Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
The awesomeness of the Jacks can not be put into stats little one.

Interesting. When did the cult of Sebastian take over the Jacks?


CourtFool wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
The awesomeness of the Jacks can not be put into stats little one.
Interesting. When did the cult of Sebastian take over the Jacks?

It's the other way around. The Dread Lawyer has but a cult of one. Kinda like KC's Best Buddy.

You could stat the Jacks, but then you'd have to keep improving said stats every minute. Even worse than when you chase your own tail. Just trying to save you some work. ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
*gives Jack Hammer a frosty Dark and Stormy*
*checks for anything 'added' to said Dark & Stormy. If safe, drinks it and pats Llamafrog on the head*

You liked it? I added some lemonade to it, and it really improved the taste!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Even worse than when you chase your own tail. Just trying to save you some work. ;)

Proof you have yet to grasp the essence of poodleness.

Begins running in circles, chasing his own tail.


*spins in circles chasing his tail in the opposite direction of CF to make the dizziness 'better'*


*catches own tail*

Gotcha, you son of a bi....

OUCH!


dipshyat.


[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!


sniffs around for a bit, then drops a big landmine


Little Timmy wrote:

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.

*humps a squeaky toy*


I smell a republican mud slinging campaign.


Snarky Poodle wrote:

We poodles have an image to maintain.

*humps a squeaky toy*

Darn right we do. *starts rolling in CDP's landmine*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Little Timmy wrote:

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.

*humps a squeaky toy*

I don't have a collar. Whenever someone puts a collar on me, it falls off.


Runs over to the Jack thread to pee on something.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Little Timmy wrote:

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.

*humps a squeaky toy*

I don't have a collar. Whenever someone puts a collar on me, it falls off.

Don't you worry. We'll get you a plastic one.


wanders back from the Jack thread and drops another big landmine


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Little Timmy wrote:

[A voice from another thread:]

HEHWUHP!

Somebody save me from inside a bad dog's tummy!

Pfft. I don't see "Lassie" written on my collar. I'm not some border collie that comes running whenever some little brat falls in a well or gets eaten by a zombie wolf. We poodles have an image to maintain.

*humps a squeaky toy*

I don't have a collar. Whenever someone puts a collar on me, it falls off.

Don't you worry. We'll get you a plastic one.

Yay! Plastique!


Mmmm....meds.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mmmm....meds.

<Eats some of the meds CDP left>

Guys, am I supposed to be hearing colors?


Oh sure, make fun of the fact that we're color-blind.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure, make fun of the fact that we're color-blind.

Really, I can only see the colors steel and *yum* rust. Everything else is in black and white.


Did someone eat my meds???!!!!!!


Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:
Did someone eat my meds???!!!!!!

Why do you taste so angry?


*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*

Ooh! Massage therapy works too.

*humps Rusty the Poodle*


Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
*humps Bi-Polar Poodle*

Ooh! Massage therapy works too.

*humps Rusty the Poodle*

Mmm...orange.


I was painted orange once...


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was painted orange once...

Was it for a Syracuse game?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was painted orange once...
Was it for a Syracuse game?

No, I happened to walk by as some young kids were spraying graffiti. They spray painted me. I'm pretty sure they were frenchies...


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was painted orange once...
Was it for a Syracuse game?
No, I happened to walk by as some young kids were spraying graffiti. They spray painted me. I'm pretty sure they were frenchies...

Perhaps they were French Syracuse fans. YAP!


G$~#%+ned frenchies....


YAP!


Exactly!


The only good frenchie is a fried frenchie?


CourtFool wrote:
The only good frenchie is a fried frenchie?

Except for the smell!


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
The only good frenchie is a fried frenchie?
Except for the smell!

They smell no matter how you cook them.


The only smell I like coming from a frenchie is the smell of fear.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The only smell I like coming from a frenchie is the smell of fear.

They are capable of other smells?


If you maul them just right (or really just growl a little at them), they'll pee themselves like a 4 year old who just drank a gallon of soda and can't get to the bathroom in time.


Arf!


Llamafrog wrote:
Arf!

Meow!


Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Arf!
Meow!

Yapyapyapyap!!!

*chases poodle-like cat*


Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Arf!
Meow!

*humps the poodle with the speech impediment*


YAP!


Llamafrog wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Arf!
Meow!

Yapyapyapyap!!!

*chases poodle-like cat*

*runs* I'm a poodle! I just ate a cat!


Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Arf!
Meow!
*humps the poodle with the speech impediment*

Wait a minute! I'm a boy dog! You can't....hey, this isn't half bad!


pees on a nearby treant


Hi, fellow poodles! I'm Yankee Poodle!

Went to town on (CDP), and
Riding on a pony (guess who that is)
Stuck his cold nose by CF's butt,
And awarded him a Tony!

YAP!


*sniffs Yankee Poodle's bum*

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