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::Swims through thread::


SSSSSSS .....


Jacobs' Old Girlfriend wrote:
I wish James had married me. Bastard.

You're preachin' to the choir!


my neck is creaking. must stay awake


I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
and to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Flow in the dark when I stroll in the park
giving everybody informative pamphlets
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat
"Eat s@** and die" to the secret spy
Cuz I have this funny feeling that I'm being watched
24-hour surveillance
Money or power or ailments
Why'd they send the medical that he shimmered me the hammer
it was way too much you coulda went and had 200?


I don't care if you hurt me some more.

I don't care if you even the score.


Steele, Remington Steele.


YOGI!!!


Hm?


d6 wrote:
1d6

2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11

Oh yeah?


d6 wrote:
1d6

2d6 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2

Oh yeah?


d6 wrote:
1d6

2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8

Oh yeah?


d6 wrote:
1d6

2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8

Oh yeah?


Ebony Jaguar wrote:

SSSSSSS .....

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


d6 wrote:
1d6

2d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5

Oh yeah?


I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Psycho better cause trouble runnin for your soft spot
Late market closed, and the irk on her nose
Turned into a deadly gas flowin through the air ducts
She's had no love for the thought that she was
She doesn't love me cuz I don't have the right hair cut
I'm miss-understood, I just face it, I'm no good!
But I will not apologize for anything that I say
My name is Mr. Busdriver
This is the producer, Paris
We did not embarrass to admit that we were purchasing a bit
of our own Imaginary Place!!


mmmmmmmm thinking


SIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH


Hm?


NEKKID HORSE DANCE FOR TOTP!


At least the wedding wasn't held hostage.


Kids...if you want to piss off your parents
show interest in the arts..

RPG Superstar 2012

That's an interesting side effect of the multi-submit...


Hold on, I need my stuntman.


2d6 wrote:
d6 wrote:
1d6

2d6

Oh yeah?

Bwahahaha fail!


This happy occasion reminds me of a sonnet I once wrote:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come:

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever loved.


*gets stuck in doorway*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Owwies!


3d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 6) = 13


Kaidan Booster wrote:
At least the wedding wasn't held hostage.

Crap! I knew I forget to do something.


Of coursh, ma dear.


Oh, that was just Gobble Leaver. I wish KC were here.

RPG Superstar 2012

Woodraven wrote:
my neck is creaking. must stay awake

Splash your face with liquid nitrogen!


Elementary, my dear Watson.


Yes you are trying to sell me a vacuum cleaner and I told you, I have no f&+%ing money! How dare you call me retarded, you little halforc girl!!!!


Mmm dad supports me in my artwork. =D


*rumbles*


Kids...if you REALLY want to piss off your parents
buy real estate in an Imaginary Place...oh yes..

*Wait, we can say piss?*


Lil' Buddy!


Roger Moore wrote:
Hold on, I need my stuntman.

You are so broken. The math says so!


4d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 3, 2) = 15


Edward De Vere wrote:

This happy occasion reminds me of a sonnet I once wrote:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come:

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

::Issues Cease and Desist::


*toddles through blitz chasing a red balloon*


OK, OK, alright!
Yea...now...move!


Woodraven wrote:

4d6

drop the 2 and we get 13


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PewPew McStabby wrote:
Roger Moore wrote:
Hold on, I need my stuntman.
You are so broken. The math says so!

I must break you.


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