Mogmurch

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Mogmurch hurls his final bomb at the effigy hoping it will burn down.

Bomb: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 7 + 1 = 162d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4) + 3 + 1 = 10


"The bestest gift evers. Something to make boom!"

Bomb Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 162d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 5) + 3 = 13


Sounds Good


Mogmurch steps back and lobs a fire bomb at the vine.

ReadiedBombDC15 or Catch on fire: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 1 = 152d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1, 4) + 3 + 1 = 9

Touch Attack


Will be going on Vacation for 10 days. Feel free to Bot me as I will be unable to post.


Mogmurch moves up near Chuffy and readies to bomb the Harpy once it gets within 30ft

ReadiedBombDC15 or Catch on fire: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 1 = 262d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (4, 3) + 3 + 1 = 11


Will: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (9) + 0 = 9
GMStarRe-roll: 1d20 + 0 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 0 + 2 = 17

"Song makes Mogmurch fuzzy. But mogmurch not let it!" Mogmurch seems annoyed.


"Yes YES! TO THE RUINZ!" Mogmurch cheerfully agrees.


"Off we goes to get the biggest!" Mogmurch seems happier than he has been in days with all the new shinies.


I don't like smelly tribe of smelly stoopidz. We need grander tribe with shiney stoopidz! Mogmurch plays with the jewlery "For now we go but, I will make thems much more shiney."


Mogmurch grabs all the shiny things and attempts to put them all on. "All worship Mogmurch now. Shiniest of shininess!"


Mogmurch will bomb the green bandit on his next turn.

BombGreeenDC15: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 1 = 262d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1) + 3 = 8

Given my instruction and roll to speed things up


"Mogmurch goto PAX Prime. Be gonne this many days." He holds up five fingers. "Master be good and bot Mogmurch yes?"

Mogmurch blows up enemies and tries not to blow up allies. He uses selective bombs for this.

Mogmurch tries not to die.


BombRed: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 1 = 212d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 1) + 3 = 9

DC15 Ref of catch on fire


Mogmurch readies an explosive bomb (10ft Radius, DC 15 Reflex or catch on fire) and will throw it into the face of the first human or horse to come within 30 ft.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 232d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 5) + 3 = 9


"Damdit Pinkies haves all the truffles and beat on nord. I say we blow em up and have pink stew with truffles." Mogmurch says with a toothy grin.


Perception: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 1 = 291d3 + 0 ⇒ (2) + 0 = 2


"Last Little Doggie is mine!"

Fireworks: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (11) + 9 - 6 = 14


"Last ones is the bestest!"
FireworksDog: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (13) + 9 - 6 = 16


I will be gone from Friday till potentially Monday evening if the weather is good. Botting instructions are as follows.

Be silly.

Try not to die.

Blow things up. Preferably things that are not on my "team"


"Minez is broke! Mogmurxh slaps shakes the candle vigorously before aiming at another dog

Fireworkz: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 6 = 13


"Ha burn the biggest of them. Burn it goods!"
Perception: 1d20 + 9 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 9 - 2 - 4 = 6

Dang it


yes I am not quite sure what happened to Reta and the GM


"SHARE! I DON'T SHARE! Go get me morez or nord gets to see if youz taste like bacons." Mogmurch is most displeased at the single item.


"Stupids ugly gnomies go boom!"

Ride: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 9 - 4 = 14
AlchemistFire: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 181d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

"If you don't wins I mma gonna eats you!" Mogmurch yells at the goblin dogs as he pushes for the finish.

Ride: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 9 - 4 = 24
Ride: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 9 - 4 = 19


"Faster dumb animal. Faster!"

Ride: 1d20 + 9 - 5 ⇒ (17) + 9 - 5 = 21


Alrighty then


His head coming off next! haha

Work can be a drag. Seems we need a replacement Poog.


Mogmurch cackles wildly and grabs snortlick. He forces the goblin dog to eat some of his pickled leeches. Eat lots of leeches. This will give him extra strength!

"Never gonna beat me. Mogmurch has the most brains and least fats."

Ride: 1d20 + 9 - 5 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 5 = 19

Forgot your no saddle penalty


"Whatz tha thing the biggun pinkies say in der stage storiez. The head must go off?" Mogmurch seems puzzled but, excited that he might get to blow something up.


Burn the servers! Burn them for their insolence!


"Ha ha Swing Swing Chop Chop. Take his head off off off!" Mogmurch chants maniacally.


"Doth? Dispare? Such pretty wordies Chuffy. Too pretty for your ugly mouth. Mogmurch breaks out in mad laughter almost dropping a bomb but, snatching it at the last moment.


Ah thats cool. Its hard to tell whose who with all the aliases.


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