{sighs} Thankfully, I've had all my clothes Scotchgard-ed.*humps Ambrosia's leg*
EDIT: New page, starting with a hump! YAP!
*sniffs Ambrosia's bum*
Yap!
Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?
*enjoys laying in the sun doing nothing*
Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?
*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*
You were saying?
Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*
You were saying?
*humps Shadow Pelt while it plays with the Boss*
*humps Shadow Pelt while it plays with the Boss*Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*
You were saying?
*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*
*NOMNOMNOMNOM*
*humps Shadow Pelt while it plays with the Boss*Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*
You were saying?
*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*
*NOMNOMNOMNOM*
*humps swarm*
*those that survive blow up, due to werewolf DNA infusion*
GRRRR!
*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*
*NOMNOMNOMNOM*
{casts Domo Kun Swarm to chase and eat shadow kittens}
Hey, Bi-Polar Poodle, you aren't a 1st-level Commoner, are you?
*Scratching and biting ensues.*
That kind of tickles. Do it again! Do it again!
Kitties probably play 4e.
You know…'cause it's on a level they can understand.
And they love moving the little figures around.
*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*
*NOMNOMNOMNOM*{casts Domo Kun Swarm to chase and eat shadow kittens}
Hey, Bi-Polar Poodle, you aren't a 1st-level Commoner, are you?
No such thing as a common poodle!
*humps SDS*
One time a kitty took my squeaky toy.
I think she was French.
You know…I think all kitties originated from France.
Yap! Yap! Yap!
Jacks play 4e too.
'cause, you know, it is dumbed down enough to play even when you are drunk.
Jacks play 4e too.
Of all the cruel things you've said to the Jacks, that was the worst.
Kitties probably play 4e.
We made 4e because we thought you poodles would be able to understand it.
Well, you and all of Jack's other cronies win. You have dragged me down to your level. Congratulations.
You know…I think all kitties originated from France.
Yap! Yap! Yap!
{pops in munching a croissant and sipping wine} Mon Dieu, you doggies are peu un fou!
We made 4e because we thought you poodles would be able to understand it.
Shush you! Giving away all our zecrets!
Kitties probably play 4e.We made 4e...
Aha!
pops in munching a croissant and sipping wine} Mon Dieu, you doggies are peu un fou!
Speak American!
Jacks play 4e too.Of all the cruel things you've said to the Jacks, that was the worst.
And here I thought he was being cruel to 4e.
Well, you and all of Jack's other cronies win. You have dragged me down to your level. Congratulations.
Come down here! There's more poop to roll in!
Well, you and all of Jack's other cronies win. You have dragged me down to your level. Congratulations.Come down here! There's more poop to roll in!
Yay! *makes a running jump into a huge landmine* *rolls*
Goddamn frenchies.....grrrrr.
Goddamn frenchies.....grrrrr.
Have you spotted this one?
Yap! Yap! Yap!
takes some meds then drops a nice landmine
Goddamn frenchies.....grrrrr.Have you spotted this one?
I wonder what your followers would think if they found out you were a French Poodle.
I wonder what your followers would think if they found out you were a French Poodle.
In another reality, where, I actually am a French poodle? I imagine they would be very unhappy. Especially Clinically Depressed Poodle.
Why? Have you found such a reality?
Why? Have you found such a reality?
Let me guess. It lies at the bottom of a bottle of Tequila.
I wonder what your followers would think if they found out you were a French Poodle.Goddamn frenchies.....grrrrr.Have you spotted this one?
*gasp*
<Points at Court Fool>
Pretender! Charlatan!
I wonder what your followers would think if they found out you were a French Poodle.Goddamn frenchies.....grrrrr.Have you spotted this one?
*tilts head to the side*
Oh great. Paizo's version of Birthers.
Ayap!
Oh great. Paizo's version of Birthers.
What? I bet the nice, honest Jack has real proof...
*licks Rusty the Poodle. Goes for some Rust-off*
*licks Rusty the Poodle. Goes for some Rust-off*
Thanks, Llamafrog, but you don't have to do that.
<Disintegrates a lawn chair and eats the remains>
See, the rust is all gone.
I would expect these kinds of antics from Republicans. I just had no idea Jacks were even that intelligent.
Not the one in my tongue...and please keep those hairy antenae away... they tickle
It must be a sliding scale.
Not the one in my tongue...and please keep those hairy antenae away... they tickle
Oops, sorry. It's like they have a mind of their own.
It must be a sliding scale.
<Tongue lolls out of Rusty's mouth>
*drool*
I would expect these kinds of antics from Republicans. I just had no idea Jacks were even that intelligent.
Insult us all you want Courtfool. You know the truth that I speak.