We be Goblins Free! (Inactive)

Game Master Baerlie

Moving closer Poog casts soundburst at the beast. [dice=SBdc15 resist]1d8[/ooc]

SBdc15 resist: 1d8 ⇒ 8

Poog moves closer and casts a spell. Suddenly you see the construct shake.
Fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Round 2
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
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Effigy -29HP stunned 1R
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Poog & Nord

Reta steps back, and shoots the effigy again!

Bow, Adamantine Arrow: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 7 + 1 = 22, for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 damage.
Bow, Adamantine Arrow: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 1 = 9, for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 damage.

As does Chuffy with another magic flaming bolt!

Mwk X-bow Ranged vs Effigy: 1d20 + 1 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 10 = 19 
Damage?: 1d3 + 1 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 5 = 9 
addtl. burn damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

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Reta shoots two adamantine arrows at the strange construct and one of them hits. Also Chuffy's burning bolt hits the mech beast.

Round 2
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
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Effigy -39HP stunned 1R
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Poog & Nord

Moving carefully closer Poog drinks his elexier of fire breath.

Mogmurch hurls his final bomb at the effigy hoping it will burn down.

Bomb: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 7 + 1 = 162d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4) + 3 + 1 = 10

While Poog downs one of his elixiers Mogmurch hurls his last bomb at the effigy. The bomb hits the mechanic thing mombs a dent into the object's iron belly.

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
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Effigy -44HP
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Poog & Nord

Reta hustles around the effigy, and picks up one of her arrows that missed.

Since I don't actually have anything else that can hurt it...

Reta moves around the effigy and picks up an arrow.

Round 3
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
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Effigy -44HP
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Poog & Nord

Chuffy loads the last of his magic flaming bolts and lets fly...

Mwk Hand Crossbow Sneak Attack +1 flaming bolts
Mwk X-bow Ranged SA vs Construct: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 10 + 1 = 22
Damage?: 1d3 + 5 + 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 5 + (6, 1) + 1 = 14
Additional Flame Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

@Chuffy: Where is the +5 on damage rolls coming from?

@Chuffy: Where is the +5 on damage rolls coming from?

an unfortunate misinterpretation of the Weapon Finesse feat... The dex bonus is added to melee attacks, not ranged attacks! Sorry! Baerlie, how shall I be punished?

If the effigy is still standing, Chuffy will get a kick in his ****. ;)

I was about to offer the rope punishment from casino royale.. but thats also nice.

Autsch :O

Chuffy loads his last flaming bolt into the crossbow and shoots at the effigy. With a last metallic groan the strange machine begins to fall, it stumbles a few steps towards Chuffy and breaks down, covering the goblin rogue with smoldering coals, hot steam, burning wood and a skull which looks like Vorka's.
Fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1 lol

With the goblin chief effigy destroyed, the goblins of the Birdcruncher tribe slowly slink from their hiding places, ready once again to cheer their beloved chieftains. They bowed and scraped at their fearless leaders before, but now — after witnessing the destruction of the fireworks-laden monstrosity — the goblins of the Birdcruncher tribe would follow you into Hell. It takes a bit of time, but with a little cleaning up and additional cooking, the feast goes on with enough eagle pie, rotten apple cider and, of course, truffle pie.

The End...

Coming Next Summer: We Be Goblins IV: Assault on Hell (a.k.a. The Goblin Invasion of Asmodeus' Summer House...? ;-)