What's The Problem With Pathfinder!?!?!


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Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.


It has a lot of consonants.

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Messageboard Troll wrote:
It has a lot of consonants.

What are those? :)


IT'S NOT D&D! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN A NEW WORD! IT DOESN'T HAVE AN AMPERSAND IN ITS TITLE!

RABBLE!!


Big words frighten we pie eaters.

I think maybe a little rabid fandom. Some poeple feel that WOTC betrayed or abandoned them. True or not people are people.


Pathfinder is not D&D!


I call it 'Brocktoon.'

Silver Crusade

It has two fewer syllables than "Dungeons and Dragons"...


Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.

Well, TT, some people like variation. Calling it the same all the time gets boring. Plus, there's so much Pathfinder around that people want to make sure they're being clear what they're talking about: The game, the adventure paths, the game world....

Plus, for many, this really is the real D&D. It looks like the game they've known all those years, it feels like that game, it plays like that game. Many don't see anything D&D about current D&D except the name.


Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D...

Snark is fun?


Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.

You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck by your hawtness to challenge you. ;)


D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*


Jack Hammer wrote:
You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck to challenge you. ;)

No! I watched Monty Python and I know what to do if someone comes at me with a banana, so there! :P


Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.
You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck by your hawtness to challenge you. ;)

Sorry babe, you are too low tier for me.


Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?


I'm soooo obsolete.


Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.
You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck by your hawtness to challenge you. ;)
Sorry babe, you are too low tier for me.

*sniff*

Wait! I thought you said we were low on beer. Whew! I'm better now.


CourtFool wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D...
Snark is fun?

Yes, yes it is. And this is supposed to be a fun thread.


Angry Fanboy wrote:
Pathfinder is not D&D!

Of course not. It's the New and Improved D&D...

Plus, it's name is better.
:D

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Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!


Jarod Darkblade wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!

*blasts him back up with rockets*


We could call it Hero ...

But that's a silly name ...

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Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone

Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal

Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire

If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone

Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own


Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.
You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck by your hawtness to challenge you. ;)
Sorry babe, you are too low tier for me.

He is. I'm not. I'm Tier 9. I eat Xaeros for breakfast. And Phoenixes? Kill them by the Zounds. (I don't even notice Archangles or Dragons).


Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.


Kobalt Skeever wrote:

We could call it Hero ...

But that's a silly name ...

We should totally get poodle mounts for our when we want to tilt at windmills!


Balrog wrote:
Jarod Darkblade wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!

*blasts him back up with rockets*

*Blasting back down with a wing buffet attack.*

And that's not the "All you can eat chicken wing buffet", you know.


Gobble Leaver wrote:
Kobalt Skeever wrote:

We could call it Hero ...

But that's a silly name ...

We should totally get poodle mounts for our when we want to tilt at windmills!

But then folks'll say that Kobold Cavaliers are way unbalanced ...

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.

It's probably better that that one never sees the light of day.


Apsu the Waybringer wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Jarod Darkblade wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!

*blasts him back up with rockets*

*Blasting back down with a wing buffet attack.*

And that's not the "All you can eat chicken wing buffet", you know.

*Whirlwind Attack - grab, spin, and tosses back up*

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.
It's probably better that that one never sees the light of day.

Yes, it must see the light of day, otherwise you will never know what the record is for a thread being locked.


Tiny Tina wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Tiny Tina wrote:
Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.
You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck by your hawtness to challenge you. ;)
Sorry babe, you are too low tier for me.

Correction from the tier challenged -

You could call it Banana and we'd all still just sit there with our mouths hanging open, stupid grins on our faces, and too awestruck by Paizo's hawtness to challenge you.


Kobalt Skeever wrote:
Gobble Leaver wrote:
Kobalt Skeever wrote:

We could call it Hero ...

But that's a silly name ...

We should totally get poodle mounts for our when we want to tilt at windmills!
But then folks'll say that Kobold Cavaliers are way unbalanced ...

Sure, they'll say that as they die impaled on our munchkined lances! Huzzah!

Silver Crusade

David Fryer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.
It's probably better that that one never sees the light of day.
Yes, it must see the light of day, otherwise you will never know what the record is for a thread being locked.

Wasn't there a thread with a really long title that made all of the boards unreadable? That one was scrubbed out really quickly, if I recall.


David Fryer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.
It's probably better that that one never sees the light of day.
Yes, it must see the light of day, otherwise you will never know what the record is for a thread being locked.

Hark to Fryer, says I!


We should totally get poodle mounts for our when we want to tilt at windmills! But then folks'll say that Kobold Cavaliers are way unbalanced ...

I blame the poodles

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.
It's probably better that that one never sees the light of day.
Yes, it must see the light of day, otherwise you will never know what the record is for a thread being locked.
Hark to Fryer, says I!

BLUE TEXT!!


Are you a piranha or a parrot?


Jhered Nightwind wrote:
Apsu the Waybringer wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Jarod Darkblade wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!

*blasts him back up with rockets*

*Blasting back down with a wing buffet attack.*

And that's not the "All you can eat chicken wing buffet", you know.

*Whirlwind Attack - grab, spin, and tosses back up*

Behold my fleshcrafted racket-arm!

*Sends him back down in a back-hand volley*

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Shoot, I thought this was going to be CH's parody thread that would inevitably get locked down.
It's probably better that that one never sees the light of day.
Yes, it must see the light of day, otherwise you will never know what the record is for a thread being locked.
Hark to Fryer, says I!

Taig was the one who had the guts to open the "Which Paizo employees have you slept with?" thread. Maybe he'll be up to the challenge.


Mouthy Upstart wrote:
Are you a piranha or a parrot?

Parranha. One of our new inventions. Order now for 30% off!

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Is Yo Gabba Gabba on the take? I just watched a cartoon with my daughter about some grumpy wizards who lived in a tower on the seashore and don't want anyone to have fun. Is that a secret message that Christian Jacobs and Scott Schultz are secretly Paizo fanboys, or am I reading to much into it?

Edit: Maybe Christian Jacobs is James Jacobs' brother!

Double Edit: I guess not


The truth will out!


I'm suboptimal

*sniff*

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David Fryer wrote:

Is Yo Gabba Gabba on the take? I just watched a cartoon with my daughter about some grumpy wizards who lived in a tower on the seashore and don't want anyone to have fun. Is that a secret message that Christian Jacobs and Scott Schultz are secretly Paizo fanboys, or am I reading to much into it?

More important question:

Can you dance?

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Sebastian wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Is Yo Gabba Gabba on the take? I just watched a cartoon with my daughter about some grumpy wizards who lived in a tower on the seashore and don't want anyone to have fun. Is that a secret message that Christian Jacobs and Scott Schultz are secretly Paizo fanboys, or am I reading to much into it?

More important question:

Can you dance?

If by dance you mean flail around and put people's eyes out, then yes.


Runelord of GeneticManipulation wrote:
Jhered Nightwind wrote:
Apsu the Waybringer wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Jarod Darkblade wrote:
Gentleman Nurn wrote:
Aroden wrote:

D&D? THIS! IS! PATHFINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks wizard into bottomless hole*

*throws wizard back out*

Who installed this blasted skylight!?

*Kicks him back down*

Let's see how long we can keep his body in the air!

*blasts him back up with rockets*

*Blasting back down with a wing buffet attack.*

And that's not the "All you can eat chicken wing buffet", you know.

*Whirlwind Attack - grab, spin, and tosses back up*

Behold my fleshcrafted racket-arm!

*Sends him back down in a back-hand volley*

ACTIVATING DEFLECTOR SHIELDS.

*bounces him back up*


You guys better cease and desist, right now!

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