Sorry about my long neglected presence on this thread but I have been working on my piece of fiction. It's a novella called "the Lonliness of the Vomit Lord." I have a plot, tone and theme but I loose it happy the first to or three chapters.
Oh yea.
'tis thread still runnbbbllrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhh...
My work is never done....
SPLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRTCH!
Well said!
BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFF!
Time for a good old fashion with more stuff on the way.
I'd just like to say....
after a near 12 month absence due to being SPEEEEEWWWWWWWWW sick, I would just like to say its good to be back.
*toddles into thread, eyes twitch, and barfs up formula*
*rumble*
On the other hand....
....
*rumble*
Let it all out.
<wanders into thread looks around and sees the floor, walls and ceiling covered in vomit>
What the ... <the smell hits>
Why did I come here!?!?
<stumbles out of the thread heaving and gagging while muttering something about it sometimes sucks having the curiosity of a kender>
Mmmm pugglebottom 666 post vomit. Lick lap lick slurp mmmm
splortchorama!
Interestingly, I'm the only thing in this thread that's not filled with vomit.
yeah, but you're full of something.
yeah, but you're full of something.
On a good day!
Wilford Brimley told me to eat this oatmeal...
gnng
huzzah!!!
*eats rotting fish*
Wait for it!
*eats rotting fish*
Wait for it!
I'm open for business!
CHOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
Only if you want them covered in....
...
One day I hope to as noxious as the Barf-man.
[bigger][b]BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Repeats ad nauseam.>
Epic Fail!
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YAAAAAAAAKKKKity YAAAAAAKKKK!!!
(Don't talk back...)
It seems we may soon be needed again...
....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPH!
Hmmmm.....
[b]BLOOOOORRRRG![b]
[zombie]Ah-ha! Epic Fail![/zombie]
oh man its so................
Pathetic? Loserish? Child-like? Wet?
*stresses to force vomit*
*Craps pants instead*
... oh my God... I can't bear to look at who that sock puppet belongs to.
I think I'm gonna...
ugh...
*wait for it*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRphT!
I feel so neglected.
I feel so neglected.
I feel so neglected.
You missed.