tale Of Huge T*tt*es' your work as well?


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quibblemuch wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I should read more of his. I'm directly related to him. my great aunt is a genealogist and knows our family line back for a long time. Apparently he's my great..... uncle (I forget how many greats)
I dunno. You may not. My grandmother found out in her genealogical research that we were related to an Irish novelist named Don Byrne. Everybody said “That must be where your writing ability comes from.” So I tried to read one of his books. Gods, I hope not...

Turns out he also wrote about crazy monkeys. blew your mind.


I have a story about a means of propelling a ship via the wind that is made out of fecal-covered felines. It's called "A Sail of Poo Kitties".


This is reminding me of that comic strip with the rat and zebra.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I should read more of his. I'm directly related to him. my great aunt is a genealogist and knows our family line back for a long time. Apparently he's my great..... uncle (I forget how many greats)
I dunno. You may not. My grandmother found out in her genealogical research that we were related to an Irish novelist named Don Byrne. Everybody said “That must be where your writing ability comes from.” So I tried to read one of his books. Gods, I hope not...
Turns out he also wrote about crazy monkeys. blew your mind.

Aye. His tales of the shenanigans of Baboon St. Patrick are uncannily familiar...


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I've almost finished my next masterpiece, a stirring tale about a pregnant woman who uses a grain bin to protect herself in battle. It's called "Gravid Hopper-Shield".


hmmm nope over my head.

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After a hard run of 25km we're back to being productive on Gamin again. However my pull up game hasn't been too good and I haven't seen my bonus chin up this week. I think my goals are to get more sleep and try to be kinder to myself.

When I was at the mall yesterday I had a "could I just be normal for a day, eat waffles, pancakes and ice creams?
Then just eat outside food anything I want, whenever I want and don't bother about meal prep and whether I'm behind schedule?"
moment.


Yes! Treat yourself!

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No! Sugar belongs to the dark side!


Sugar is love! Sugar is life!


How can you know the joy of the light if you never indulge in the dark?


as in dark chocolate mmmmmm


No.


You got something against dark chocolate?


It's bitter.


You're bitter!


Depends on what proof of dark chocolate. 90 is way to much for me 70 is about right.


I like the 90-95% stuff - anything else is a bit too sweet.


I had 99 once but I could not swallow it. It was like dirt.


I will eat dark chocolate if there's nothing else, but I prefer milk. And I will say this, dark chocolate is far better than white chocolate. That stuff sucks.

Once I tried a small piece of unsweetened baking chocolate. I didn't spit it out, but it was really hard to keep down. For about 20 minutes I would occasionally dry heave.


White chocolate really is the worst. Well baking chocolate but you're not suppose to eat it that way.

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I would mix 1 tablespoon of cocoa powder into milk if I wanted my chocolate fix. That saying, I don't need to add sugar to that. A bit of cinnamon powder is all I need.

70 percent for dark chocolate is right for me too. Most outside desserts are too sweet for me these days.


Yeah sugar does tend to work that way. When you get used to less more is so much more potent.


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You know what else is potent? My next book! It's about a cheese shredder who can't stop coughing up loogies, "Grate Expectorations".


How about the classic about the American musician, songwriter, singer, producer, and animal rights activist Moby Trying to discover himself on the high seas it's called Moby's... actually never mind.


Moby's Friend Richard?


Let's go with that.


His name may be Richard, but can call him Ishmael.

Or, you could just call him for a good time.


So close to reaching page 100...


We should have some sort of celebration.


Cake?

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