With all due mockery, the laws set forth in the Book of Paizo govern the entire messageboard, and it is to those rules that I have pledged my entire legal knowledge. Your paltry claim of authority over a single thread is nothing when compared to that.
The Book of Paizo has absolutely no authority on that happens in this thread. You are basing your entire legal knowledge on that which you know nothing about! The fact that this thread still exists means that the Higher Powers that govern this web site have chosen to give me absolute authority over this thread! I have made it very clear that no one is to reply to this thread, and it is against You are all guilty before the trial even begins...
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With all due mockery, the laws set forth in the Book of Paizo govern the entire messageboard, and it is to those rules that I have pledged my entire legal knowledge. Your paltry claim of authority over a single thread is nothing when compared to that.The Book of Paizo has absolutely no authority on that happens in this thread. You are basing your entire legal knowledge on that which you know nothing about! The fact that this thread still exists means that the Higher Powers that govern this web site have chosen to give me absolute authority over this thread! I have made it very clear that no one is to reply to this thread, and it is against You are all guilty before the trial even begins...
I invoke the law of "nana-nana boo boo, stick you head in doo-doo."
I invoke the law of me and a billion Chinamen don't care
The Book of Paizo has absolutely no authority on that happens in this thread. You are basing your entire legal knowledge on that which you know nothing about! The fact that this thread still exists means that the Higher Powers that govern this web site have chosen to give me absolute authority over this thread! I have made it very clear that no one is to reply to this thread, and it is against You are all guilty before the trial even begins...
Ah, but do you have a flag? No, you didn't. While you were waxing dull from the lawbook of Leafar, the Anarchist Slaadi Potluck Brunch & Hallucinogenic Custard Commune finished inscribing our Nazca runes in the bedrock of this thread. You snoozed, you loosed, it's ours now!
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The Book of Paizo has absolutely no authority on that happens in this thread. You are basing your entire legal knowledge on that which you know nothing about! The fact that this thread still exists means that the Higher Powers that govern this web site have chosen to give me absolute authority over this thread! I have made it very clear that no one is to reply to this thread, and it is against You are all guilty before the trial even begins...Ah, but do you have a flag? No, you didn't. While you were waxing dull from the lawbook of Leafar, the Anarchist Slaadi Potluck Brunch & Hallucinogenic Custard Commune finished inscribing our Nazca runes in the bedrock of this thread. You snoozed, you loosed, it's ours now!
Puffins eat fish. TIER PUFFIN!
Puffins eat fish. TIER PUFFIN!
It's quiet in here. Too quiet.
It's quiet in here. Too quiet.
Hands Amby a bullhorn
It's quiet in here. Too quiet.Hands Amby a bullhorn
{holds it to Macaroni's butt} Can you fart Reveille?
{holds it to Macaroni's butt} Can you fart Reveille?It's quiet in here. Too quiet.Hands Amby a bullhorn
No, but I can do an excellent rendition of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
By the Frozen Hells and the Burning Heavens, by the Orb of Oblivion and the Staff of Severius, by the Arrow of Anarchy and the Sword of Salvation, and I hereby shatter the newly established free association zone, and all who dwell within it! Now, you must pay tribute to me, the Lost Lord of Lorkika, Leafar the Lost,
Also, stop posting on this thread...
Did you hear something? I thought I heard a ruckus.
By the Frozen Toast and the Burning Popsicles, by the Orb of Roundness and the Staff of 10 Foot Pokies, by the Arrow of Non-flight and the Spork of Back-Scratchies, and I hereby shatter my sanity, and all who dwell within it! Now, you must pay tribute to me, the Lost Loofa of Spongikus, Leafar the Loon, with all your pocket lint and used bubble-gum!
Also, please continue posting in this thread...
Funny, I don't feel shattered. {checks self} Nope, not shattered. ("Sha-doobie. Shattered, shattered.") The more you try to tighten your grip, the more posts that will slip through your fingers. You have no power here.
You know, Leafar, no one's gonna take you seriously until you prosecute yourself to the fullest extent of your own Law. I'm starting to wonder if you're just pretending to be Lawful... I bet you're really an agent for Chaos. You are, aren't you? It's ok to come out of the Lawful closet.
Oh my.
It even soaks up all this dribble.
One might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
It puts the lotion on its skin, then gets down to funky haus-music.
*un tis un tis un tis un tis*
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
*poops jellybeans*
*flaps menacingly*
I say, I say, son... who here be talkin' bout the law like that? Don't you know about them-thar seperations? You know, the law is always within seven degrees of seperation from Kevin Bacon, and Parker Lewis Can't Lose, ergo NUNYA!
As the good book says, A. Aalison...... 555-1212, Alex Aalison..... 555-5555, Alexander Aalison..... 555-1222.
*toddles through the thread following a bunny rabbit*
With all due mockery, the laws set forth in the Book of Paizo govern the entire messageboard, and it is to those rules that I have pledged my entire legal knowledge. Your paltry claim of authority over a single thread is nothing when compared to that.The Book of Paizo has absolutely no authority on that happens in this thread. You are basing your entire legal knowledge on that which you know nothing about! The fact that this thread still exists means that the Higher Powers that govern this web site have chosen to give me absolute authority over this thread! I have made it very clear that no one is to reply to this thread, and it is against You are all guilty before the trial even begins...
Ah, yes, I finally see what is going on here.
places a phone call to the court-appointed psychiatrist
I'm going to teach you what you need to survive in the dangerous wild of the Paizo messageboard.
Rule number one: Don't feed the Trolls.
Rule number two: Flag it and move on.
Rule number three: There is no PMG but PMG, and Sara Marie is his sweety.
Rule number four: We don't mention <redacted>.
Rule number five: Pie is delicious.
Rule number six: If at first you don't succeed, you probably did it wrong and should read the instruction manual.
Rule number seven: Gravy makes everything gravy.
I... kept this... watch. He wanted you... to have it. I kept it inside my <redacted>.
*leaves a sticky film in his wake*
Magikarp!
*use Splash*
It's Super-Effective.
Good God.
Sorry about the sloshiness under your feet. Jeez, how many rooms do I carpet?
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
Shuh! Like, this thread is soooooooooooooooooo last week.
*attempts to start an internet-energon scam.*
I'm a nigerian prince who needs to get his inheritance, and I need 5,000 cubes of energon in order to gain access to the millions of dollars I have. I'm willing to share half with you if only I could get to the money stored in these swiss bank accounts...
My original name was Mary-Sue Twinklepee.
{carves Leafar's name right after IsaacX's}
Ah, yes, I finally see what is going on here.
places a phone call to the court-appointed psychiatrist
"Hello?"
"Yes, this is Sir Spitsalot! Is this the court-appointed psychiatrist?""Yes, it is! How can I help you?"
"I am afraid that there is a certain person who may be insane and I want you to examine him."
"What sort of insane things is he doing?"
"First of all, he created a thread on the Paizo web site, but he didn't want anyone else to post on it."
"Why did he do that?"
"We don't know; he said it was for personal & private reasons."
"I see...yes, I saw that thread, but I respected the OP's wishes and didn't post on it. Why did you post on it?"
"Well...you see...it was just a joke...it was just so stupid...he must be a Troll or something!"
"Maybe he is and maybe he isn't, but the question you should be asking yourself is this: why did you post on his thread when he asked you not to?"
"I don't know..."
Ah, yes, I finally see what is going on here.
places a phone call to the court-appointed psychiatrist
"Hello?"
"Yes, this is Sir Spitsalot! Is this the court-appointed psychiatrist?"
"Yes, it is! How can I help you?"
"I am afraid that there is a certain person who may be insane and I want you to examine him."
"What sort of insane things is he doing?"
"First of all, he created a thread on the Paizo web site, but he didn't want anyone else to post on it."
"Why did he do that?"
"We don't know; he said it was for [i]personal & private/i] reasons."
"I see...yes, I saw that thread, but I respected the OP's wishes and didn't post on it. Why did you post on it?"
"Well...you see...it was just a joke...it was just so stupid...he must be a Troll or something!"
"Maybe he is and maybe he isn't, but the question you should be asking yourself is this: why did you post on his thread when he asked you not to?"
"I don't know..."
Why yes, doctor, he does appear to be hearing voices.
Is something needs coding?
I was being told there would be donuts.
Also, I should be working on my third degree.
*levitates while meditating*
Clearly Leafar is a leafer or something of that sort, and its only a matter of time before he snaps and starts throwing dead people out of office buildings.
And I can say I helped.
could you replie to the following web adress please?http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizoPublishing/pathfinder/path finderRPG/houseRules/couldYouLookOverThisAdventureTweaksSugjestionsWouldBeH elpful&page=1#3
Actually, no I can't. I am not being difficult, I really can't...and stop posting on this thread too...
A woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to poison you mind with wrong ideas that appeal to you, though I am not unkind." She looked at me; I looked at something written across her scalp, and these are the words that it faintly said as I tried to call for help...
"There's only one thing that I know how to do well, and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well, and that's be you. Be what you're like. Be like yourself. And so I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be whistling in the dark. Whistling in the dark. Whistling in the dark. Whistling in the dark. Whistling in the dark. Whistling in the dark. There's only one thing that I like, and that is whistling in the dark."
I whistled in the dark once......
...and stop posting on this thread too...
For someone who doesn't want posts, you keep posting in the thread to keep it alive.
Poor Leafar. Do you need a hug? How about a wittle fuzzy-wuzzy kitten?
...Do you need a hug? How about a wittle fuzzy-wuzzy kitten?
Well don't look at me.