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Liberty's Edge

I have it on very good authority that Kobold Cleaver thinks Pathfinder is too wishy-washy and has no theme. Any rebuttals?

Grand Lodge

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I have it on good authority that KC doesn't think at all.


Who?


I heard that KC is jealous of the Pathfinder goblins and quit adventuring to get the band back together. But maybe that's just because he lost his cleaver and I found it!

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Scarab Sages

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Vic Wertz wrote:
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Did you have to?

Sovereign Court

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I heard KC was actually one of the AIG executives.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
I have it on good authority that KC doesn't think at all.

Interesting how this statement does not contradict any statement that follows it...hmmm...


I have it on better authority that Gark the Goblin hates both pie and cake.

Scarab Sages

"Cake & Pie police here...nothing to see here...move along"


I don't hate Pathfinder, I hate all of you. ;p


Why is it that if you put smurf in your alias, it doesn't turn you into a smurf?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
I have it on very good authority that Kobold Cleaver thinks Pathfinder is too wishy-washy and has no theme. Any rebuttals?

Was this meant to be inflammatory? 'Cause I am no fan of Pathfinder either.


CourtFool wrote:
Was this meant to be inflammatory?

For pain and inflammation try Preparation H.

If you're a poodle the H stands for hump. ;)


There is not enough Preparation H in the world to dull the pain of yet another dungeon crawl. :P

Dark Archive

Try Headon, apply directly to the forehead; Headon, apply directly to the forehead; Headon, apply directly to the forehead...

Sovereign Court

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CourtFool wrote:
There is not enough Preparation H in the world to dull the pain of yet another dungeon crawl. :P

Pff, elitist drama queen...


I have it on good authority, from a source I won't share, that Kobold Cleaver is actually a human being who posts on a forum on a retail website under an alias.

There is, however, no evidence to support this claim, whereas the fuzzy pictures of a kobold using a cleaver to spread Belgian Mayonnaise on an Amish farmgirl are much more credible.

Scarab Sages

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
There is, however, no evidence to support this claim, whereas the fuzzy pictures of a kobold using a cleaver to spread Belgian Mayonnaise on an Amish farmgirl are much more credible.

I've seen this picture. Creepy!

I've also heard rumor of a video purporting to show the aforementioned kobold, cleaver in hand, ambling along in a wilderness clearing, ahead of a thick treeline. Some folks have, however, argued that this is likely just some guy in a poorly constructed kobold outfit (which would explain the hideousness).


Callous Jack wrote:
Pff, elitist drama queen...

Yes?

Sovereign Court

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CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Pff, elitist drama queen...
Yes?

Just sayin'...


Callous Jack wrote:
Just sayin'...

You know you wish you could play in one of my campaigns.


Only a Hero campaign. I love undecypherable math.


Play Kobold Hero! You can ride a poodle!!!


Smurf Jack wrote:
Only a Hero campaign. I love undecypherable math.

Who knows. Maybe they will dumb it down in 6th.


Huuuuuuurrrrrrlll


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Vomit Guy wrote:
Huuuuuuurrrrrrlll

Bad Vomit Guy! No eating the goblin! You know he isn't good for you!


Splooooooorrrtch!


Cleans up after VG.


Does the "Crap! What did I just step in?" dance

I think I got some on my paws.....


Humps Callous Jack's leg.


*begins humping Callous Jack's other leg* YAP! YAP!


CourtFool wrote:
Cleans up after VG.

Yeah, I know too well how dogs "clean up" vomit. It's enough to make a guy... well, vomit.


Humps Cockapoo while he humps Callous Jack's leg

YAP YAP!


Dread Lord Poodle wrote:

Humps Cockapoo while he humps Callous Jack's leg

YAP YAP!

*Gives a mean look at Dread Lord Poodle* GRRRRR!!!


I hate KC so I don't care what he cares or not... :P


*licks KC and all poodles in this thread*

The "Great Licking Cleave" feat sure its paying off!


Kirth Gersen wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Cleans up after VG.
Yeah, I know too well how dogs "clean up" vomit. It's enough to make a guy... well, vomit.

Hey, don't knock it until you try it! YAP! YAP!


Butterfrog wrote:
I hate KC so I don't care what he cares or not... :P

Awww, the butterfroggy doesn't like me....*cries*


Smurfity-doo-dah! You guys found my marble!


*Fireballs ----*


Wow! Look at what it is doing now!
I'm gonna kick smurf at the upcoming marbles competition...
I think I'll call you, "The Great Ball of Fire."
Puts in asbestos marbles bag.


I would put this thread back on topic if I had the least idea what the topic was.

Liberty's Edge

KC isn't smurfy to PF.


So we are devoting a thread to games people hate? Or trying to out KC as unpatriotic?

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
CourtFool wrote:
Or trying to out KC as unpatriotic?

I heard he's a fascist commie with monarchist tendencies.

Dark Archive

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Callous Jack wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Or trying to out KC as unpatriotic?
I heard he's a fascist commie with monarchist tendencies.

..who used to be a lich. (He got better...)

Scarab Sages

I heard that KC likes to kick children and steal lollipops from puppies.

Sovereign Court

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Aberzombie wrote:
I heard that KC likes to kick children and steal lollipops from puppies.

I heard KC draws little hearts around all the pictures of Sebastian he keeps around the house.


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Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I heard that KC likes to kick children and steal lollipops from puppies.
I heard KC draws little hearts around all the pictures of Sebastian he keeps around the house.

Hey now, let's not say anything we can't take back.

...
Aww, come on! Why can;t we have a thread dedicated to mocking somebody else for a change? How about Courtfool? Everybody hates poodles!

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