All hail Vomit Guy!


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Silver Crusade

This is a thread for fans of Vomit Guy.

I love the way he brightens up any thread he posts in.

What are your favorite Vomit Guy stories?

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

You just had to throw this up here.


Speaking of throwing up....Splooorch.

Silver Crusade

Yeah, I thought I would just kind of heave this out there.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Is this the first alias to get a cult?

Silver Crusade

I'm kind of hoping this thread doesn't achieve cult status.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
I'm kind of hoping this thread doesn't achieve cult status.

It is inevitable.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Vomit Guy is a hero of the people. He gets banned, but keeps on coming back up. Hurling vitriole on bad threads, spewing his comments where needed, and lifting the little guy up, chucking bad arguments out with the trash.

All Hail Vomit Guy!


Alas, it's been too long since I knelt before his porcelain throne and made an offering onto him, VomitGuy.

{raises a Dark & Stormy} Here's to you, VG.


Starts picking through the chunks.


Free Vomit Guy from his unjust imprisonment in the off-topic threads!

Regurgitate this demand ad naseum.

Silver Crusade

All this Vomit Guy love! It brings a tear to my eye and a gurgle to my stomach.


UUUURRRPP!

Nope. No chunks.

Just can't match the master.


A crowd of skinny young women gather outside the offices of Paizo Publishing. They tearfully hold up signs reading "Bulimics for Vomit-Guy" and chant for his release. Occasionally, one of their ranks doubles over to wretch on the street before resuming the demand.


Forsaking his crown of porcelain,
The mysterious being known only as Vomit Guy,
Wanders the threads of Paizo,
Searching, nay splurching.

But splurching for what?
The ancient tomes tell of this,
If one but learns to read,
Some may call it wisdom,
But only one knows the recipe.


SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!


BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!


HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!


GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!


sniff

I promised myself I wouldn't get all emotional, but I just can't help myself. To see such an outpouring of affection just makes me want to....

....BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!


HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

Silver Crusade

The great Vomit Guy has honored us with his presence! What other wisdom do you have to share with us?


*waits excitedly with bucket, to capture said wisdom*


SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW


AAAAARRRRRRRPH!


GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!


Yay! This one's still chunky!

Dark Archive

Oh happy day!


Vomit Guy wrote:
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

Rats! Wisdom is always in some foreign tongue. Maybe we can get Puddle to translate it?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
Rats! Wisdom is always in some foreign tongue. Maybe we can get Puddle to translate it?

You need only to let the vomit dry at the bottom of your teacup. Bask in the fumes while it does. Then you shall understand.


Clean up in aisle 6.

Silver Crusade

Bill Lumberg wrote:
Clean up in aisle 6.

I feel like that will be a losing battle in this thread.


An open letter to my fellow Paizonians,

My dear fellows, allow me to express my fondest gratitude at this, your deeply moving expression of affection for my own earnest commentary. I am both humbled and honored by this impassioned support for my dogmatic endeavor to present a somewhat indelicate bodily function in a way that is both humorous and elucidative. Your encouragement, heedless of any resulting social awkwardness or negative judgment, brings no small measure of hope to me. I can only pray that I remain worthy of your sincere approbation, and I remain your most undeserving servant,

Vomit Guy

Spoiler:
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

Silver Crusade

He hath spoken!


Celestial Healer wrote:
He hath spoken!

And he can write!

All hail VG!


I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.

Spoiler:
BLAAAARRRRPH!


Vomit Guy wrote:

I do, indeed, strive to be as coherently verbose as is possible in many of my communications. It is an idiosyncracy from which I most gleefully suffer.

** spoiler omitted **

Are you sure you meant

Spoiler:
BLAAAARRRRPH!
and not
Spoiler:
BLOOOORRRPH!

Oh yes, my good man, quite sure. The subtle nuances of ejecting the contents of ones stomach through involuntary spasmodic movements, are a science to which I have devoted countless hours of study.

ERRRRRRRRPH!

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

I think Celestial Healer is watching me.

This morning, about twenty minutes before this thread started, I channeled Vomit Guy in a celebratory outpouring.

Okay, it wasn't so celebratory. It was kinda gross.

I feel better now.


HUUUUUURRRRRL!!

RPG Superstar 2012

Ooh, I'd like to try it:

Spoiler:
*burp*

That was kinda close.


Never surrender your dreams young lad. Continue in your attempts, and you shall succeed.

OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPH!


Here! I can help!

Spoiler:
Releases a fart I've been holding for 2 days. Ooh! That was hot!

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:

Ooh, I'd like to try it:

** spoiler omitted **

That was kinda close.

You could have at least vurped.

Silver Crusade

Adam Daigle wrote:

I think Celestial Healer is watching me.

This morning, about twenty minutes before this thread started, I channeled Vomit Guy in a celebratory outpouring.

Okay, it wasn't so celebratory. It was kinda gross.

I feel better now.

Ah. Nothing like an unexpected visit from Vomit Guy after a night of eating spoiled seafood...


Mmmm....spoiled seafood.

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Jack Hammer wrote:

Here! I can help!

** spoiler omitted **

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

I threw up in my mouth a little...

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Here! I can help!

** spoiler omitted **

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

I threw up in my mouth a little...

That's the vurp I was looking for.


taig wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Here! I can help!

** spoiler omitted **

Now maybe he'll really throw up. Just tryin' to help him bridge the gap. :)

I threw up in my mouth a little...

We can build on that.

Maybe if we found you some really disgusting pictures on the interweb thing you can achieve a full hurl.

Silver Crusade

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

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