CourtFool in the Dunk Tank


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CourtFool wrote:
Yes, thank you. More distracted by work and Sebastian’s new cult. I am green with envy.

I want to more know more about Sebastian's cult; is he the follower (like Bella Sara Fanboi), is he the leader (Sarcasm is good!), or is he the Demigod of Logic on the Messageboards (I smite you for being so stupid!)?

EDIT: Can we give Sebastian the avatar of Saint Dogbert; Smiter of Stupidity?


Duncan & Dragons wrote:
I want to more know more about Sebastian's cult; is he the follower (like Bella Sara Fanboi), is he the leader (Sarcasm is good!), or is he the Demigod of Logic on the Messageboards (I smite you for being so stupid!)?

Praise Sebastian!

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Probably effective advice. I would rather develop a cult on my own merit though. I accept the masses’ decision should they find me unworthy.
Callous Jack wrote:

Be sure to offer a good 401k plan then.

Cultists need to retire too y'know.

I didn't realize you could cash in a 401k when Ritual Suicide is your idea of retirement.

::Offers some Kool-Aid::


CourtFool wrote:
Duncan & Dragons wrote:
I want to more know more about Sebastian's cult; is he the follower (like Bella Sara Fanboi), is he the leader (Sarcasm is good!), or is he the Demigod of Logic on the Messageboards (I smite you for being so stupid!)?
Praise Sebastian!

Or at least acknowledge him!


Trent Slabaugh wrote:

I didn't realize you could cash in a 401k when Ritual Suicide is your idea of retirement.

Not all cults end in suicide. Just look at Amway and Christianity.


Sometimes I wonder if llamas are over-rated.

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CourtFool wrote:
and Christianity.

Excuse me?

Scarab Sages

Trey wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if llamas are over-rated.

My sister-in-law's younger sister has a deep-seated fear of llamas. I'm thinking of getting her one as a wedding present.


I diswike wwamas.


I wuv wwamas.


Wuvvy wrote:
I wuv wwamas.

*hugs Wuvvy*

Liberty's Edge

poodllama....poodllama.....
liger.....


Wuvvy wrote:
I wuv wwamas.

I diswike Wuvvy.


I wuv Diswiker.

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Callous Jack wrote:
Seldriss wrote:
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
He's actually an Alpaca.

I love alpacas.


Fake Healer wrote:
I love alpacas.

*hugs Fake Healer*

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

CourtFool wrote:
As I noted in another thread, I am feeling particularly snarky this morning. I thought it might be good to turn this around and allow everyone free shots at me. So here I am, in the dunk tank. Feel free to lambast me.

I'd just like to mention that when I read the thread listing, my brain saw "CourtFool in the Drunk Tank." I then enjoyed the mental image of an inebriated poodle imprisoned with hobos.


Fake Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Seldriss wrote:
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
He's actually an Alpaca.
I love alpacas.

I diswike awpacas.


Diswiker wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Seldriss wrote:
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
He's actually an Alpaca.
I love alpacas.
I diswike awpacas.

Now look what you've started.


Vic Wertz wrote:

I'd just like to mention that when I read the thread listing, my brain saw "CourtFool in the Drunk Tank." I then enjoyed the mental image of an inebriated poodle imprisoned with hobos.

I rarely drink alcoholic beverages but the mental image of a sheepish llama surrounded by burly men named 'Bubba' is amusing.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

CourtFool wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:

I'd just like to mention that when I read the thread listing, my brain saw "CourtFool in the Drunk Tank." I then enjoyed the mental image of an inebriated poodle imprisoned with hobos.

I rarely drink alcoholic beverages but the mental image of a sheepish llama surrounded by burly men named 'Bubba' is amusing.

How can you tell the difference between a poodle and a llama?

Sovereign Court

Vic Wertz wrote:
How can you tell the difference between a poodle and a llama?

Llama's have a nasty spitting habit.. course if CourtFool spits, that could just make him a rare breed of Spitting Poodle.

The only way to truly find out is by dissection..

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Vic Wertz wrote:

I'd just like to mention that when I read the thread listing, my brain saw "CourtFool in the Drunk Tank." I then enjoyed the mental image of an inebriated poodle imprisoned with hobos.

Yes but did the image correctly include them playing champions?


*Throws rock*

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
*Throws rock*

Ooh look! The little lizard boy is trying to get people's attention. Isn't he just the cutest thing?!?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Yes but did the image correctly include them playing champions?

I have to find players somewhere.

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CourtFool wrote:


I have to find players somewhere.

i didn't know it was hard to find players. Or are you playing Champion's Millennium ~shivers~


Crimson Jester wrote:
i didn't know it was hard to find players. Or are you playing Champion's Millennium ~shivers~

Wash your mouth out with soap! How dare you speak it aloud.

It is always difficult to find someone willing to play something other than D&D.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
*Throws rock*
Ooh look! The little lizard boy is trying to get people's attention. Isn't he just the cutest thing?!?

He needs his diaper changed btw.


Arise, my pet!

Here is your second chance. I need someplace else to troll other than the civil religious discussion thread.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:

Arise, my pet!

Here is your second chance. I need someplace else to troll other than the civil religious discussion thread.

Come back to the Jack thread.


I said dunked, not punted.


I got punted once. It hurt.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I got punted once. It hurt.

I think all of us have been punted by a Jack or two. YAP!


*Runs around in circles*

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip........


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

*Runs around in circles*

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip........

*joins in the fun by chasing CDP* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I got punted once. It hurt.
I think all of us have been punted by a Jack or two. YAP!

Let me at em!


Seldriss wrote:
Well, at least he won't give us any nightmares, unlike the infamous picture of Heathanson...

~wistles innocently and backs away from the thread~


Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
As I noted in another thread, I am feeling particularly snarky this morning. I thought it might be good to turn this around and allow everyone free shots at me. So here I am, in the dunk tank. Feel free to lambast me.
He gets like this about once a month.

Apparently, it is that time again.


I think I'm going to enjoy this thread.


*humps JRHM*

YIP!


Callous Jack wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Arise, my pet!

Here is your second chance. I need someplace else to troll other than the civil religious discussion thread.

Come back to the Jack thread.

You tell'im boss!

*throws an beer bottle (empty of course) at the tank's target*


Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

*humps JRHM*

YIP!

*Punt*

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CourtFool wrote:
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
As I noted in another thread, I am feeling particularly snarky this morning. I thought it might be good to turn this around and allow everyone free shots at me. So here I am, in the dunk tank. Feel free to lambast me.
He gets like this about once a month.
Apparently, it is that time again.

What did you do this time?


Crimson Jester wrote:
What did you do this time?

Not being a fountain, but a drain.

Just kind of asking myself why I post here and if I really have something of value to add.


CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
What did you do this time?

Not being a fountain, but a drain.

Just kind of asking myself why I post here and if I really have something of value to add.

~looks around to make sure no one is watching, then checks for any cameras or the like~ Ug! I do not want to say this! ~exhailes and grimaces, then speaks~

Spoiler:
I am glad that you are here and would hate for you to leave!

~grins and runs~


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

*humps JRHM*

YIP!

*Punt*

YIP!

GRRRR!


CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
What did you do this time?

Not being a fountain, but a drain.

Just kind of asking myself why I post here and if I really have something of value to add.

*nuzzles CF*


I was locked in a tank once. Thanks for bringing THAT memory back to me......


*sniffs CF's -----*

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