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The Exchange

Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)

"NOPE! DEFINITELY NOT COMMON!"

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

"NO NO NO NO KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT NO NO NO NO BAD"

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

"Calm down, Hoo; I'm sure... potentially sure we can work something out with this... thing." Zahd walks up the stairs, casting comprehend languages. "I've never talked with a fish before, but that certainly won't stop me now." Zahd tries to make a gesture of greeting towards the fish.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

If you like, we can say that Zahd cast comprehend languages early on in the negotiations, allowing you to read, maybe even translate the Aquan spoilers.

Dark Archive

Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1  | HP 14/14 | AC 17  T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision  | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)

Stefan feels a slight shiver as Zahd's spell takes effect and he tries to communicate with the fish again.

"Let us try it one more time. Hello? Can you understand me?" the warpriest accompanies his question with some exaggerated motions. He looks like a fish flopping around out of water.

Liberty's Edge

M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Spells:
1st level 2/2: bless, protection from evil, [open slot]; 0th level; create alcohol, guidance, stabilize

"Try and talk to it, but if that doesn't work..." Xavier puts his hand on the hilt of his rapier. "And it would obviously be Blubberoneans!"

The Exchange

Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)

Stefan, Comprehend Languages is a Personal spell, so Zahd is the only one who can understand Goldie

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

Could we go with Zahd casting Comprehend languages after the fish first started speaking?

"Firstly: Stefan, you may want to step back; it seems angry... no, scared... no... It doesn't seem to like you, for whatever reason. Secondly: I can hear what it's saying, but I can't speak back, so we're going to have to find some way to communicate with it. And thirdly, from my little experience, it must be blubbernean; it just makes sense."

Liberty's Edge

Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Extracts:
3 unprepared

Hoping that opposites attract, Boomer tries to communicate using the language of his forebearers.

Ignan:
"He...ey there Mr. F...f...fish thing. Wha...t do you want here?"


The Visual
Zahd Mullman wrote:
Could we go with Zahd casting Comprehend languages after the fish first started speaking?

Sure.

Boomer Forgehammer wrote:
Hoping that opposites attract, Boomer tries to communicate using the language of his forebearers.

?!?!?

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

"Zahd, what is it saying?"

Hoo climbs down from the shelf and runs as fast as she can through the water to try to get to a shelf on the other side (double move). If possible she attempts to climb the bookshelf to get a better vantage point, not expecting to be able to see the fish, but trying to avoid the possibility of being hit by an attack that would also hit Vossik.

climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

"It's mostly just irritated that we couldn't understand it."

Zahd mimes out a few gestures at the fish; his hand moving away from his mouth, pointing towards himself and then shaking his head and crossing his arms. He pauses, then gestures a hand moving away from his mouth, points at the grodair and then giving two thumbs up and nodding.


The Visual

dice:
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

The fish watches Zahd for several minutes....

It smiles (an odd sight on a sofa-sized fish creature's face) and nods. It pats Zahd on the head with one thick tentacle, and then straining returns to pumping out even more water.

Wisdom checks (DC 12) everyone.

Dark Archive

Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1  | HP 14/14 | AC 17  T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision  | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)

Stefan stops midway through a movement finally realizing he wasn't the target of the spell and just probably succeeded in embarrassing himself. The warpriest steps back to allow Zahd to speak.

The Exchange

Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)

Wisdom: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (4) + 0 = 4

Whelp.

Vozzik shouts over the water sounds, "I'M STARTING TO THINK HOO HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!"

Liberty's Edge

M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Spells:
1st level 2/2: bless, protection from evil, [open slot]; 0th level; create alcohol, guidance, stabilize

Wisdom: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

"AGREED!"

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

Wisdom: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (14) + 0 = 14

Zahd seems incredibly confused and simply at a loss for words after being patted on the head by a fish.

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

Wisdom: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

Hoo aims an arrow between the bookcases.

"TIME IS UP. GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE, KNOCK DOWN THE SHELVES."


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Zahd Mullman wrote:
Zahd seems incredibly confused and simply at a loss for words after being patted on the head by a fish.

Zahd:
Well, the creature certainly has intelligence (of a sort), and clearly speaks something, if only it was capable of speaking some other more common language as well, the way well-bred humanoids do. If only....
Liberty's Edge

Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Extracts:
3 unprepared

Wisdom: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Being very unfamiliar with the ways of fish or any other aquatic beings, for that matter, he sees the pat on the head as perhaps a love thing. "Uh, Za...zaa..hd. I think it likes you."

Dark Archive

Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1  | HP 14/14 | AC 17  T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision  | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)

"Let us not be too hasty. It did respond, sort of." Stefan says trying to hold the others back.

Wisdom: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

Zahd quickly regains his wits. "I concur; we must make an attempt at diplomacy, especially considering that it can speak. It must understand some other language..."

Zahd concentrates on remembering his studies of language, and attempts a greeting in Elven, Celestial, Draconic and Sylvan.


The Visual

The creature looks at Zahd in the same way the elf might look at a lobster if it started talking to him. The creature begins to burble anew but in a markedly different tongue.

Sylvan:
"Oh! So you can speak Common! That's remarkable! I am Mistress Koi. Now you and your school... er, family... pets perhaps, best move. I'm about to flood the area."

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

Zahd initially seems relieved, but as the grodair finishes its sentence he is struck by horror. "It wants to fully flood the archives! Well, I suppose it's not that surprising... but it's still worrying!"

Sylvan:
"No, don't! This area is an archive, filled with great knowledge, and it would all be lost were this area to be flooded; we can find you another area to settle into!"

I assume this might require Diplomacy

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21


The Visual

Mistress Koi blinks all of her eyes at once, and looks around.

Sylvan Subtitles (because I am assuming Zahd translates at least the big picture, though he can do otherwise should he choose to) "'Settle?' In this mess!? Oh no no no. I am on an important mission for my Maker. I am charged with keeping the notorious rogue, um, er--hm. Now don't tell me! It's on the tip of my tongue. Silly name. Rhymes with 'orange', or 'rainbow' I think.... Hmmm.... ...."

This goes on for a while as she ponders.

She looks up from her thoughts after a while and says [ooc]Sylvan subtitles [b]"Oh, hello. Were we discussing something? Sorry? I don't remember getting your name. I seem to have lost my train of thought. Ah! No, I remember! Whatshisname! He won't get a way from me!" Then she waddles on her tentacles over to the railing and shouts in nearly subsonic boom "YOU HEAR THAT YOU--YOU MALEFACTOR, YOU! I'LL FLOOD YOU OUT!"

The waterworks begin again in earnest.

Dark Archive

Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1  | HP 14/14 | AC 17  T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision  | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)

"Zahd, who is she looking for and why does she need to flood the archives to do it? Stefan whispers a question as the elf translates Mistress Koi's words.

His eyes widen as she starts shouting. "WHOA! WHOA! STOP!" he holds his hands out it what he hopes isa nonthreatening manner as he shouts.

The Exchange

Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)

Now that she's up where he can see her, Vozzik shifts his Hypnotic Stare to her, and attempts to demoralize her with an Intimidating Glance.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

"ZAHD, TELL THIS GREAT BLOODY SPIGOT FACTORY WE'D BE HAPPY TO FETCH HER THE FOX IF THAT WILL SHUT HER UP!" The transformation in Vozzik is abrupt and possibly terrifying even to his friends, from genteel and charming to bellowing monster, as all of his intense focus shifts to dissuading Mistress Koi from her course of action.

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

Hoo aims her arrow while exhaling very slowly and very tensely.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Stefan Mariano wrote:

"Zahd, who is she looking for and why does she need to flood the archives to do it? Stefan whispers a question as the elf translates Mistress Koi's words.

His eyes widen as she starts shouting. "WHOA! WHOA! STOP!" he holds his hands out it what he hopes isa nonthreatening manner as he shouts.

"♬ Ho, mi ne volis diri al vi knabineto. ♬" Mistress Koi says extending a tentacle toward Stefan. "Via dorlotbesto estas tiel kaŝema, ke ŝi estas adora." she says to Zahd.

Sylvan:
"♬ Oh, I didn't mean you little girl. ♬" Mistress Koi says extending a friendly tentacle toward Stefan. "Your pet is so hideous she's adorable." she says to Zahd.

Vozzik Astrana wrote:
Now that she's up where he can see her, Vozzik shifts his Hypnotic Stare to her, and attempts to demoralize her with an Intimidating Glance.

Visibly shaken by Vozzik's outburst the big fish blurts out "KIEL RUDO!"

Sylvan:
Visibly shaken the big fish blurts out "HOW RUDE!"

dice:
Init (Hoo): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Init (Vozzik): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Init (Xavier): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Init (Zahd): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Init (Stefan): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15
Init (Boomer): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
1d20 - 1 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 1 - 2 = 6

Boomer, Stefan, Zahd, Xavier, Hoo:
The fish creature looks about ready to attack Vozzik. What do you do?

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

Zahd, incredibly horrified, begins shouting (in Sylvan) "PLEASE HOLD OFF ON TURNING OUR LIBRARY INTO A MINOR OCEAN; we can take care of this issue for you so long as you don't BURY US IN A WATERY GRAVE."

Liberty's Edge

M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Spells:
1st level 2/2: bless, protection from evil, [open slot]; 0th level; create alcohol, guidance, stabilize

Xavier gives Vozzik a look, and then steps closer to the creature, discreetly drawing his rapier. He doesn't look as if he's poised to attack it, just that he doesn't want to take any chances. "Zahd, you're the one who can talk to it, so I'll trust your judgement here, but if it doesn't listen, I'm going to cut this thing up into sushi!"

Liberty's Edge

Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Extracts:
3 unprepared

Boomer pulls a flask from his belt, popping the top and downing the contents. His muscles start to pulsate and bulge beneath his loose clothing. His skin thickens and his back hunches a bit. Boomer looks the grodair right in one of several of it's eyes, challenging it to move.

mutagen - +2 AC, +4 Str, -2 Int; 20 min


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Going...

The Exchange

Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)

This would probably be the point where I should point out that if Vozzik is attacked or targeted by a spell that has an attack roll, I can trigger Mesmeric Mirror as a free action even when it's not my turn, which causes a Mirror Image-esque duplicate to appear, and you would need to roll randomly (at this level, 50% miss chance) on the attack roll.

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

"ZAHD SAY A NICE THING!"

Dark Archive

Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.

"Vozzik, whatever it is that you're doing, the grodair does not appreciate it; let her be. I'm going to try and calm her down."

Sylvan:
"Excuse my friend, mistress Koi; we're on edge owing to the threat of a watery death thanks to this flooding! If you could pause for enough time that we could have a civil conversation, I'm sure an agreement could be arranged where this malefactor is caught and we don't die in the process!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11


The Visual

"BONA KANINA FARO! ESTAS LA ĈEJO POR TI!" roars the fish.

Sylvan:
"BAD DOG-THING! IT'S THE HOSE FOR YOU!"

The fish squirts a blast of water in Vozzik's direction that is strong enough to knock one of the bookshelves along the wall behind him over, it tips into the next shelf tipping it into the the next shelf, and so on until....

**CRASH!!!** The echoes go on for sometime time, and the water grows turbulent.

50% miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 37 Assuming Vozzik uses his mesmerism trick.

This in turn allows those who are armed, and in range to make Attacks of Opportunity against Mistress Koi, if they so choose.


"Oh-"


"-no."

The two small fishermen cling to their raft as the waters grow rough.

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

"RRAAAAAAH!"
Hoo fires an arrow at Mistresss koi.

Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage: 1d8 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

Liberty's Edge

M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Spells:
1st level 2/2: bless, protection from evil, [open slot]; 0th level; create alcohol, guidance, stabilize

Xavier immediately jumps into action, deftly swinging at the fish with his rapier.

Rapier: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13, 1d4 ⇒ 4

Liberty's Edge

Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Extracts:
3 unprepared

Casey swings his earth breaker at the grodair. "E..evil water fish thingy!"

cold iron earth breaker: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
B damage: 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (3, 2) + 5 = 10


The Visual
Hoo Hullo wrote:

"RRAAAAAAH!"

Hoo fires an arrow at Mistresss koi.

Sure, Hoo had readied her action. Don't forget there's a -4 to fire into melee, and another -4 because of all the soft cover standing in the way (unless your PC has the right feats, of course). It didn't really matter this time, but keep it in mind for later.

Xavier "the Drunkard" Elington wrote:
Xavier immediately jumps into action, deftly swinging at the fish with his rapier.

Also, there is cover granted by hard corners. Again, it didn't matter this time.

An arrow streaks out from behind Boomer's left ear and embeds itself into a text upon the nearest shelf entitled Art of the Deal. Xazier's rapier bends against the thing's scales.

Realizing just how precarious his position is in-between the enraged piscean and his own allies, Boomer lashes out with his hammer, gaining the creature's attention. All four of the fish's eyes lock onto the alchemist. Then water wells up in those big glassy eyes, and runs down the fish's jowls like mountain streams. Then she begins hysterically bawling.

"AL MI! ATAKTO! MI ESTAS ATAKTITA!" The fish bellows in her deep basso into Boomer's face spraying him with seawater.

Sylvan:
"HELP! ASSAULT! I'M BEING ASSAULTED!"


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Round 1! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Vozzik
__ Boomer
__ Stefan
__ Zahd
__ Xavier
__ Hoo

__ The Biggest Fish in the Pond -10 hp

Map updated

Liberty's Edge

Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Extracts:
3 unprepared

Boomer brings back around his earth breaker for another go at the gross thing in front of him.

cold-iron earth breaker: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
B damage: 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (5, 5) + 5 = 15

Liberty's Edge

M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Spells:
1st level 2/2: bless, protection from evil, [open slot]; 0th level; create alcohol, guidance, stabilize

Xavier runs around the other side of the bookshelves. There, he draws upon Cayden's blessing to help the party, and ease his hangover.

Casting bless. It gets everyone on the mezzanine, but I think that Vozzik and Hoo are out of range. Everyone else gets a +1 to attack rolls and saves against fear. I think Xavier may also provoke an AoO by moving? Also, he should be flanking with Stefan now.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Xavier "the Drunkard" Elington wrote:
... I think Xavier may also provoke an AoO by moving? ....

Technically no, because cover works both ways, but because Xavier wouldn't have gotten one either we'll let the big fish have one go against him to make it fair.

tentacle slap v Xavier (cover, shaken): 1d20 + 6 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 6 - 2 - 4 = 20 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
THREAT!
confirm?: 1d20 + 6 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 - 2 - 4 = 6 additional damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Trip?: 1d20 + 11 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 - 4 = 13 Hit, no crit. not tripped.

Xavier "the Drunkard" Elington wrote:
Also, he should be flanking with Stefan now.

And no, because of cover. Do you have 5 more feet of movement?

The fish slaps Xavier hard on the back, nearly tripping him up.

The Exchange

Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)

Boomer's AOO hit is supplemented with an additional 2 precision damage from Vozzik's Painful Stare as a free action, and his Mirror Duplicate continues to be in effect for another 19 rounds.

Vozzik's focus barely seems to flicker as the immense jet of water barely misses him. Instead he shouts "My destiny is not so easily subsumed, Grodie!" and casts Cause Fear, DC 16.

Don't forget her will save is lowered by the Hypnotic Stare

Dark Archive

Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.

Hoo realizes that she's no longer in a great situation to attack from a distance and attempts to leap from bookshel to bookshelf on the way to the mezzanine
Based on my understanding, it would be possible to jump the 5 or so foot gap between the bookshelf in the top right corner of the room to the railing at the top left corner of the mezzanine. This seems to me like an acrobatics roll, and probably requires a double move.

acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

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