captain yesterday |
The weather, or at least the forecast, is really pissing me off. For the last 4 or 5 days, the forecast for tonight was 1-3 inches of snow. Even this morning, before I went to bed, it said 1-3 inches. When I woke up, it said less than 1 inch. Now it says 3-5 inches. This is b*@@!@%+.
Welcome to my world.
gran rey de los mono |
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I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.
It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.
Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.
Try licking it. Or put it under your pillow while you sleep. Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes, complete with computer-controlled pergola, and dance the Macarena nekkid around it while your wife plays Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a hurdy-gurdy. That should do the trick.
captain yesterday |
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captain yesterday wrote:Try licking it. Or put it under your pillow while you sleep. Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes, complete with computer-controlled pergola, and dance the Macarena nekkid around it while your wife plays Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a hurdy-gurdy. That should do the trick.I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.
It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.
Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.
We did that last night.
Drejk |
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Fantasy Monster: Knowing Head. A brass head that knows things.
CrystalSeas |
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captain yesterday wrote:Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes,I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.
It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.
Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.
Or a shrine with Drejk's Knowing Heads
Freehold DM |
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Fantasy Monster: Knowing Head. A brass head that knows things.
I would totally keep a bunch of these as familiars.
lisamarlene |
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My last day of vacation before online teacher inservice day tomorrow, and a return to virtual classes on Tuesday.
So far I'm spending it:
* avoiding cleaning my house;
* playing Hermione's Pathfinder game (she's running the Beginner Box module for us just so she can get the hang of it. She decided on all of our characters herself, so I'm a manticore wizard, Teensy Valeros is a very young fire elemental fighter with a pet hellhound, and WW is a Tiefling/Smurfneblin rogue/paladin of Nivi Rhombodazzle, the gnome deity of luck. Because she's nine and thought all of this would be funny;
* cutting WW's hair, because the barber shops around here aren't terribly safety conscious, and he asked;
* typing up my online lesson plan for the coming week to email to parents; and
* making catfish, cornbread and greens for dinner, because Texas.
gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:We did that last night.captain yesterday wrote:Try licking it. Or put it under your pillow while you sleep. Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes, complete with computer-controlled pergola, and dance the Macarena nekkid around it while your wife plays Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a hurdy-gurdy. That should do the trick.I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.
It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.
Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.
Step 2: Place the Starstone in the heel of your left shoe. Hide said shoe underneath your dog's bed. Engage in vigorous lovemaking with your wife for precisely 66.6 minutes. Then, go outside and chant "No, no. Don't touch me there. This is my no no square." while your children perform the "I'm a little teapot" song and dance dressed as Emperor Palpatine (the two of them together are to form one Palpatine).
If that doesn't work, contact Paizo customer support. Be sure to tell them everything you've tried. It's possible your mini is faulty.
lisamarlene |
It's officially January: WW and the kids have started the questions about how many nights until Burns Night and what's on the menu, and Hermione has started rehearsing her readings.
I asked WW if we were inviting his mom for dinner that night, since we're officially bubbling with her now, but he said no, because he doesn't want comments about how the food and the whiskey aren't good for him.
gran rey de los mono |
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Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.
Vidmaster7 |
Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.
The illiteracy rate can be shocking.
gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.The illiteracy rate can be shocking.
You have to be more than illiterate, you have to be a f*$%ing dumbass. Has he not heard of the pandemic? Of how you really can't go anywhere without a mask? Granted, the fact that he is travelling suggests that he is ignorant, but come on! He's a real piece of s!#*.
Woran |
Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.
Truth
Freehold DM |
How I know I'm old:
If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.
No dislike. No seriously disagree.
Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.
man. That's old.
Vidmaster7 |
How I know I'm old:
If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.
No dislike. No seriously disagree.
Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.
If it's to loud you're too old.
gran rey de los mono |
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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:If it's to loud you're too old.How I know I'm old:
If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.
No dislike. No seriously disagree.
Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.
I've always hated that saying. I shouldn't have to hear your music/tv/conversation/whatever. Keep it to yourself. Otherwise you're being an a&*~%#$.