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I didn't know that Pulg was the Soup Nazi. Do people really stand in a long line just to be subjugated by Pulg?

That is calling the kettle black, you are cold blooded too. As an arachnid you use Poikilothermy. (I had to look that one up.)

GoatToucher should not rule this city because his health care proposal for the city only benefits his clients. Oh how power corrupts.

Oh great an confusing one we have defecated on the dead flowers, as per your request.

Minions! Dig up and replant my garden.

3d6 = 9
3d6 = 14
3d6 = 12
3d6 = 12
3d6 = 9
3d6 = 9

4 point character creation
I would go with Expert NPC class on this one, or crossbow rogue if it had to be a PC (yuck).

Fred should not rule this city because Uncle Teddy would be the power behind the throne.

Captain Morgan

Arthur any good punch lines?

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?

So GoatToucher put you somewhere dark on his person, and you became an escaping gas. *sniff* I am out of here...

EDIT: Oh, you said "ceases to exist", my mistake. I am still out of here; GoatToucher has hog fat, and a strange look in his eye.

Granted!
To make it interesting it is a mouse swarm, and to make it deadly they all have rabies, and a half dozen other deadly diseases.

Ninja... okay

Granted!
The medical journal has removed paladins from the list of patients that can be considered psychotic, due to their immunity to disease. They can no longer be called psycho.

I wish I knew how to speak a new language.

GoatToucher secretly plants misleading clues on Oak Island just to keep the show going.

Benevolent one we are being sued by the Easter Bunny for placing peeps on everyone's desk, he also says that peeps are not desk toys.

Minions! Haul in the fish with a large net.

May not kill TGH

Hits JTDV with a stick... backfires. Hits JTDV with Deathstar beam.

Something like this

It was just suppose to be a weekend job in High School, but I got in to deep.
Deep Dish Trouble

The next poster will share their conspiracy theory concerns.

I made it through the line with my soup, but not my bread... two more weeks before I get bread. What is with that guy?

The next poster runs a coffee shop just outside of the Tomb of Horrors, and will explain why.

Sylvyana sometimes wonders if Ghoul Queen was a good career choice. She gets turned away often when she shows up to help at the local soup kitchen.

Sometimes the issue is they do not want to be healed.
Trying not to look at GoatToucher.

He claims you can only see the stains under a black light... whatever that means.

Elisa should not rule this city because pirate cities get siege by the royal navy.

KahnyaGnorc has issues with all dragonkind; which stems from the time that Spyro the Dragon defeated her uncle Gnasty Gnorc.

The Game Hamster is banned for stealing the rule lawyer's books...

How was I suppose to know that sticking your tail up in the air was a offensive gesture among the lizardfolk? I was trying to make them laugh. If I was not cold blooded I would have blushed when they told me what it meant to them.

The next poster helped me escape from the lizardfolk.

The books the Game Hamster is carrying are actually hide-away books. He keeps his weapons in the top one, and his treasures in the lower one.

Tasha, being only half kender and half elf, takes twice as long to pick a pocket. After all elves believe anything worth doing is worth the time to do it right.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is a ninja clown! It seems I am a ninja kobold also?

Waterhammer wrote:

a scrench to tighten your nuts, and screws. And a pair of pliers.

Ahh... That reminds me of this past weekend...

You are like a car accident; I know I should turn away to protect my mind, but I am frozen at some primal level.

Goblin Hamster

FRIEND COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND use to run on solar energy, but found it to unreliable, so he switched to a nitrogen power generator.

Where does he draw the nitrogen from? Well did you know that flatulence is 59 percent nitrogen. I am just saying.

Good Witch/Bad Witch

Hides a cursed magic item in Kileanna's gear.

This causes her to suffer from the nightmare spell for every aliases she has created (she is attacked by each of her aliases in her nightmare.)

Son of Tim the Enchanter

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Ventnor prefers the taste of gnome, hickory roosted, over the taste of dwarves. However, gnome treasure is not as high a quality as dwarven gold.

It is the age old question of immediate satisfaction or discipline planning.

Sleepy Hollow

because you are a huldra, strange fey, but very cool.

Kileanna, outraged over the price of dairy products, turned a saleswoman into a cow.

Kileanna turned the saleswoman back after she was offered an employee discount.

7/10 Black Dragon; one of my faves, but if you are reborn are you undead, or did someone pay to have you brought back to life?

I have been kicking around the idea of a kobold character. The idea is a chaotic neutral dragon disciple/rogue. She was cast out for her constant offenses against the ruler of her tribe. She was discovered by a band of adventures, who took pity on her after watching her try to catch a rabbit. The party's bard took her under his wing teaching her the art of comedy. She has learned that kobolds and pinkies (humans) have very different ideas about what is funny causing her to tell bad jokes often, but pinkies find slap-stick funny. She dreams of proving the kobold king was a fool for casting her out.

I think it would be fun, but the character would not be very effective on a team. I made this alias in honor of this idea.