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Oh my!

Thanks for reminding me, I will assume he drank the potion, and give him an extra round of bonking due to climbing faster.
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

to sick to go to the hospital so my computer time is mine again. And yes the drinking of the potion was on the agenda along with the rage.

Thank you all for the well wishing. And thank you Twitchy for the poem I needed that. Later I will craft a poetic reply about a pity bonk since Ronk is the barbarian who cannot hit anything.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Yay for having computer time! Boo for being sick.

I for one cannot wait for your epic about the pity bonk...
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Hey gang --

I'm checking in to see how everyone is doing. Medge, Gurp, Ronk, Flamefinger, Wolfwaker?

Ronk, I hope your family member in the hospital is okay. Hugs all around.
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I am here! I hope everyone is doing good. Come back soon Ronk and Flamefingr!!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

I can be back now if you would like. My mom is awake and much better!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy has back her Ronk and her Medge at least! Ronk, I'm so glad your mom is feeling better!

Twitchy hugs both of you, fiercely, then looks around for Gurp and Flamefinger. Are we ready to kill this witch?
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Gurp LIVES!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Awesome... So... Are we at Round 3? Let's bot Flamefinger and go!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Casts Summon GM

BTW, I will be without wi-fi from Friday until Sunday afternoon, off making quilts for charity this weekend.

I'd love to get in one combat post before then!

___________________________________

PS Even the designers of this game like to break out into the occasional musical number!
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Sorry guys, catching up from last weekend...soccer tournament out of town. My younger son (9) and his team won! Will post when I get a chance.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Yay for winning soccer teams!
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Wolfwaker, I think Squishy is at 6, not -7. Did I miss something? I need to know so I can gauge how angry Gurp should be.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I think the math is off too, otherwise Squishy could not climb the ramp.
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Gurp of the Swamp wrote:
Wolfwaker, I think Squishy is at 6, not -7. Did I miss something? I need to know so I can gauge how angry Gurp should be.

Sorry, I meant down 7 from his max, I didn't have the number handy.

Exhausting weekend, maybe can catch up tomorrow.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Hugs. We'll still be here, Wolfie, once you recover from your exhausting weekend.

Though I'm bored out of my mind in jury duty this week. If you don't move us forward, I may just start unloading musical numbers on you until you surrender...

You have been warned!
Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

Hey gang. I owe you all a major apology. I've had a lot happen that's kept me from the boards. We've finally moved into out house but we don't have internet yet. And I've recently found out my best friend may have lymphoma at the ripe old age of 22. So yeah. I at least felt I should let you know why I've been gone so long and may be gone a bit longer. Once we have internet I should be able to rejoin. Sorry everyone! Especially to our gracious GM and the Medgeness!
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Sorry to hear that, friend. Take your time! We'll probably still be here.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

It sounds like you've had a rough time of it.

I am sorry about your friend, and all the stress you are going through right now. And yes, in all likelihood we'll still be here!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Terribly sorry to here that. Take all the time you need I understand. Don't forget to take at least a few minuets for your self in hard times. While you might feel selfish for doing it this is important. And we are slow so we will totally be here.
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Much support to you Flamefinger. I'm glad we have an understanding group. I have a big deadline tomorrow and I'm going with Ben to play Friday Night Magic for his birthday (13!) so I probably won't post anything until Sat. or Sun.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Happy Birthday to Ben!

I wish I had a song ready for him. 13 is a great age!
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Sorry guys, no updates this week. Here is what my family has going on in a one-week period.

One out-of-state-funeral
4 soccer games
2 soccer practices
3 music lessons
1 band lock-in and parent meeting
1 graduation
1 orthodontist visit
1 major surgery (mother-in-law, was successful)
I am managing a funding proposal and a science paper
1 work performance evaluation
1 birthday party
1 out-of-town friend visit
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs
Wolfwaker wrote:

Sorry guys, no updates this week. Here is what my family has going on in a one-week period.

One out-of-state-funeral
4 soccer games
2 soccer practices
3 music lessons
1 band lock-in and parent meeting
1 graduation
1 orthodontist visit
1 major surgery (mother-in-law, was successful)
I am managing a funding proposal and a science paper
1 work performance evaluation
1 birthday party
1 out-of-town friend visit

Oof, what a list! Hope it all goes well. When do we wish to try to reconvene?

I can always just keep posting songs every few days to keep us amused...
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Goodness, that is a long list!

I hope everyone is doing ok!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Do to the chaos of a wedding I am ok with this pause. Best of luck!
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Proposal is due Tuesday so I'll get us started up after that.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Okay, great! Good luck with your proposal!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

I live! And best of luck.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs
Ronk Bonk wrote:
I live! And best of luck.

Yay for life from my favorite Barbarian! How's the wedding going, Ronkness?

male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

It was lovely. There was no rain. It was in a western town so there was a surprise gunfight during the ceremony, it was Awesome!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Happy Wednesday everyone. Let's have... a singing day!

Wednesday, Wednesday, in PBP
Wednesday morning, time for tom foolery
Oh, Wednesday morning, Wednesday morning couldn't guarantee
That Wednesday evening, you would still play here with me

Wednesday, Wednesday, let's seize the day
Wednesday, Wednesday, sometimes goblins go out to slay
Oh, Wednesday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh, Wednesday, Wednesday, will my goblin buddies be here with me?

Every other day, every other day
Every other day I check the boards, yeah
But whenever Wednesday comes
But whenever Wednesday comes
You can find me seeking my goblin horde

Wednesday, Wednesday, in PBP
Wednesday morning, time for tom foolery
Oh, Wednesday morning, Wednesday morning couldn't guarantee
That Wednesday evening, you would still play here with me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day I check the boards, yeah
But whenever Wednesday comes
But whenever Wednesday comes
You can find me seeking my goblin horde

Wednesday, Wednesday, let's seize the day
Wednesday, Wednesday, sometimes goblins go out to slay
Oh, Wednesday, Twitchy won't go away
On this Wednesday, she's here to stay

Oh Wednesday, Wednesday
Oh Wednesday, Wednesday

Read more: The Mamas & The Papas - Monday Monday Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Okay, that was my song contribution this morning.

Who here is still alive? Can we have a roll call of everyone?
Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Still here! Just been super busy lately.
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Same here, I'm around but really busy this week
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

The wedding is over and I am back to having no life
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

So that's all four of us! Wolfwaker, how are things looking for you?
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Hey guys! Still alive. Sorry for the delay. I hope this week to restart us.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

That is great news!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Awesome!
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Yay!
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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk is sorry for the failed plan
But you let Ronk be the front man
Swinging in a frightful rage
Ronk ignored the words of the Twitchy
And now to her he will try to assuage
Before she gets a little fidgety
Then starts to throw around the boom
And ushers Ronk into a tomb!
But if she does this she will not know
What disobedient little Ronk is like down below! ;)
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Oh my!

That was excellent, Ronk!

BTW... Your song reminds me... Have you used your free reroll yet? The one that Wolfie gave you for "Let it Bonk?" I think that now is the time to reroll that last to hit, and see if you can kill Vorka before she summons in another swarm.

Heck, I'm willing to donate MY free reroll to this cause as well if Wolfie will let me.
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

I await the words of kindness from my GM
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Sadly not quite a pity bonk song, it turned into something else but here we go

What have We done? What have We done?
How could We be so wrong?
All this bonking, where was Ronk?
Missed it all, missed it all.
Everything's gone all wrong
What have We done? What have We done?
Find a deep hole to live in,
and later Gurp will find Us
Only bones and a stick
with not a drop of blood around
But Ronk never meant for all this failing,
never!
and nobody really understood,
well, how could they?
That all Ronk ever dreamed of
was to be the Goblin Hero!
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Well, what the heck, We went and did Our best.
And by Barghest, We bonked that Squealy's head in
And for a moment, why,
We even won her heart
and at least We slept holding her one night
We did!
And for the first time since We don't remember when
We felt like the world was ours.
And Us, Ronk, the Bonking Hero...
That's right, We is the Bonking Hero! Hah! Hah! Hah!
And We just can't wait until Vorka is dead
'cause Twitchy had an idea that will make us so happy!
and, by Barghest, We're really gonna give it all Our best!
Uh-oh, We didn't listen though
And Vorka is still standing
Ronk hopes there's still time to set things right….
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Just as a note I'm leaving early tomorrow morning on vacation. I'll be back on Monday. Bot me as necessary!
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Medge, enjoy your vacation! Where are you headed?

Ronk, there is no need for all that sadness. Twitchy still loves you. In fact, Twitchy hopes that we will have a tiny bit of time at level 2 at the end of the module so that she can get you and the other party members airborne, just for fun!
male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Have fun Medge!

And it was supposed to be a pity bon song. But it became something else. Flying will be awesome.
Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

It will be the awesomest!

Twitchy loves her group.
Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I'm going to New York. I'm very excited! I've never gone before but I've always wanted to.
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