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but it was a nic cage movie.

Scarab Sages

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Well, that was a 'fun' night of migraine.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
The weather, or at least the forecast, is really pissing me off. For the last 4 or 5 days, the forecast for tonight was 1-3 inches of snow. Even this morning, before I went to bed, it said 1-3 inches. When I woke up, it said less than 1 inch. Now it says 3-5 inches. This is b*@@!@%+.

Welcome to my world.


Nekkid Vidmaster7 wrote:
but it was a nic cage movie.

What's your point?


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I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.

It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.

Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.

It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.

Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.

Try licking it. Or put it under your pillow while you sleep. Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes, complete with computer-controlled pergola, and dance the Macarena nekkid around it while your wife plays Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a hurdy-gurdy. That should do the trick.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.

It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.

Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.

Try licking it. Or put it under your pillow while you sleep. Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes, complete with computer-controlled pergola, and dance the Macarena nekkid around it while your wife plays Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a hurdy-gurdy. That should do the trick.

We did that last night.


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Fantasy Monster: Knowing Head. A brass head that knows things.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.

It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.

Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.

Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes,

Or a shrine with Drejk's Knowing Heads


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*chuckles*

Ok, that was nice coincidence.


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Drejk wrote:
Fantasy Monster: Knowing Head. A brass head that knows things.

I would totally keep a bunch of these as familiars.


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My last day of vacation before online teacher inservice day tomorrow, and a return to virtual classes on Tuesday.

So far I'm spending it:
* avoiding cleaning my house;
* playing Hermione's Pathfinder game (she's running the Beginner Box module for us just so she can get the hang of it. She decided on all of our characters herself, so I'm a manticore wizard, Teensy Valeros is a very young fire elemental fighter with a pet hellhound, and WW is a Tiefling/Smurfneblin rogue/paladin of Nivi Rhombodazzle, the gnome deity of luck. Because she's nine and thought all of this would be funny;
* cutting WW's hair, because the barber shops around here aren't terribly safety conscious, and he asked;
* typing up my online lesson plan for the coming week to email to parents; and
* making catfish, cornbread and greens for dinner, because Texas.


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GothBard dodged a COVID bullet: She had a hair appointment for the 29th but the stylist had to reschedule because of the shutdown. Said stylist just tested positive.

So the shutdown actually worked! (In one isolated case...)


I'm glad she's okay.


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captain yesterday wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I got a miniature for the Starstone in a blind box of City of Lost Omens miniatures.

It must be broken though because I've been touching it all weekend and I don't feel any more godly.

Except for maybe the voices in my head getting stronger.

Try licking it. Or put it under your pillow while you sleep. Or build a shrine out of the heads of your vanquished foes, complete with computer-controlled pergola, and dance the Macarena nekkid around it while your wife plays Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida on a hurdy-gurdy. That should do the trick.
We did that last night.

Step 2: Place the Starstone in the heel of your left shoe. Hide said shoe underneath your dog's bed. Engage in vigorous lovemaking with your wife for precisely 66.6 minutes. Then, go outside and chant "No, no. Don't touch me there. This is my no no square." while your children perform the "I'm a little teapot" song and dance dressed as Emperor Palpatine (the two of them together are to form one Palpatine).

If that doesn't work, contact Paizo customer support. Be sure to tell them everything you've tried. It's possible your mini is faulty.


It's officially January: WW and the kids have started the questions about how many nights until Burns Night and what's on the menu, and Hermione has started rehearsing her readings.

I asked WW if we were inviting his mom for dinner that night, since we're officially bubbling with her now, but he said no, because he doesn't want comments about how the food and the whiskey aren't good for him.


lisamarlene wrote:


* cutting WW's hair, because the barber shops around here aren't terribly safety conscious, and he asked

I would cut his hair.


I would cut his hair but I'm not sure how the bears would feel about that.


All this talk of hair makes me glad I went the hippie route.


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Last night, my wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I was shocked. How does he hold the ball? And where did he get the special shoes?


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Waiter: "So, what can I get for you today?"
Me: "I think I'll try the rabbit stew."
Waiter: "Okay, but only if you promise not to say 'Waiter, there's a hare in my soup"."
Me: "I'll have the chicken."


My son wrote a report on Canada for his Geography class. I asked how he did. He said "I got an eh."


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I have two resolutions for this new year. One, to get back down to the weight I was before the accident. And two, to stop referring to last year's junk food binge as "the accident".


Snerk. Good ones gran.


Stealing from one person is theft. Stealing from many is research.


And stealing from me is an ass whoopin'.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
And stealing from me is an ass whoopin'.

Sneak, sneak, sneak, steal, steal, steal, sneak, sneak, sneak...


Hello, everyone.


Hey there John. You working?


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Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.


Sharoth wrote:
Stealing from one person is theft. Stealing from many is research playing an rpg.


Sharoth wrote:
Hey there John. You working?

Yeah, I'm here.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.

The illiteracy rate can be shocking.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.
The illiteracy rate can be shocking.

You have to be more than illiterate, you have to be a f*$%ing dumbass. Has he not heard of the pandemic? Of how you really can't go anywhere without a mask? Granted, the fact that he is travelling suggests that he is ignorant, but come on! He's a real piece of s!#*.


Yelp can't argue with you on that one.


Happy belated new year. I haven't gotten my hair cut in over a month. On the other hand, I just got a new hair and beard trimmer for Christmas. Maybe I'll just do it myself.

Scarab Sages

gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just had a guy in my lobby with no mask on. Told him "Sir, if you are not in your room, you need to wear a mask." He says "First I've ever heard of that." He was literally standing right next to a sign that said masks were required. There is a huge (2' x 3') sign on the front door about it. There are at least 5 signs about it in the lobby and first floor hallway, not to mention the one in the elevator, and several each in the second and third floor halls. This is why I hate people.

Truth


The last haircut I had was 15 years ago.


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No snow and no build make Captain Yesterday something something.


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I have a relief, finally. Have a good evening, everyone.


Have a good one JN!


We're going to Lockdown III,
Electric poodle pee.


How I know I'm old:

If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.

No dislike. No seriously disagree.

Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.


I may have to restart the FAWTL Battletech game as there has been a sizable update that changes the game on many levels. Well see.


The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

How I know I'm old:

If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.

No dislike. No seriously disagree.

Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.

man. That's old.


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"I've been learning how to die for years now" - Sean Bean as Ned Stark. I have to admit I laughed pretty hard at that one.

Pours several 40s on the curb for all of Sean Bean's fallen characters.


I thought people critiquing video games were superfluous and long winded.

Then I did a search for people critiquing Pathfinder and boy was I wrong!

Each one is a minimum of 50 minutes.


The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

How I know I'm old:

If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.

No dislike. No seriously disagree.

Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.

If it's to loud you're too old.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

How I know I'm old:

If you play your bass where I can physically feel it shaking me from across the street, I hate you automatically.

No dislike. No seriously disagree.

Hatred. The same level I reserve for Nazis and people who don't hold the run button down in platformers.

If it's to loud you're too old.

I've always hated that saying. I shouldn't have to hear your music/tv/conversation/whatever. Keep it to yourself. Otherwise you're being an a&*~%#$.


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Interviewer: "Your resume says that you take things too literally."
Me: "When did my resume learn to talk?"

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