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Twitchy Boom Boom


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6


20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs




A Secret Cave Near Brinestump Marsh


Goblin, Common, Halfling, Orc


Alchemist and animal trainer

Strength 8
Dexterity 16
Constitution 13
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 10
Charisma 8

About Twitchy Boom Boom

When Twitchy started adventuring, she loved two things in this world most of all: throwing bombs and her giant vulture hatchling, Fluffer Buttkins. Now she also loves the party that she travels with, though she has trouble admitting it. Despite herself she has fallen in love with Ronk Bonk, a somewhat adorable yet annoying goblin barbarian with no sense of self-preservation whatsoever. She is also fond of her best friends Medge the Pirate King, Gurp of the Swamp, and Ronk's oddly clever kitty mount, Mort.

Twitchy will do just about anything to avoid being named leader, including doing all the actual work of leading: making decisions, coming up with plans, herding cats, slugs and goblins. She's currently happy with the current government of the Dread Pirate Clan, with her friend Medge as King but with Twitchy doing all the hard thinking.

Things she carries in her pockets: string! dead rats! used gum! chalk (good for drawing) and a dog whistle. Twitchy wears a battered but once stylish hat that once belonged to a halfling. The hat is a clever disguise. She believes that if she wears that hat and speaks in halfling about pie, long shanks will leave her alone, thinking that she is a halfling. Pie is delicious, especially when made from long shanks who can't see in the dark.

Goblin alchemist (winged marauder) 3 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Player's Guide 26, Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 156, Pathfinder RPG Monster Codex)
CN Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +6
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 15 (+4 armor, +4 Dex, +1 size)
hp 23 (3d8+5)
Fort +4, Ref +7, Will +1; +2 bonus vs. poison
Resist poison resistance
Speed 30 ft.
Ranged bomb +8 (2d6+3 Fire) or
. . mwk light crossbow +8 (1d6/19-20) or
. . sling +7 (1d3-1)
Special Attacks bomb 6/day (2d6+3 fire, DC 14)
Alchemist (Winged Marauder) Extracts Prepared (CL 3rd; concentration +6)
. . 1st—ant haul[APG] (DC 14), firebelly (DC 14), shield
Str 8, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 17, Wis 10, Cha 8
Base Atk +2; CMB +0; CMD 14
Feats Brew Potion, Extra Discovery[APG], Splash Weapon Mastery, Throw Anything
Traits bouncy, clever wordplay
Skills Acrobatics +9, Craft (alchemy) +9 (+12 to create alchemical items), Handle Animal +9, Heal +4, Knowledge (arcana) +7, Knowledge (local) +4, Knowledge (nature) +8, Perception +6, Ride +14, Spellcraft +7, Stealth +17, Survival +4, Use Magic Device +0; Racial Modifiers +4 Ride, +4 Stealth
Languages Common, Goblin, Halfling, Orc
SQ alchemy (alchemy crafting +3), discoveries (infusion, precise bombs [3 squares]), poison use, swift alchemy
Combat Gear potion of cure light wounds (2), alchemical glue[UE] (2), alchemist's fire (2), bottled lightning[UE] (2), masking scent, animal[ACG] (2), skyrocket firework[UE], smokestick (2), tanglefoot bag (2), thunderstone (2); Other Gear mithral shirt, crossbow bolts (20), mwk light crossbow, sling, sling bullets (10), boots of the cat[UE], traveler's any-tool[UE], goblin alchemy crafting kit (worth 25 gp, 2.5 lb), portion of funds towards group wand (worth 150 gp), 230 gp, 1 cp
Special Abilities
Alchemy +3 (Su) +3 to Craft (Alchemy) to create alchemical items, can Id potions by touch.
Animal Companion Link (Ex) You have a link with your Animal Companion.
Bomb 2d6+3 (6/day, DC 14) (Su) Thrown Splash Weapon deals 2d6+3 fire damage.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white only).
Infusion When created an extract can be used by anyone, but takes up a slot until used.
Poison Resistance +2 (Ex) +2 to save vs. Poison.
Poison Use You do not risk poisoning yourself accidentally while poisoning a weapon.
Precise Bombs (3 squares) (Su) Whenever the alchemist throws a bomb, he can select a number of squares equal to his Intelligence modifier that are not affected by the splash damage from his bombs.
Swift Alchemy (Ex) You can construct alchemical items in half the normal time.
Throw Anything Proficient with improvised ranged weapons. +1 to hit with thrown splash weapons.


Giant vulture (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 3)
N Medium animal
Init +3; Senses low-light vision; Perception +6
AC 18, touch 14, flat-footed 14 (+3 Dex, +1 dodge, +4 natural)
hp 19 (3d8+6)
Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +3; +4 vs. disease
Defensive Abilities evasion
Speed 10 ft., fly 50 ft. (average)
Melee bite +3 (1d8+1)
Str 13, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 2, Wis 15, Cha 7
Base Atk +2; CMB +3; CMD 17
Feats Dodge, Skill Focus (Fly)
Tricks Attack, Attack Any Target, Defend, Down, Exclusive, Flank, Heel, Sneak
Skills Acrobatics +3 (-5 to jump), Fly +10, Perception +6, Stealth +7
SQ +4 to saves vs. disease, attack any target, defend, down, exclusive, flank, heel, sneak
Other Gear goblin exotic saddle for fluffer (worth 30 gp, 15 lb), goblin training harness for giant vulture (worth 10 gp, 5 lb)
Special Abilities
+4 to saves vs. Disease You gain a +4 bonus on saves against disease.
Attack Any Target [Trick] The animal will attack any creature on command.
Defend [Trick] The animal will defend you.
Down [Trick] The animal will break off combat on command.
Evasion (Ex) No damage on successful reflex save.
Exclusive [Trick] Takes orders only from its trainer.
Flank [Trick] Attempts to attack and flank indicated enemy.
Flight (50 feet, Average) You can fly!
Heel [Trick] The animal will follow you.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in dim light, distinguishing color and detail.
Sneak [Trick] Creature stays hidden.
Other Gear mithral shirt, crossbow bolts (20), mwk light crossbow, sling, sling bullets (10), boots of the cat, traveler's any-tool, goblin alchemy crafting kit (worth 25 gp, 2.5 lb), portion of funds towards group wand (worth 150 gp), 230 gp, 1 cp

Twitchy Story So Far
Twitchy grew up on the edge of the swamp, a rather adventurous goblin. She has an absolute fascination with fire, blowing things up, but also with the natural world. She was also a secret reader, believing that the signs that humans posted had useful information. One day she found a vulture egg. She thought about eating it raw (tasty!) but then had another idea. What if she hatched it? She liked meat better than gooey egg, so she moved the egg and herself to a warm cave with a cozy fire where she kept the egg safe from predators.

In the cave she found a sleeping alchemist, a book of formulae, and an alchemical kit. She killed and ate the alchemist -- he was tasty -- and studied the book. It was difficult to make out, but very interesting. The more she studied, the more excited she grew. She could learn to blow things up! She could learn spells and potions and things!

Then the egg hatched. The vulture followed Twitchy everywhere, and Twitchy fed it the last of the now rotting alchemist carcass. She discovered that her vulture was useful, and trainable. And it would listen to her talk about alchemy all day long, and not be bored. She realized that she didn't want to eat her vulture (yet), and started to think about what it would mean to throw bombs while flying.

She returned to the village flying Fluffer. Her ability to create bombs is considered a valuable skill. She has recreated her formulae book with pictures, so others don't know that reading was involved.

Equipment and weights:

Twitchy herself -- 27 pounds -- n/a
Alchemist kit -- 2.5 pounds -- Free
Book of Formulae (drawings only) -- .5 pounds -- Free
Leather armor -- 7.5 pounds -- 10 GP
Training harness -- 1 pounds -- 2 GP
Sling + 20 bullets -- 5 pounds -- 2 SP
Exotic Saddle -- 15 pounds -- 30 GP

Total = 58.5 pounds

Status Block for cutting & pasting in the Forums:

HP 9/9
Ranged: Sling +3 (1d3-1/X2) -- 20 bullets
Ranged bomb +5 (1d6+3 Fire)
Special Attacks bomb 4/day (1d6+3 fire, DC 13)
Alchemist Extracts Prepared (CL 1st; concentration +4)
1st—firebelly (DC 14), shield