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Fantasy Monster: Bee-Killer Dog. A dog that vomits carnivorous bees.

COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I shall dub this place Yesterday Land!

Begins erecting anatomically correct statues of self, begins contemplating what his religion would be.

<graffitis statues with hilarious facial features and crude tattoos, decorates with yarnbombing and funny hats, disappears into the crowd with a laugh>

Orthos wrote:

Nylarthotep wrote:

Marriage is both a civil and a religious contract. You can actually do one without the other.

They're the type of hardcore conservative who sees them as one and the same.

Once again, I find myself pondering become a state licensed officiant and setting up a tax shelter cult Church of Slaadi.

As an unordained Erisian Pope you have my full support.

I have in-laws near Port Canaveral in Florida. Most of the residents have in-ground swimming pools that they never, ever, ever drain. Doing so would change the buoyancy. Want to see an in-ground pool get launched into the air, ripping out a bunch of concrete with it?

Yes. Yes I actually do.

Me next! Me next!

Fooooooooooiiiiil~

No rules by the order of ERIS!

Do what you like. Or if you prefer, don't.

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

It's time to sing the Heresy Song now!

BLAM!

Ya missed me! Your aim is as wretched as your fashion sense! Nyeaaaaah!

It's time to sing the Heresy Song now!

Woran wrote:

Its why so many of my NPCs are called Bob

Hail "Bob"!

.... so. We meet again. *neck crack, paddywhack*

We're going to the HARDWARE STOOOOOOOOOORE!!

YEAH! ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA!!

Grit and grace, boyo!

Look at him now, he's disappearing a cow.

Where is that cow? Hidden right now.

Hi. I'm Quibblemuch's court-appointed caretaker. He'll be taking an internet break for the foreseeable future. But he wanted me to tell you "'Apple Jacks don't even taste like apples' is scientifically demonstrably the most nonsensical ad campaign in history."

But... but that's what was great about it! WE EAT WHAT WE LIKE, MAN!

Merry Snmgfiehp!

This thing!

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!!!

. . . now if only I could think of a good rhyme.

Better hurry so you don't run out of time!

Never tell me the odds!

Andostre wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

For the longest time the wife and I thought <3 was a symbol for dick and balls.

That's crazy that the two of you were using it correctly right from the start and everyone else is using it wrong.

I also think it looks like a pair of cherries.

But do they fall up?

Gary Teter wrote:

...

I'm not sure that the rules are in the game, and that's a good idea for the rules.
...

It wants no rules in the game? Is JamesBOT an anarchist?

YEAH! ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA!! *smashes guitar into china cabinet*

pokes Fritzy with stick

Wake up! We're on!

Cheese it, the cops!

*dives into bunker*

... of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine!

*dances a jig in the snow and spray while juggling fire extinguishers, laptops, and chainsaws*

The GM was drunk too, and had to have help reading what numbers came up on the dice and number crunching if the monsters hit or not...and the descriptions were hilarious...

Like:

*player name* turns into a rolling, flaming ball of cheese and rams into the monsters and they explode into bits.

I represent the church of Eris and I approve this message.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

Am I Evil because I want to go to that favoriting thread and start randomly favoriting posts?

More CN. Trust me, I should know, I'm an expert.

captain yesterday wrote:

I just discovered I can shuffle ALL my songs on ITunes.

The universe opens up before me with unlimited musical potential.

I learned long ago to not do that.

Going from this to this in the span of one song was a little too much cognitive dissonance for my brain to take.

Your brain needs to do cognitive weightlifting! That's not even a quarter fnord worth of dissonance!

A Harry Potter book Freehold might enjoy!

NobodysHome wrote:

Ah, I'm really enjoying my colleague's Lawful nature, but I'm going to pay for it tomorrow.

So, I work for a Global Megacorporation. Due to their refusal to fire anyone, no matter how incompetent, we have to deal with staggeringly-stupid people on a daily basis. In particular, before a course is released, it goes through final testing. If it doesn't work in final testing, its release has to be delayed.

So people in other departments took to just putting in comments like, "Well, this section doesn't work, but we need to get the course out on time so I'm going to pass it anyway."
Needless to say, this led to disasters and student satisfaction issues.

So upper management, in its infinite wisdom, mandated that during this testing, if a lab receives any comments at all it must automatically fail. I'm really enjoying watching my colleague fail my practices with comments such as, "As of this release, they changed the name from xxx to yyy", or my favorite, "Change 'for' to 'nor'."

So tomorrow morning, my manager is going to hear that 22 of my 28 labs failed. She will explode. When she hears why, she will be furious. But he's following instructions to the letter, and I figure who am I to stop him?

for the love of god mackdonna shoehorn butterhorse, GIVE CHAOS A CHANCE!

Fnord that for ya

TOZ wrote:

Bets on how long?

Betting is chaotic

The good money's on the hour right now, but the longshot five minutes has one of the biggest payouts I've ever run....

Lies. Lies and slander.

And down with in-laws too!

Oh, right, should have specified, chaosmen...Chaos!

Xaositects of the multiverse.... cornbread!

Aaron Bitman wrote:

Imbicatus wrote:

I'm a fan of the Machete Order myself, unfortunately I don't have time for a full rewatch before 7:00 pm tomorrow.

When it comes to order, my children have - this very morning - pointed out my hypocrisy. I keep saying "Start with Episode 4. Don't even THINK about starting with Episode 1! That was the worst of the 6!"

Yet the last time I watched Star Wars I saw 1, then 2, then 3, then 4, then 5, and finally 6.

this week, I started watching Star Wars again, starting with 1.

The only correct Imperial way to watch the films are Episode III, then Episode V, followed by another viewing of Episode V, then Episode V yet again.

In Imperial Security Bureau reeducation agent will be coming to advise you of this shortly.

*jams Episode VI on loop*

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!!

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Ain't that an absolute right there?

Sarcasm Dragon wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

God be willing, I'll have a functional computer by Monday...

No you won't. Functional computers are now BANNED!

I reject your reality and substitute my own~!

Huzzah!

This is good stuff. I'm writin' this all down for posteriority.

Well. That happened.

Fnord is that stuff left behind when all the spell components are used up.

Aww yeah, it's been ages since I've been to a good stoning!

LazarX wrote:

In the Warhammer Paradigm, Chaos is ultimately the single primal force with Law just actually only an aspect of Chaos. And ultimately everything that came from Chaos will return kicking and screaming back to it. Is that close to how the universe or multiverse that Golarion is contained in operates?

*POWERATTACKSMITECHAOS*

Now now, there's no need to throw a tantrum, young man.

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Yoon, Iconic Kineticist wrote:

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Heyah kid! Wanna go see the planes? (And which one[s]?)

Hey, don't treat me like a kid! But the plane of fire would be pretty great.

Since when is bein' a kid a bad thing? Kids're fun! Kids don't get all stiff on ya when you change the rules in the middle of the game.

People just use that kind of thing, treating me as a kid, to try to control me or say I'm not good enough.

That's dumb. Let's go burn their stuff.

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Heyah kid! Wanna go see the planes? (And which one[s]?)

Hey, don't treat me like a kid! But the plane of fire would be pretty great.

Since when is bein' a kid a bad thing? Kids're fun! Kids don't get all stiff on ya when you change the rules in the middle of the game.

...UUUUUUUUUDDRUCKERS!!!

SURPRISE! I was the turkey all along!

lynora wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

lynora wrote:

Well, if we're picking who we want to play us in a movie. I'm gonna go with Jennifer Lawrence. Realistic? Hell, no. But it's a movie, who cares about realism. ;P

I have seen pictures of you both, and let me tell you, Jennifer Lawrence doesn't even hold a candle....

Aww...flattery will get you everywhere. =^.^=

I certainly hope so.

double checks power couplings for black manliness

*disengages springlocks and streaks off into the hills*

Heyah kid! Wanna go see the planes? (And which one[s]?)

I'M INVISIBLE!

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.

I regret nothing!

ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA

*dunks all the brownies*

>_>

<_<

{paints "Thrunes eunt domus" on the wall}

CONJUGATE!