The Goblin Games/We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master Wolfwaker

I've never rolled a zero before. I'm pretty proud of myself!

Twitchy's rolls were almost as impressive, Medge.

We be a great goblin team!

Twitchy

And it was awesome!

Remember, we're Goblins. We're supposed to be pathetic.

At least Gurp will keep us all alive. (Though his roll was impressively bad on survival too.)

Gurp, what did you do to the Paizo dice roller? Is it a vengeful ex or something?

Twitchy

Well, I sort of punched the dice roller's cat in the face once. It was justified self-defense (that thing was gunning for me!), but I haven't been forgiven yet.

Ah, that explains everything...

Watches around nervously for where the cat may be lurking...

Sorry if I'm slowing down a bit. School and events are back in full swing and I'm in a couple of other games on here that require some detailed posts.

We understand. Still, if you could pop in once a day that could be great. We don't need much to keep going.

We really appreciate all the work that you've put into us having a good experience. As you can tell, we're all having a lot of fun with this adventure. We've had songs! Competitions! Burglaries! Rescued slugs! Goblin friendships and even a budding, awkward goblin romance.

Thanks for giving us room to play.

Will definitely keep it going. I don't think I've seen people have this much fun with a play-by-post anywhere.

Thanks for the compliment. We've got a good group led by a great GM.

Thanks!

I agree this has been a blast and I dread it ending. Not game I have played has been this much fun.

Twitchy when you mentioned the flying around my mind went straight to Aladdin and the song "I can show you the world." Thought you would want to know that. Ronk will be your Jasmine if you will be his Aladdin.

Ronk

I agree this has been a blast and I dread it ending. Not game I have played has been this much fun.

Agreed. If Wolfwaker isn't completely burnt out from us after this, I'd love to do "We Be Goblins Too" with these same characters.

Twitchy when you mentioned the flying around my mind went straight to Aladdin and the song "I can show you the world." Thought you would want to know that. Ronk will be your Jasmine if you will be his Aladdin.

How can Twitchy say no to such a fine offer?

If we ever get to level these characters, I can take the alchemical discovery that allows me to pass infusions to others. At which point, I can give Fluffer "ant haul" and take you flying, Ronk!

Yay! You can show me the world!

I love this game

I love this game too, though I just realized how suggestive the line, "Ronk wants footsies" is...

How did I miss that the first time?

Medge, you and I should totally have that pirate adventure. Maybe we could show up with the flatboat outside the bar you mentioned in an earlier post. We could set up a time, go in together, and act like we're cool pirates.

Maybe I can try to pay for drinks with my dead rat. BTW, this is the first time I've actually used the dead rat that has been hanging around in Twitchy's pocket since the beginning of game. I should pick it up again.

You never know when a dead rat might be important.

I love the idea of a pirate adventure. Going to the tavern is a very pirate like thing to do.

I knew that 0 roll was going to bite me in the butt. Poor Medge :(

Ronk will play footsies with you ;)

Oh and I just watched the movie Lucy and it was hilarious. You should all watch it and see how many schools of magic you see.

Ooh, footsies!

We're climbing into PG territory here!

Wolfwaker, let me congratulate you for the turn of phrase, "The Dead Rat of Fate!" I nearly bust a gut laughing at that one.

Poor Medge! Twitchy wants her burglary buddy to live!

Oh and I just watched the movie Lucy and it was hilarious. You should all watch it and see how many schools of magic you see.

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll take a look! Have you guys seen "Into the Woods" yet? I liked the theatrical version better, but I thought that this wasn't a bad adaption at all.

I will see just about any musical, ever.

What's going on with all of you? I think that Gurp will blow a gasket when he sees that Squishy has been attacked.

Am I evil in that I'm looking forward to seeing what he will do?

Sorry if I'm slowing down a bit. School and events are back in full swing and I'm in a couple of other games on here that require some detailed posts.

This! So much this right now! School this semester sucks! And I work at a hospital so I spend a lot of time on call as well and our census is higher than it had been in years. So if the party has out up with Flamefinger just following them around with a blank state in his eyes, not speaking to anyone, and just acting like an awkward fanboy than I'm sure none of us mind you posting slowly! (Anyone else see a stoned, awkward goblin following you guys around thinking his fingers are on fire? Haha!)

Welcome back, Flamefinger -- And we all know about real life!

You may have killed that plant, BTW... You could be our newest Goblin hero!

We'll find out when Wolfwaker returns!

Welcome soon to be apprentice of Ronk! Flamefinger is even having confusing feelings like Ronk (We were confused before it was cool!)

Twitchy I did not know that Into the Woods was a musical, I love those!

Gurp you are hilarious!

Agreed. Excellent RP from both Flamefinger and Gurp as always!

I wonder if there will be a triple wedding at the end:

1) Twitchy + Ronk
2) Medge + Flamefinger
3) Gurp + Squishy...

Reflex Save to avoid Gurp's sling: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Oh, I'm a goner for sure...

fly you fool!

Oh and anyone who hasn't seen the TV mini series Galavant is missing out on the funniest show in years. Its worth buying. You will laugh so hard.

Oh and anyone who hasn't seen the TV mini series Galavant is missing out on the funniest show in years. Its worth buying. You will laugh so hard.

I caught the first two episodes of that. It's a silly musical, so I'm sold! I wish that adult musical movies had not gone out of style. Fortunately, Bollywood has never given them up...

Twitchy I did not know that Into the Woods was a musical, I love those

They have DVDs of the theatrical version for sale in Target now! It's a must purchase. Bernadette Peters rocks as the witch, and the breaking of the 4th wall works better in the play version.

I liked both versions, but if you get a chance go pick up the theatrical DVD.

The difference between a cow and a bean is that a bean can begin an adventure!

Though after our recent combat with the flytrap, I am not sure how the group would react to a giant beanstalk...

Just watched Jack the Giant Slayer with the family. No music, but plenty of beans.

Well... If there are beans, it is clearly a must-see!

Seriously, was it worthy?

Twitchy if you have yet to watch all of Galavant you need to fix that. I was hilarious and is a must see. My friends and I laughed through the whole thing. Any of you should see this show. Its worth buying on itunes.

I may look into the itunes purchase, because I did enjoy the first two episodes.

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So Wlfwaker, should I try pming Flamefinger or should we just move on without him in this battle?

Feel free if you want to PM him. If we don't hear from him by the time I get a chance to update, I'll bot him. I'm exceptionally busy this time of year so I may be slowing down a bit.

I think that everyone has slowed down here. ;(

On the plus side, I discovered we've been recording Galavant. So now I can catch up!

enjoy the hilarity

Sorry I've been slow guys. I will attempt to post tonight when I get home. Hopefully I'll be able to post more. I'm over the hump with my class so the rest should be a breeze.

Wonderful. We look forward to it, Flamefinger!

Gurp, you're a druid.. Maybe you could woodshape a new cat tree for the Paizo dice roller's pet? Make amends, somehow?

Can you make one for Ronk?

Twitchy is afraid to ask what Ronk willl do with a cat tree.

Why should I give it another fluffy hellbeast? What this dice roller needs is a good, strong slug.

Dice Roller, if you can hear me, I will give you the most colorful slug from the biggest bag once this campaign is over. Ronk ,if you keep being Ronk, I will give you the biggest and strongest slug. His name shall be Squishy Ronk, and he shall be the mightiest slug in the swamp sans Squishy.

But Dread Overking Squishy!

Dread Overking Squishy is the most dominating slug, and has the highest Charisma score, but would lose in a one-on-one fight with Squishy Ronk. Which is why he is always surrounded by an honor guard consisting of Squishy the Second, Haggit von Squishy, and Squishy Gnome-eater.

...I am putting way too much thought into this. I'll probably end up writing the next great fantasy novel based on the imagined adventures of a half-crazed goblin's pet slugs.

OOOO, if you're woodshaping things you could make Medge a fancy new peg leg!

And carve it all over with slugs!

I'm loving this conversation...

There is a lot of them how about Ronk gets a small group. Then Ronk will become the greatest hero ever. Nothing could stop Ronk and his hoard of powerful slugs.

Though there are new feats out from the familiar folio. Ronk could make Squishy Ronk his familiar and give it the mauler thing and nothing could stand before us!

Oh no... Squishy Ronk the familiar! I'm quaking in my boots.

And I finally caught up on all my posting from being busy all weekend!

Ronk, I watched all of Galavant last night -- brilliant!

Everyone else -- Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentines Day my gobo friends! May we all find love, loot, or murder! (Which ever helps us become gobo heros of course!)

It is very early on a saturday, silly barking dog woke me up hours early! Happy Valentines day my fellow adventures.

And Galavant was flipping awesome! I am excited for a second season. The Sneaking Song reminded me of my in person groups way of planning anything.