What ordering lunch looks like...

Tue, Aug 13, 2013 at 10:26 AM Pacific

...when you have eleven people to order for!

Liz Courts
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Unwich?

Paizo Employee Developer

Never eaten at Jimmy John's?

Liberty's Edge

I'm also wondering what an unwich is. If I order one with nothing on it do I just get a wrapper?

Edit: ah yes, so, I'll take an unwich with just lettuce please!


It's a sandwich with lettuce wrap instead of bread. BAsically, a healthier sandwich.


Mark Moreland wrote:
Never eaten at Jimmy John's?

Well I have but I was curious as to where the hell you guys eat at. Like say, McDonald's...or maybe Wendy's?


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This is like 99% of Instagram only without the sepia-toned pictures of the actual lunches


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Reads just like our office orders for JJ's. :)


Mark Moreland wrote:
Never eaten at Jimmy John's?

Nope. But a Jimmy John's did just open nearby. I'll try it out.

Sovereign Court

I used to go to a restaurant with my whole work group, 12-16 of us, the waitress never wrote anything down, all kinds of special requests and I don't recall her ever getting anything wrong. Just amazing.


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You're right, it is lunch time!

And Jimmy John's sounds like a mighty fine idea....

Scarab Sages

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Poor folks, having to eat Jimmy Johns...

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Tasty as long as you aren't a wild animal. (warning, link contains pictures of dead elephant and leopard).

Paizo Employee Developer

Beats not getting lunch.


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Well, we can certify Jeff as slightly deranged. Extra mayo...

Shadow Lodge

The only Jimmy John's here is downtown and won't deliver to my office. Since I refuse to go downtown because I am sane, I don't get to get any.


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What? No wild speculation about why Mike's order had to be covered up with Sharpies?

Sczarni

Sara Marie wrote:
Tasty as long as you aren't a wild animal. (warning, link contains pictures of dead elephant and leopard).

I didn't know about this. Thank you, Sara.


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Sara Marie wrote:
Tasty as long as you aren't a wild animal. (warning, link contains pictures of dead elephant and leopard).

:-( Won't be eating there again.

Grand Lodge

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It's like making a chow run for the platoon.


No mayo?!

No tomato? No lettuce?

*sigh*

Weirdos...

Silver Crusade

I'll have a #17, no mayo, no tomato, add onions and brown mustard. Jimmy Johns is ordered FAR too often here, lol.

Liberty's Edge

Jam412 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Tasty as long as you aren't a wild animal. (warning, link contains pictures of dead elephant and leopard).
:-( Won't be eating there again.

Why, because the guy goes hunting?

Sovereign Court

Is there anything going on at GENCON on Wednesday...?

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo orders kosher? THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

Contributor

Of course Cosmo's order is the longest of all of them. I bet everyone was sitting around hungry at GenCon, blaming Cosmo for their lack of nourishment.

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HangarFlying wrote:
Jam412 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Tasty as long as you aren't a wild animal. (warning, link contains pictures of dead elephant and leopard).
:-( Won't be eating there again.
Why, because the guy goes hunting?

You mean because the guy goes MURDERING!!!!!11!!

Silver Crusade

You know you need a break when ordering lunch requires a combat pad.

Liberty's Edge

This of course leads to the blame game where the person actually going out to get the stuff is blamed because somehow they got the order wrong ... :)


You know, I can't help but be glad that the Paizo team types everything. Neat handwriting doesn't seem to be very important.

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Tels wrote:
You know, I can't help but be glad that the Paizo team types everything. Neat handwriting doesn't seem to be very important.

My handwriting is perfectly legible compared to some of my coworkers--and this was for my reference when placing the order, not for general consumption. :-P


Liz Courts wrote:
Tels wrote:
You know, I can't help but be glad that the Paizo team types everything. Neat handwriting doesn't seem to be very important.
My handwriting is perfectly legible compared to some of my coworkers--and this was for my reference when placing the order, not for general consumption. :-P

Why do I get the feeling Cosmo's handwriting can only be translated by those who have gone insane?


No Mayo? Everything goes better with Mayo, .... well almost Everything.
And is there an anti-tomato League at Paizo? Kosher dill? ;-)

Liz Courts I just love blog posts like this.
I would have loved being there.


I miss Jimmy Johns :(

I moved home earlier this year and we don't have one nearby :(((


Mark Moreland wrote:
Never eaten at Jimmy John's?

I prefer Milio's ;)


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Cheapy wrote:
It's a sandwich with lettuce wrap instead of bread. BAsically, a healthier sandwich.

Really though, the bread isn't really the unhealthy part...

Silver Crusade

Zark wrote:

No Mayo? Everything goes better with Mayo

becomes violently ill

Shadow Lodge

Zark wrote:
And is there an anti-tomato League at Paizo?

If there is, I support it.

Grand Lodge

I used to get the unwiches all the time, but was always kinda bummed they dont' make the sandwich cheaper.


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HangarFlying wrote:
Jam412 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Tasty as long as you aren't a wild animal. (warning, link contains pictures of dead elephant and leopard).
:-( Won't be eating there again.
Why, because the guy goes hunting?

Sort of, yeah. It has more to do with what he is hunting and why though. Hunting for sport rubs me the wrong way. I've done it myself and really regret it. Also, elephants and leopards are awesome.

Grand Lodge

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Why is Mike's order a secret? Did he order the baby seal meatloaf or something equally as evil?


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Skeld wrote:
Why is Mike's order a secret? Did he order the baby seal meatloaf or something equally as evil?

Mike had the braised elephant and leopard pate. :-)


Mikaze wrote:
Zark wrote:

No Mayo? Everything goes better with Mayo

becomes violently ill

That also goes better with Mayo [Sic!].

Grand Lodge

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Only because mayo has no taste, thus it is pretty much like adding air to your sandwich.


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Only because mayo has no taste, thus it is pretty much like adding air to your sandwich.

Might I suggest that you try eating a nice big spoonful of plain mayo?

Grand Lodge

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I may as well eat caulk.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Only because mayo has no taste, thus it is pretty much like adding air to your sandwich.

American mayo must be quite different from what we have here...


Apparently it is. I’ve tried Hellmann's Mayonnaise and it didn’t taste much and the texture was a bit like wiped cream, not at all like Swedish, Danish, French, German, Italian or English mayo. Perhaps all American mayo is tasteless.


You can get good mayo here, but you have to search a bit. That or make your own.


Well, Hellmann's mayonnaise sold in Poland is quite good but I prefer "Kielecki" personally.

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