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My Fellow Paizonians,

Greetings and salutations to you all on this wonderfully glorious Monday morning. I hope that all of your weekend activities were delightful, yet safe. I pen this missive today, not for any lofty purpose, but merely to express my sincere appreciation to all those who make this digital social environment such a convivial and exuberant locale. I certainly hope that, as we move into the future, we can maintain our wit, our grace, and our dedication to all things Pathfindery.

I wish you all a good day and great posting.

Your most humble and unassuming servant,

Vomit Guy

Spoiler:
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!


Ooooohhhhhh.....

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!


You look hungry, dear. I made you a big plate of spaghetti.


*vomits on Bill Lumberg*

BLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFF!

The Exchange

Can we get a mop in isle 3?


Better add aisle 4 to that list....

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPH!

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRG!

....and aisle 5

....and 6

....and 7


SPLOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRF!

YEEEEAAAARRRRGH!

GRUUUUUUUUUULPH!


I almost forgot about thiBBRGRGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRHHHH...


Somehow, our services are always in demand.

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!


Yes, we are very popular....

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!


HHHAARRFFFF!!!


SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


*cough*

*cough*

HUUUUURRRRRRRLLL-*cough*

Meh. That wasn't a very good one.


Vomit Guy wrote:

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

wow, all hail the King!


Butterfrog wrote:
Vomit Guy wrote:

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

wow, all hail the King!

He has an endless supply.

YAAAAK!


Indubitably, my fellow vomiteer!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

The Exchange

And Ilse 4 and 8 and 17 and I thin maybe yes in Ilse 2 as well. Forget the mop, get a fire hose.


No mere hose can do away with my gifts....

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!


Seriously, you need a front-end loader for all of that.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!

And that, too.


SSSSMMUUUUURRRRRRFFFFFF!!!


What a lovely day! The sky is blue. The sun is shining. Why I feel like...

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!


*Passes out ipecac smoothies*

Everybody enjo-HRAAFFF!!!


FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPH


*barfs, then cries, then leaves thread*


What a nice kid....

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!


Xabulba wrote:

*Passes out ipecac smoothies*

Everybody enjo-HRAAFFF!!!

A devoted follower!

SPEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!


basks in the aroma


Ucky, Ucky!

*makes funny face then crawls away*


Mawk?


Dire Rhea wrote:
Mawk?

Ahh! We always appreciate a visit from our close cousin!

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF!!!


Times like this, I'm saddened by being confined to the Off Topics section. There sure are some threads that could use my....input.

BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRPH


KRAWK!


HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRL?

Edit:

Spoiler:
Well, it appears that they have completed my exile. I can't even post in the Zero Word Game anymore. Nothing outside of the Off Topic Section. Not even by accident. Some douche must have complained.

Edit #2:

Spoiler:
Strike that. I can't post outside this thread. Some douche must have complained big time.

Edit #3: WTF?!? Now I can't even post new stuff here!!!!

Edit #4:

Spoiler:
So, wow, this could be my very last post ever. It makes me a little sad. Also a little angry that I might be banned and not some of the other douchey little trolls who post around here.

Oh well, might as well go out with a bang (so to speak)....

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!


What! This is unbelievable! VG is the greatest poster the entire interweb-thingy.

BURN EVERYTHING!
BURN EVERYTHING!
BURN EVERYTHING!

Sets fire to thread!


!

Liberty's Edge

Do they at least tell you that you're banned, why you're banned, or what the nature of the complaint was? That would seem reasonable.


Holey Sheet wrote:
!

Look something to clean up with.

HHHAAARRFFF!!!


No! Maybe it's like Tinkerbell, but instead of applause, Vomit Guy needs us all to spit up our lunch at the same time and with enough enthusiasm that he will be saved!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!!!

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!


In all seriousness, the way they are treating Vomit Guy makes me nauseas.


This thread always makes me hungry


Uh oh...

*barfs, then cries*


Drooly Toddler wrote:

Uh oh...

*barfs, then cries*

Don't worry little one. The master is not in exile. All hail Vomit Guy!!!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!


Good news! Communicated with Teter and he thinks it might be just a glitch. I am not banned!!

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTCH!!!!!!!!


Huzzah!

Huzzah!

HUZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAARRRRFFFFFFUUUUHHHHHHSSSPPPPTTTTHHH!

Mop?


We had a mop, but it dissolved after the last time we used it.


Why won't they just let me dissolve? It burns so much!


Wow, the Ban was for real???...

FREEDOM OF VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMUGGGGGGrHrgHrghrgh...

Glad you are back!


Maybe it was my suggestion of mass vomit that restored Vomit Guy by way of adulation!

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRLLLL!!!


Celebratory UUUUURRRRGGGGNNNNGGGGG_HHAAAFFFFFFF!!! to mark the occasion.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

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